La la la, I am Freija the Squeaky Coconut, cha cha cha
Anata wa baka desu kara, watashi wa anata ni purin o tabesashimashou ka?
hmmm maybe I should have some stuff about me... i am an 18 year old squeaky coconut, female type. i like chocolate i like rpgs(HEE HEE FF6) i like super smash bros i like the concept of nc-17 minesweeper fanfic. i have long hair. i know calculus.
i am a yellow belt in tae kwon do. im in the egg fan club. i am late to stuff. i really like the pirate in chrono cross who says "dammit all!". he is ultra cool. also like anime much. i also like trees. i don't like soggy bread. my cat has one eye. my other cat is stupid. oh yeah my cat with one eye isn't a cyclops with one eye in the middle although that would be cool.

P.S. RANDOM CATEGORIES ARE DA BESTEST!!!!!! JUST SAY YES to Pong and Minesweeper fanfic!!!

sniff* they took away my favorite stories. I miss you, "Crazy Sex Taxi."

Contact stuffs:Talk to me! I'm a friendly coconut! I have Yahoo Messenger, name squeakycoconut. If you wanna talk to me, then see if I'm on. I also use the messenger on occasion and *once in a while* I log onto AIM as PuKirby. But...not too often.*

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.|RIP| This is a tombstone for BOOchakunsan EL TALKING TURDO.
In my opinion, he was a genius. The pioneer of NC-17 Minesweeper fanfic!
Found in Shakespeare fic section:
"HAPPY POEM 8 by BOOchankunsan EL TALKING TURDO
Not begging for flames! THIS IS NOT BEGGING FOR FLAMES! (SHAKESPEARE fics? HAHA how poopy)"
But where did he go? No one knows. Probably got booted from . The world is a little less poopy now *sniff*... Gotta admit one thing: The guy knows how to get reviews.

EVERYONE SAY HI TO MY PAL MAGIC MINT DRAGON!!! YAYYYY MAGIC MINT DRAGON!!!! WOOHOO!!! WE'RE GONNA GO MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH CHEEZ AND PEPPER NOW!!!!!!! YAYYYY!!! MAYBE THAT WILL GET THE SUGAR OUT OF ME...*

ALSO GO READ DEATHBYKAILA'S STUFF!!! SUPPORT HER "THE SAGA OF PANTSLESS MAN"! NOW!!!!!! It made me laugh out loud so GO READ IT! (It's Smash Bros. fic about Ness and his druggie ways so GO!!! READ NOW!!!!!) She also wrote "O Cappie, My Cappie," so how could you go wrong?*

ANNOUNCEMENT! Freija the Squeaky Coconut is now published en Español!!! YAY!!! Her Castlevania fic, Dracula's On Vacation, Sucker has been generously translated by Sparky Urashima, who is a god among men. Thank you, Sparky! Now more of the world can read about Sheep of Ill Repute. Er...this may not be a good thing. Note to anyone who cares: I am firmly against 's new policy against NC-17 fics. I think this is going to hurt the site and I am sad to see this kind of censorship happen. After thinking long and hard about it, I have decided to stay here for now. I hope the administrators reconsider.
A little thingy for my readers to, well, read: You may have noticed that I haven't been up to too much recently on ...I have become a rather busy coconut again, now that school has started, and more work, and stuff. Not to mention the fact the my current project (the Ask the Smashers fic) has now been declared an abuse of the system (DAMN YOU NAZIS!!!)[email protected][email protected] ...which makes me kind of pooey. But don't despair...there is Coconut in the future...I have some stuff that is waiting in its little .txt chrysalis waiting to become a beautiful butterfly, or perhaps an orange and purple moth. With big claws and pointy teeth. You'll just have to wait and see.
~Freija the Squeaky Coconut
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