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Joined 07-25-17, id: 1097691, Profile Updated: 11-07-17
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Romance.

Beware, I post some pretty cringe shit:

Hi. I'm a disposable human being.

Right now, my writing consists of:

No spell check, no revision, no plot.

I like cheesecake, cheese sticks, n macaroni and cheese.

I spend my free time maladaptive daydreaming, then I type them and post them for the whole world to see.

Ahem* I draw.

Google Plus.

Bee Cried

I like writing fanfiction and fictional stories

1999, born the day after Crimuh

My favorite color is: Blue

My favorite band is: ...natm

My favorite show as a younger child: Powerpuff girls, Proud Family, Kim Possible and That's So Zack and Hannah Montana.

My favorite show now: WE BARE BEARS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF UNDERRATED SHOWS. I also like The Amazing World of Gumball and Steven Universe.

I'M A GIRL! SURPRISE

My favorite author :none at the moment

My favorite book(s): Lauren Halse Anderson: Speak, Jesse Andrews: The Haters, forgot the name of author of "Their Eyes Were Watching God" and "Things fall Apart" but I LOVE those stories. I've met MK Asante, and I've read "Buck", I've also met Kelly Starling Lyons and her work is just ":o" (SHE TOLD ME MY NAME WAS SO PRETTY THAT SHE'D HAVE TO PUT IT IN ONE OF HER BOOKS GUYS THIS IS BRAGGING) Suzanne Collins is decent :D and so is the Hunger Games. I LIVE for "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

My favorite food: French Fries!!! (Says a lot about my weight hehe...)

My favorite candy: Any type of milk or white chocolate.

My favorite month : December ( Also my birthday month )

My favorite season : Winter

My hobbies : Dancing, reading, writing, drawing and that's about it... Oh yeah, and I act!

My mood now : Bored... Which is why I'm making this profile ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ

Where you can't find me! : Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr and that's all.

Where you can find me: @Anonisheretohelp DeviantArt (Itsbeehere), Google, BeeCried

What I'm currently doing :

Nothing,

Watching TV

homework

Reading Homestuck

Eating Nutella

Binging Sbj's More than Human

Contemplating Life

Artworks for other ff dot net peeps :3

https:///112466027351623406107/posts/UcQnLDVYqW8 For Weirdness!!!

Artwork for me!!

