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Author has written 10 stories for Horror, Supernatural, and Humor.

I'm Ella. I'm short, scrawny, and confrontational. You've been warned.

Likes: Television series-The Sopranos, Dexter, La Blue Girl, Battlestar, Dead Like Me, The Walking Dead, True Blood, Bored to Death.

Books-A Clockwork Orange, The Handmaid's Tale, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Watership Down, Goblin Market, A Streetcar Named Desire, Glengary.

Movies-A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine, Deadgirl, Pleasantville, Bridesmaids.

Graphic Novels-Skydoll, The Walking Dead, Battle Angel Alita, JTHM.

Zombies. Zombies are our generation's vampires. They represent our anxieties and fears about our culture.


Dirty stories.

Dislikes: early mornings, hangovers, people who write-off zombie, vampire, or werewolf stories because they're "unoriginal" (Just FYI, all stories are unoriginal, doesn't necessarily mean they're all bad--see Shakespeare who ripped off almost all of his plays. It's true, look up Amleth), long phone conversations, Tyra Banks, Thesis presentations.

Current and Upcoming Stories:

War in a Dollhouse-Horror/love story

Plot summary-Mildred is captured by a deranged incubus who uses her as a slave for the perverted elite.

Please review with any suggestions for the story, as I will begin editing shortly--I plan on getting rid of some of the perspective hopping, too confusing. Thanks all!

Chapter 14 -- Please note that chapter 14 (Lost Girl) is currently up. However, it is extremely graphic and disturbing (more so than usual). Please mind the rating.

Chapter 15 -- If the sun is up, can they run?

Sagacious River-Fairy Tale Erotica

Plot Summary-After Helda Summers drowns in Sagacious River, a mysterious goblin man asks her twin sister, Olive, to complete a quest in exchange for information on her dead sister. Ultimately, Olive's sexual adventure awakens her grief and helps her to mourn the loss of her beloved sister. Loosely based on Rossetti's Goblin Market.

Chapter 2-Mythology behind the healing powers of Sagacious River. Olive meets a wolf.

My Forever

Plot Summary-Abby is brought to a bizarre land where she encounters pirates, lost boys, and strange sea creatures. She also encounters Jinx, her captor. But when Forever comes to an end, will she choose to go home or stay with Jinx...a boy she thought she would never love?

The Beak Doctor--horror/erotica, continuation of Sagacious River Universe

Plot Summary--After Berlin's father dies unexpectedly, she returns to her father's old boarding school, Sagacious River Estate, in search of a better life. Instead, she meets Marlowe, a man who has a bizarre relationship with his twin sister, Miz. When Berlin thinks that things can't get any stranger, she wakes to find The Beak Doctor has come to visit. Is he a dream?

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Paint me a picture by Delanie reviews
Her name was Amber. His name was Tristan. She was a human. He was a vampire. Taken against her will, Amber decided her own fate in 30 seconds and forced to become his pet. Rated for Language, BDSM, Bondage, Kink. UPDATE: REVAMPED Ch. 1!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/16/2005
Overlording for Dummies by Typing Typhoon reviews
Becoming an Overlord has never been easier with the help of this new in-depth guide! Learn how to discern from potential minions, to build a fortress, and how to rake in the cash with your Hasbro action figure contract! Enslave your civilization today!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Postmortem Fairy Tale by Chasing Rabbits reviews
She wanted to escape her troubles...and woke up in a ditch, dead. The POV of a zombie female, in a morbidly realistic manner. Some sexuality and much grotesque phases of decomposition. COMPLETED
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
the latex lullaby by Michael J. McLeod reviews
...whips and chains and dildoes. oh my...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005
Autumn Came by kaika switched reviews
'Though I had never met him before in my entire life, I felt like I had known him forever. Like I had a debt to him, to keep him alive. Like we were destined to make it out together'
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004
ammonia by Michael J. McLeod reviews
...what slops on the floor goes down to your lungs...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
Blasphemous Girl by Bright Green reviews
Short, incoherent, and mildly unsettling: A collection of my short stories.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream by Meg Ann Riley reviews
She waits for someone to call her to dinner. No one ever does. The house is still.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004
Pornographic Lover by blushed-moonlight reviews
profanity/Pretty girls heart was bruised by a pretty boy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
Bliss by Bleeding-Gemstone reviews
Bleeding is believing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004
Waves by Sabrosa reviews
About a boy coming of age who realizes that change and awareness in life is sometimes inevitable. contains a very subtle homosexual theme, nothing explicit or graphic, some profanity
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Complete
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War in a Dollhouse reviews
Mildred falls into the hands of an ancient incubus. She is infected in order to keep her young and easy to control, but her heart never forgets the love of her childhood friend, even as she forgets her own humanity. Please regard the rating, r&r.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010
The Beak Doctor reviews
Berlin meets a nightmare that begins to intersect with her waking world. A dream within a dream. Rated for sexual themes.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011
My Forever reviews
Jinx was a creature I made up. And when I met him, I was sure it was all part of my imagination...but the others...the world...I never created that. Rated for rape, sex, and gruesome details.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/8/2004
Sagacious River
After her sister drowns, Olive Summers discovers that Sagacious River isn't just a place drunk kids go to skinny dip. erotica, fairy tale
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010
Writers Block reviews
Writers Block or How I Discovered a Man-Eating Creature in My Fridge. My Life Story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010
The BJ
Something I wrote for a short story class assignment. Someone in the class said girls can't write dirty and I begged to differ.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Parasite Love, Heart Eden reviews
Ellaphant Jones finds a new sort of cosmetic surgery. Chello finds an escape. In the end, there is a terrifying catch. The PLHE Corp and the rape of Ellaphant Jones. (rated for sex)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
Pretty by Sunday reviews
Trinket, a young lady with a disease not comprehended by anyone, especially her mother, is forced into an asylum. But, when people start getting sick, and utterly twisted, who will be blamed? (rated for rape and murder)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/3/2005
When White Roses Grow Red reviews
Elle never considered having children and perhaps her decision to adopt more than one was not what she had expected it to be. Especially when the children bring her hideous visions and a sickness she had tried to forget.(Rated for sex, incest, and rape)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 4/15/2003
Spider legs against the sky reviews
Lemonade. Rated for an odd theme. A little gore. And implied murder...whatever that means. If you can guess what the title is referring to, you get a cookie.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete