FictionPress  |   let the words flow
Browse
Just In
Community
Forum
Betas
Dougie Zerts
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-05-17, id: 1098346, Profile Updated: 04-18-21
Author has written 228 stories for Romance, Mystery, Humor, Horror, Historical, Fantasy, Essay, Young Adult, and Western.

After several years--and over 200 stories!--on Fan Fiction, I've decided to start writing my own original tales here on Fiction Press. I hope you like them, and perhaps look at my stuff on Fan Fiction. (I'm there under the name Dougiezerts, as well.)

I write mainly "flash fiction"--stories of 1000 words or less. Many of my stories are interconnected, but all can be read seperately.

I'd especially like to introduced all of you to Jennifer Mason AKA Barefoot Jenny. She's a female private detective who usually doesn't wear shoes!

Please review!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Scale by TFSyndicate reviews
If you think bathrooms are uncomfortable, wait till you see it from the perspective of a talking bathroom scale. Get ready to cringe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7 - Complete
Flash Fiction 2021: Rumors and Clack by CMDutton reviews
Dialogue story I did for Zombie Publishing Writer's Group. A roster enters a bar and talks to the barkeep about local rumors and goings on.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20 - Complete
Maximum Maintenance! by Renulen reviews
Both Lily and Rosie believe that they are the only ones with a growing condition. One has to wonder what would happen if the two would meet and this books will be answering that question, whether you are curious or not. MAXIMA!, Rosie, and all respective characters are property of @Voltech44 MAXIMA!: /story/245211058?utm source android&utm medium li
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1
A Maiden and Her Knight by Renulen reviews
Sir Gabriel attempts to rescue a maiden who is being held captive by a great and powerful beast, or so the rumors claim. What happens when the maiden is no ordinary maiden but a giantess? Cover by Greenfire9 from Wattpad
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/21/2019
High Maintenance Girl by Renulen reviews
Lily Spring is a woman with a unique condition where her body is constantly wanting to grow. Constantly having to manage her condition she is constantly presented with both opportunities and problems. Cover by Greenfire9 from Wattpad
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/24/2020
A Royal Alliance by Renulen reviews
A spin-off of A Maiden and Her Knight, Queen Ashley has invited Queen Claire to the kingdom of Albion with the intention of forming an alliance between their two kingdoms. But things don't always go according to plan. This is a crossover work with a0040pc's Princess Chrissie ( /s/3353261/1/Princess-Chrissie ).
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/30
No Price Too Low by Renulen reviews
Chace Hunter is a bounty hunter, a profession that is by no means an easy one. A job that is made more difficult when he has face blindness. This hurdle does not stop him from pursuing bounties and making a living, even if he tends to grab the wrong person. Can he make it as a respectable bounty hunter?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/8/2020
Lofty Living by Renulen reviews
A young man, stumbles across a loft, a giantess, who needs help. He quickly learns that things don't always go as planned. Cover art done by Weryp from DeviantArt
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/12/2020
Haven by maggotea reviews
Malle, a young water nymph, is tasked with guarding a sacred healing pool until her final breath. Though the task weighs heavy, the beautiful world around her brings happiness and adventure to her life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/25
What's the Matter? by Renulen reviews
While working to prove her theory that the universe is in a state of perpetual expansion, a malfunction occurs which causes Sophie to seemingly grow. Can she stop what is happening before she gets too big?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/29/2020
A Knight's Gift by Renulen reviews
Taking place after Sir Gabriel's and Ashley's travels, itvis now closr to Christmas in Albion. Ashley has special plans to buy her knight the perfect Christmas gift for their first holiday together, eveb though they both agreed not to exchange gifts for financial reasons. Unbeknownst to her, she isn't the only one who plans to do some shopping. Will the couple be able to give each
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 11/25/2020 - Complete
So Far Far Away by M3rcy reviews
Two people sharing a bond beyond time and space
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2020 - Complete
Astro Girl by FictionWriterD reviews
Phoebe is a girl who seeks the ultimate adventure through the endless void of space. Joined by her artificial intelligence named BOB she travels space for the greatest thrill!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2020
The Only Giantess by Renulen reviews
Holly Cheet is the only Giantess in exsistance. With no one to guide or teach her she has a child-like innocence. What happens when she meets someone who wants to use and exploit her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 1/11/2020
Zucchini by OddDreams reviews
What comes from a shooting star is not always what you think.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Complete
GTS Investigation: An Open and Shut Case by Renulen reviews
A spin-off of A Maiden and Her Knight. Detective Gabriel is tasked with a big case where he is helping Ashley. Ashley's problem is growing, can the newly promoted detective help her before things become too big to handle?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 9/2/2020
Point of View by CitrusChickadee reviews
Sometimes, the worst Writer Problem is picking out what point of view to use for a piece.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2020 - Complete
Witchcraft Poetry by NinjaEeveeKitty reviews
A bunch of random poems about aspects of witchcraft. Mostly freeform, a lot of rambling. Don't try to convert me, thank you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 8/23/2020
