Perilous Mango Ninja
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Joined 09-07-01, id: 108569
Author has written 6 stories for General, Humor, Historical, and Horror.
I'm on the favorites list of 8 members! I feel so loved!

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THEY! TOOK! OFF! MY! WONDERFUL! OBSESSED! LIST! I! DID! NOT! ABUSE! THE! PRIVELIGE! IT! WAS! LORD! OF! THE! RINGS! RELATED! It made me mad. And sad. But I posted it up on my website. With a picture of each Fellowship dude. ^_^

jweb guru let me keep his field mouse, Pounce, from his story "Trouble With Scanra" (which you should read because it's really good) Well, he's letting me keep Pounce until he needs Pounce... but still!!! *Pounce squeaks a greeting to you*

My name is Elizabeth (Call me Liz) and I'm 14. I'll be 15 in May (the 17th, to be precise [I like presents (You don't have to get me one [but you should])]). I was born in Canada, but I now live in California. Please don't blame Canada. It is the school year, and yeah.

I love to read, mostly fantasy. A lot of fantasy. Some of my favorite authors include: Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling, Anne McCaffrey, Anne Logston, Tamora Pierce, Philip Pullman, Mercedes Lackey, Robin McKinley, Annette Curtis Klause, Patricia Wrede, and there are probably more that I've forgotten. Right now, I'm in the middle of Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, and a few other books which I'm too lazy to mention. I have courage to be reading so many books at once.

Draco Malfoy is my favorite character... Slytherin RULES. I don't like Gryffindor, nor do I like Harry or Ron, or most of the Gryffindors for that matter. Snape is also pretty cool.

I'm having a vampire obsession period. Don't ask. (Maybe it has something to do with my canines, which, oddly enough, look an awful lot like fangs. But whatever... I recently kinda hurt myself with them... I wonder how vampires deal.)

I have decided to rewrite some of my fics because they suck and have no plot.

Wow... my bio is long... If you read it all, then... you're an amazing person. If you didn't, then that's understandable. I tend to babble a lot... I'm far too loquacious and people say I should be more laconic but I think talking is fun, especially babbling without thinking... that's where I get some of my inspiration... I mean, I AM trying to shorten it, but there's so much to say! I don't know where to stop! ANYWAYS, you probably want me to shut up now. OK. By the way, the homepage link up there is my journal, in which is posted cynical things or stupid things or just random complaints I happen to have... it's not only me, it's me AND my friend because she was too lazy to create her own journal account. But, yeah, I'll shut up.

NOOO! Wait, wait, wait! Don't leave yet! Go to That's my new website. It's really stupid, but yeah... I will now shut up.

NOT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Okay, now go read and review my fanfics, please.

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The Adventures of Hoopy reviews
Hoopy is the main character and he has these stupid adventures and I wrote these for school and they were so stupid that I just HAD to post them. Plotless stupidity GUARANTEED.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002
Malevolent reviews
I personified the word "malevolent" because I had to do another personification. Originally, it was going to be more bloody, but then, it was for school, so it couldn't be any more violent. It's not very long and shouldn't take you long to read.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/27/2002
Superiority reviews
I had to do another personification, this time of the word "superiority" (obviously...) This was once posted along with my anguish one, but then I figured reading this one right after reading the other didn't work, so yeah. Please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2002
Dr. Dork (Tries to) Take Over the World! reviews
This was my idiom story, where I had to use (dun dun dun) IDIOMS! I think there are 25... not 100% sure, and I don't remember. But it's about Dr. Dork trying to take over the world. Read it. You may laugh.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2002
What Seriously Occurred at Lexington reviews
Bob Bobson, a peanut farmer in Lexington, was he who fired the "shot heard round the world" in the American Revolution. Thus, everybody remembers the first shot. It's the second one they don't remember. Read this cheesy vocabulary story I wrote for cla
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/3/2002
Anguish reviews
I had to personify the word 'anguish' for school, and it turned out quite well. I've been told it's freaky, and I'm sure my teacher would have found it more violent if I hadn't had to draw a picture for it. As you can guess, I screwed up the picture.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001