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Joined 06-21-17, id: 1095493, Profile Updated: 10-15-18
Author has written 12 stories for Supernatural, Life, Fantasy, and Young Adult.

Mia - 18 - Of the Female Gender - Tea-aholic - Hufflepuff

I really do drink too much tea. (She says, glancing down at the half-drunk mug in her hand.) (is an average of six cups a day unhealthy) (i think yes) (maybe five cups i'm not sure) (i don't keep count)

Sporadic uploads of hopefully more than decent content, including short 500 word pieces I write for the weekly writing group I attend, where I have a reputation for writing about gay vampires. These all have a limit of 500 words, so they are more glimpses than stories. They're written between workshops, often at the last minute (oops).

Feel free to check those out, but know that most, if not all, are stand-alone pieces that will not be continued.

(sorry for the recent lack of uploads. I'll get on that asap.)

- Mia

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The Sandwich Manifesto by total.boron reviews
Sebastian is almost done at university and plans to never think about anything too hard ever again. Consequently, he has no idea what to do with his life. Perhaps moving to a remote Norwegian village to open a sandwich shop with his best friend is the answer.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24 - Complete
E by total.boron reviews
Two drug addicts, a vampire and a werewolf, lose themselves to each other one night amongst pills and needles. Explicit M/M, one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Complete
Starburst by total.boron reviews
Slash, M/M. At 37-years-old, French is one of London's most notorious drug dealers. Elliot is an 18-year-old who's way out of his depth. But, they might just find themselves in an unlikely situation when feelings begin to catch.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Cowboy and English by total.boron reviews
M/M. Two intelligence operatives, one MI6, the other CIA. Their paths unexpectedly cross during what was meant to be a simple mission in Moscow. Despite both preferring to work alone, they'll have no option but to join forces when things go pear-shaped.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Complete
Russian Split by total.boron reviews
One-shot, M/M. By day, Arkady Rostov was a free-lance website designer. By night, he worked the poles in one of London's most exclusive strip-clubs, The Pomegranate. He was used to having hundreds of pairs of eyes on him, but one gentleman in particular was paying very close attention...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Complete
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On The Run reviews
Brandon Edwards isn't unusual -at least not to look at. Few would guess that he's spent the last few years on the run from supernatural forces on his scent. From town to outpost, diner to drive-through, the supernatural hunts Brandon wherever he goes. But he's picked up a few tricks on the road... And he can't run forever... A COMPILATION OF SHORTS FOR MY WRITING CLASS
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 9/13
Heard From Afar reviews
Princess Soralin is used to the snake-infested court life of her home, but when a party of foreign visitors arrive with the intention of taking her back with them, she must navigate a new culture, court and the heart of her betrothed. Alone in a country whose emblem is a writhing snake, can she know who to trust? *sorry for this angsty blurb, it's better than it sounds I promise*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 6/21
The Dead Among Us reviews
Isabella Rhinde hunts demons. Alongside her grouchy partner, Errol Scott, she's earned a name for herself. But when they receive a troubling contract from the capital city of the Empire, Rhinde senses things are beginning to unravel. Demons, drunkenness and un-deaths ensue. She's going to need a lot more tea to figure this one out. *MATURE CONTENT*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/9
Names Over Blood
There are four names that matter in New York city, and they're all gathered around a meeting table. Centuries of bloody history stand between them and decision-making, but this is the twenty-first century; such things are more civil now, even when you have a bad habit of picking at your fangs.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25
Saint Reyan's Day reviews
Asher doesn't want to be alone, Errol is hiding things -and jars- and today is the day of the vampire. I promised and now I shall deliver! Errol and Asher smut. You are welcome. *MATURE LANGUAGE SEXUAL CONTENT* *I read back through this recently and it gets VERY INTENSE VERY QUICKLY. I won't apologise, but I shall repeat my warning. MATURE CONTENT! MUCH SEX!*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
Facts reviews
Anna needs more batteries, Claudia is tipsy and she's not in love with Vick. (500 word short story for my creative writing class.)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16
The Blue Overcoat
Wickham is bored, this meeting is endless and that coat would look much better on him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Complete
Blue-Eyed Boy reviews
This is a poem I wrote for homework for the creative writing class I attend. I don't write poetry that often, but when I do it seems to go down quite well. I hope you enjoy it as much as those at my class did. Let me know if you'd like more poetry :) *MATURE LANGUAGE*
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27 - Complete
Bah-Humbug
It's Christmas, Errol, Asher and Issy are following tradition and Errol does NOT want to wear a crown. *MATURE LANGUAGE*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Complete
Ida Beauregard reviews
Ida Beauregard is seventy-five years old and she's going to make some changes in her life, starting with the walls. A short piece that gives us a glimpse into Ida's world and why we all need a little more purple in our lives.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Complete
Dr Chops' Helpline
It's late, Darryl is thinking about Paul and Dr Chops is live. Running a radio show from your attic isn't easy, but some manage it with feline grace.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Complete
Pitch, Dusk and the Forbidden Fruit
Two vampires steal into the dark night with something they shouldn't -and face the consequences. Halloween story of 2017. A short story/scene.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Published: 10/31/2017