Making It With Chrissie by Renulen reviews
What happens when Chrissie Looper and her adorable puppy are teansported to modern world? A crossover with my characters from Making It Big and A0040PC'S characters from The Last Giantess. Based on a concept by A0040PC.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2020 - Published: 3/5/2020
The Seven Friendly Sins by Solwrites reviews
This story is based on the writing prompt of a depressed guy moving into a haunted house. He then proceeds to get help and live with the Seven Deadly Sins. One-Shot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2020
And Then They Were Roommates by Solwrites reviews
One-shot, based off of the meme. A college story
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2020
She Looks Across The Room by Space Ace reviews
This haiku poem is about what a woman has seen inside a room.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2020 - Complete
The Brush by Mystic Meadows reviews
Bruce's barber shop is the most popular place to get one's hair cut, but nobody really knows why. Every cut it thirty dollars exactly, and be no matter how hard you focus, you can never remember how he cut your hair, or how long it takes. But every customer's hair comes out perfect...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2020 - Complete
How to by Kittypowah reviews
Crazy things I did (maybe) at school and beyond. YOU WON'T FIND IT ON MY RECORD. ENJOY! (Kids, do not try this at school.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
Beginnings of Bob by Marie Watson reviews
There is Bob. He's going to tell you how he came to be. There is also Tasha, the creator. Their relationship is...unique.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2020 - Complete
A Deity's Office by Trikatna reviews
A look into the office of the exasperated Deity of Pain and Fear. Written a while ago for this prompt: 'You work for a deity with domain over Pain and Fear. However, this deity is not evil, and is more a meddlesome guardian whose gifts are meant as warnings to keep people out of danger.'
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2020 - Complete
The Diamond Raven by JP McClendon reviews
At the Diamond Raven, everyone has a story to tell. WIP. Chapter 2 still incomplete, but has some new stuff. Please R&R!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2020 - Published: 6/9/2001
Making It Big by Renulen reviews
Jane Doe has been given a role for a new show. The catch? She needs to be a giantess to play the part. How will she make it as a giantess who is over thirty feet tall?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 1/15/2020
A Dance by Cactus Dad reviews
"I could take you dancing." "You know how to dance?" "I know many things."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Complete
Those Four Bikini Babes At The Pool by Space Ace reviews
This sedoka poem is about what happens when a man sees four bikini clad beauties in front of him.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2020 - Complete
Ray's Pizza: An abandoned text adventure by TFSyndicate reviews
In "Ray's Pizza" you take control of a regular pizza boy who just had beef with the New York Mafia. Now it's up to you to get revenge on them for existing, and, maybe, get your fifteen dollars back. It's not famous. It's not the original. But it's the best one out there. An abandoned attempt at a text adventure game, preserved here with all intended inputs and new commentary.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2020
Baby It's Cold Outside by monicalynne93 reviews
Jason tries to convince Maria to stay with him during a blizzard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2020 - Complete
Kinda Weird, Huh? by Melane reviews
Benjamin Frewlan is a boring, uptight jerk despite being surrounded by fun and opportunity. His noisy, Taylor Swift singing neighbour with an utterly ridiculous name wants to break down those walls but he thinks that she's out of her mind. Will they balance eachother out? Or will their differences cause a good old fashioned, neighbourly fued?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020
Olive and the Bet by bookybecka reviews
Olive lost a bet, and now she has to spend the night at Henry's apartment.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Complete
Columbia Punks Out by Cynthia Brent reviews
When you graduate from an Ivy League College, alumni reunions are a big thing. This e-mail just hit my spam folder, and it was so genuinely moving that I had to share. Rated T for crude humor and brief, disturbing images. Please comment nicely!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2020 - Complete
A witch and her familiar by WaspSt1ng reviews
Everyone knows that a witch needs a familiar to properly perform magic. This is about the life of a witch, Darkmoon and her familiar, a griffin called Saturn, from adoption and afterwards. First chapter starts in my other story, Mythical animals adoption centre, and continues here.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Complete
Forbidden Splendor by Cynthia Brent reviews
At a sophisticated London party, a bright-eyed young actress meets a fascinating older man. But there's danger in the arms of an enigmatic stranger! Rated T for frank sexual attraction and some disturbing images of horror.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Complete
A Tale of Two Drunk Maidens by Renulen reviews
Stuck at an inn at the town of Flea Bay, Maxine challenges Ashley to a drinking contest. A crossover with my characters from A Maiden and Her Knight and A0040PC's characters from BFG: Return to Angleland.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Complete
A Wonderful Curse by Renulen reviews
Malloy Murphy os just an average woman with a not-so-average problem. She is cursed, her body changing size whenever it is inconvenient for her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2020 - Published: 2/26/2020
The Vicksburg Stories: Maids and Dunking Booths by Sunflower-Sama reviews
The girls of "Rose's Tearoom and Bakery" are staffing this years Warn County Fair, the second oldest County fair in the state. The fair is normally held in the middle of October when last of the autumn wheat has been collected. Helping the staff is a newly hired Susan Elizabeth Bell.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2020 - Complete
