No Blood For Oil
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Joined 09-04-01, id: 108116
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Hello all.

Wow, that was a mundane greeting, ne? Well, actually, life is pretty much alternating between mundane/sh*tty, so I'm not exactly the happiest person in the world right now. Wurgh.

Okay, well, this is a bio, so…info…hmm…

My idea of a perfect world would be one without religion or republicans (namely, Mr. edumacated himself, our oh-so-capable president Dubya). There would be no such thing as the F train (which REFUSES to run these days), nor would my science teacher exist. In the ideal world, the US wouldn't be such a bloated egotistical former superpower who thinks it can stop anything, given the right amount of force. Basically, the complete opposite of what the world is today.

No such thing as HIV/AIDS, nuclear power, fossil fuels (thank non-existent god for hydrogen powered cars), etc.

And, if I (and I probably did) offended anyone with that mini-rant, that's fine, but let's not flame me about my profile when you're "reviewing" my story, ne?

I wish that someone more intelligent would be leader of this country right now…maybe even a :gasp: female president. But that's probably not going to happen in the near future.

Anyway, onto less depressing things.

My favorite band alternates between System of a Down, Godsmack and koRn, depending on my mood. And, just to make this perfectly clear, the music I listen to is rock; hard rock/heavy metal, mostly, although I can stomach the occasional lighter fare. My favorite radio station: KROCK! YEAH! Ehehehe. I live in NYC, I am a female, and an anime fanatic.

My favorite animes are Cowboy Bebop, Nadesico, Evangelion, Fushigi Yugi (occasionally), Gundam Wing, Inuyasha (although the title character can be quite the ass at times), Outlaw Star…yeah…oh, I know, I know, I need to see Hellsing. Thanks for reminding me.

My least favorite things include the following:
Britney Spears
All things pop
All things country
Eminem (WHY the hell does he get airtime on KROCK?)
Basically all of the guys in my class
Vapid, stupid, pop-friendly ditzes (rather redundant, that)
The F train
The Post and the Daily News
The Wallflowers
Vladimir Putin
"weapons of mass destruction"
All cliches (also refers to above)
The name Katie (DON'T ask, you probably don't want to know)
Avril Lavigne and all posers henceforth
…and anything else that annoys me

I'm not prone to finishing fics, so don't be surprised if I put up a lot of one-shots.

Hopefully, that satisfies your need to know about yours truly. If not, dial this number:

Favorite quote:

Ben-"Make me longer?"
Alex-"Trust me, it's long enough as it is."

Dalai Lama Defeated in Mountain Stronghold reviews
My first foray into Inspired by a recent article on the Dalai Lama. (I'm not out to offend any supporters of the Chinese Government, by the way. It's just satire, people).
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2003