Mvua
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Joined 01-24-17, id: 1081120, Profile Updated: 12-02-18
Author has written 4 stories for Sci-Fi, Nature, Love, and Supernatural.

HELLO!

Important notice if you are an active reader of either of my stories:

I'm taking a break for the month of December. I'm sorry guys, I wish I could keep the chapters coming, but I've been LOADED with work these last few weeks, and I at least want to give an explanation if I'm not updating for a while. Enjoy the Holidays, everybody, and I'll see you in the New Year!

~Love, Mvua

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN?"

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Whose SICK joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"

"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

What do you mean, my BIRTH CERTIFICATE expired?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from conquering the world.

FUCK. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT- WE GOTTA GO! NOT TODAY SATAN!!!

Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.

Today I will be as useless as the G in lasagna.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

If you're hotter than me, I'm cooler than you.

They said don't try this at home. So I'm coming to your house.

Sometimes I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH?!"

"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you." Well, so is the grenade.

Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back.

Chocolate doesn't asked stupid questions. Chocolate understands.

I wish common sense was more common.

Who left the bag of idiots open?!

After Tuesday the calendar goes W T F.

I'm so glad i don't have to hunt for my food. I have no idea where tacos live!

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Feed your own ego. I'm busy.

Why is there a hole where your brain should be?

Screw destiny. Screw it right in the face.


PSA: The Five Stages of Depression (that I know of)

Emo: This is often the first noticable stage, in which a person dresses in dark, 'angsty' clothing to express their emotions. This is a pretty common sight, especially in middle and high school; as such, it isn't often read as a true sign of depression, and in some cases, a person just likes to dress that way and isn't at all depressed. This is a stage you have to be careful with; don't jump to conclusions about a person's mental state, but at the same time, keep an eye out for other signs of mental illness, as there is a possibility that the person is trying to tell you something with their dressing habits.

Suicidal: Undoubtedly the worst stage of depression, this is when a person feels so down and useless that they want to end their own life. If you notice this behavior in anyone, get them help as soon as possible and make sure to be there for them. Suicidal people almost always feel alone, and it's important to make it clear that this is not the case, to prevent them from doing something they'll regret.

Moody: This is an unpleasant but not overtly dangerous stage, wherein a person will feel and act sad, irritable, or aggressive on a regular basis. The best way I've seen to deal with this is to encourage spending time with close friends, doing things they love. It's hard to stay moody around the people you adore, so the more time spent with friends, the less likely it becomes that the person will revert to a worse stage of depression.

Lethargic: At first glance, this doesn't seem like a horribly dangerous stage of depression; lethargy is defined generally as a feeling of tiredness and apathy, which often goes hand in hand with a detachment from their surroundings and little to no motivation to do anything. However, if this situation is allowed to continue, the person's life will quickly go down the drain; for students, their grades will drop, and social bonds will degrade and break. This stage is notoriously hard to deal with, as the person just doesn't care enough to fix their own situation, so I think the wisest course of action is to get them some professional help while attempting to interest them once again in hobbies they used to enjoy.

Existential: In my experience, this is a relatively mild form of depression, emerging near the end of a person's experience with mental illness. It's a lot more about having brief moments of philosophical questioning than constant negativity or isolation, so this is preferable to the other stages of depression. While you may spend a few hours each day wondering why you exist in this time and place, it's not to bad overall, and if you're experiencing this as your latest stage, you're probably on the way to a healthy recovery. Feeling existential is perfectly normal for young adults, so don't sweat it; you're doing quite well overall.

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