https:///112466027351623406107/posts/7iUFdPstN33 -- younger Lillian

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Tangled Webs: Brothers In Arms by Jaya Avendel reviews
Druzil and Rizzen Sinafey have left their home on a search for their missing six brothers. How will the surface dwellers receive the drow, known for their killer merciless reputation? What will happen to Druzil's drow brothers, wanted Dead or Alive? Will the eight Sinafey brothers find reunion and acceptance as they battle the prejudice and hate they come across?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 130,285 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2020 - Published: 3/24/2017
This is the People by Marina x Machina reviews
Yokoi falls in love with her best friend Leah, a ghost named Alex makes an appearance, sixty-year-old James has a secret for his lifelong best friend, Cynthia has anxiety, the chemistry teacher has thirty minutes to ask his student why he is in jail, and much more in this anthology of diverse short stories.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,433 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2020 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
How to Be The Best (Internet) Writer In the World by Marina x Machina reviews
Be sure to vote in the poll for what topic you want to hear. Horrible, horrible tips from an unqualified expert on how to dominate the online writing world. Can you write slash and be homophobic? Always wanted to be the one to write that cheap story with a million hits? Well ha, the all-knowing author shall teach you the true path to getting reviews by the bucketful!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,224 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 1/11/2016
The Three M's by GreyManiac reviews
Three idiots. Timothy Underidge Moore, Simon Ulmany Mathews, and Um. (don't ask.) All meet Sarah, a recently fired McDonald's worker. Who finds out a big secret about the three. They all have god like powers.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 5/25/2017
Death's demise by xxWintermistxx reviews
WRITTEN FROM A WRITING PROMPT! In a post apocalyptic world Death learns that when the last human dies he will as well. He's doing his best to keep that from happening.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2019 - Published: 8/21/2018
The Unviewable Panties of Ishiko-Chan by Great Pikmin Fan
Taro is just your ordinary otaku pervert, until he gets sucked in to a war between beautiful demon women and a secret evil organization. Will he turn out to have some overpowered unique ability? How will he deal with multiple demons crushing on him? Will he see the elusive undergarments of fellow friend Ishiko? Yes, this is an "anime parody."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,709 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 8/15/2018
Plastic Teeth by Inspector Spinda reviews
A collection of short slice of life stories featuring Hugh, a 67 year old dyslexic, hedonist, British vampire who's crashing on the couch of his friend and keeper, Benny Belmont. I'll accept any and all critique
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 6/23/2018
A To Z by Jaya Avendel reviews
This is going to be a listing of many separate haiku's as chapters, with each chapter containing one or more haiku's for one letter of the alphabet, starting with A and ending with Z. The subject is not clear yet, but I know I want all the haiku's to be full of love and friendship. Reviews appreciated. Thanks!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 5/12/2017
Pacify Her: A Short Story by BellaAnarchy reviews
After his co-star and the love of his life sent him back to his wife, an actor finds himself in the presence of the one person his friends claim can save him before his marriage implodes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Complete
By The Wayside (initial premise hashingdraft) by apocellipses reviews
Your name is Ghostie Everett. You were born in 1996 in the Pacific Northwest. Today is the 3rd of August, 2021. You should be twenty-five years old. Right now, you are still fifteen, and you've skipped over a decade of your life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 8/9/2018
I M Hip: It Begins by TFSyndicate
I.M. Hip recalls the origins of the ongoing bitter rivalry between him and the teacher who hates...no...LOATHES him. To this day. (NOTE: Based on my webcomic)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2018 - Complete
Peter Pantomime by Marina x Machina reviews
Please R&R. Gwennie may have gotten the other inhabitants at her orphanage to rely on her, but ultimately she will have to leave, sooner than later. Enter a misunderstanding with a volatile boy who calls himself Peter and is desperately in need of a "Wendy" replacement. Not to forget, of course, the blonde pixie who sits on his shoulder and calls the shots.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 9/21/2017
Effigenia by SimonClemens reviews
A girl is sacrificed by burning to earn a god's favor and win a war, only to be whisked away at the last minute by other gods that might actually be demons. Rating is for gore and some darker themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 7/9/2017
Spider-Web by Amoridere
This poem is based on what happened earlier this morning and how I cannot get that image out of my eyes. It's one thing for spiders to build their webs but it's another when it's a huge web and across a good chunk of my doorway. I did get at it with a broom.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Complete
Bacon, Eggs, and a Fresh-Squeezed Glass of Destiny by MethodlessMadness reviews
Sal wants breakfast. The universe wants a Chosen One. [Satire; short fiction]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Complete
The Side of Your Friend You Never Saw by Waves-Of-Writing reviews
Just something random I made up when I was bored. It's self-explanatory. (The title) But how about I just say that these sides are a little...crazy. Each chapter has different characters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2017
The Short Adventure of Yuki Sue by Parker Megraw reviews
Meet Yuki Sue. She is beautiful, resourceful, has eyes you could stare into forever, and is the youngest, most adorable character in the world who must be protected by everyone. She has struggled with many dilemmas in her life, but will soon face the biggest dilemma of them all: Will any of her talents save her from bad writing?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Complete
Gaydar by decksplace
How good is your gaydar? Good enough to see where this story is going? What a twist!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Complete
Thank You So Much! Thank You So Much! by RinaTwilight reviews
Syd finds six of them abandoned out in the rain...he saves them...and fixes them to be as good as new.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Complete
Fashion Faux Pas by RelaxedReady reviews
50 word story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Complete
A Guide to FictionPress by ThePenman reviews
Writers helping writers for better stories everywhere!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2005
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TURMOIL
A group of teenaged heroes finds themselves at ends when their evil counterparts rejoin their city. YA fic rated M for swearing and sexual context.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,764 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 12/27/2019
What if We Were a TV show? reviews
Episodes of my daydreaming, written in mostly script format!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 7/26/2017