The Barefoot Maiden's Case by Renulen reviews
With her husband missing, Ashley seeks help from Jennifer Mason, AKA Barefoot Jenny. Will locating the missing detective for this case be as easy as it seems? A fun little crossover I did with my Characters from A Maiden and Her Knight and Dougie Zerts's Barefoot Jenny series.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2020 - Complete
Pissing the Night Away by Renulen reviews
A crossover featuring Sir Olric from "A Maiden and Her Knight" along with Maxine and Charles from A0040PC's BFG Return to Angleland. Like the title implies, Sir Olric and Maxine both get into a drink contest.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2020
By the Moon's Light by Renulen reviews
One night, on her way home from work, tge light of a full moon turns Linda into a giantess.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2020
Health Goals by CitrusChickadee reviews
A three-stanza haiku on the difficulty of sticking to healthy planning.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2020 - Complete
The Rise of Giga Girl by Renulen reviews
Gaia is just your average woman who has just started her own business. Her normal life doesn't last long due to a lab accident that causes her body to change size. Sounds like a cheesy origin for a superhero, doesn't it?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 1/28/2020
Healthy Choices by CitrusChickadee reviews
Even when we know what the correct choice is, the temptation is just too great. A haiku about drinking better things.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Complete
Kitchen Disasters by CitrusChickadee reviews
A three-verse haiku about cooking gone wrong.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
The Right-Wing Man by Zewediach reviews
A picture of current politics in Poland and youth.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Complete
Mythical animal adoption centre by WaspSt1ng reviews
Collection of one-shots about an adoption centre for mythical animals that is run and adopted by other mythical beings. I hope you enjoy reading it. Status is complete because each chapter stands alone.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 7/9/2019 - Complete
And Now A Drink by Romanticdude reviews
The trial of an alcoholic
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Complete
Swimming Competition by The Keyboard Poet reviews
A man unexpectedly joins an unusual swimming competition...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
smutty plot bunny by ShinerWrites reviews
Smut plot bunny up for grabs. PM me if you would like to use it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Complete
KIDS! by katniss15 reviews
Everything is ready for Will's homecoming. Everything is just perfect. But Susie forgot to factor in the children.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Complete
Study Date by bookybecka reviews
A high school boy finds himself on an unexpected date.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Complete
Adventures of Madeline : Its Halloween Madeline! by Sunflower-Sama reviews
Every year, the town of Benton puts on a 'Safe Halloween' event for the children and teens of the village. The main attraction of the event is always the dunking stool. With this in mind, Madeline volunteers to be dunked!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Complete
Her by Clockwork Puppet reviews
A very short story about two friends. An experimental story focusing on the dialogue at the end. Reviews appreciated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Complete
Quotes by Vicki Lawson reviews
"Hello, I am your Vitameatavegamin girl." -Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy 1951
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2018
Crying at the moon by Zukafu Chiriamoto reviews
"Imagine yourself in some stuffy saloon, loud, raucous and full of plenty of drunks. You push through the masses to get to the bar only to see the tender away. You huff but you know he'll be back before long. Suddenly the place falls silent... An interlude plays before the girl begins to sing..." A country-style ballad/song about a woman's loss (with an extra narrative part too).
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Complete
Sam's Watch Mystery by Blueshark13 reviews
A mystery story that I wrote in third grade.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Complete
A Zombie Love Story by sweetladyjane2012 reviews
They were meant to always be together, no matter what.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete
Gardens Bay Restaurant by Silver Duchess reviews
A woman tries to eat her lunch in peace but people just won't let her! What does she do?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2016
A Cinderella ending by Most Powerful reviews
How did Cinderella's story really end?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
The Great Mud Adventure by Blondie Pants reviews
A short about five college girls having some fun on a rainy day.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Black Coffee and Coconut Cream Pie by East-0f-Eden reviews
I'm sorry about the fight we had. Take me back?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009
On the Road by phosphorite reviews
What do you do when you find a girl lying barefoot in the middle of the road? Bring her to the police? The hospital? The psychiatrist? Or buy her coffee? A one-shot about very different types of people.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Bath Time Blues by Venomous Guise reviews
A little 55-word story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Soaking Wet by Cheye13 reviews
They're soaked, but they don't care.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008
Without by Thurayya reviews
Running barefoot.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Fountain Thoughts by DragonWolf reviews
An actress fears to go onstage. Her director confronts her as she vents her frustrations in a fountain.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Barefoot by The Flurry of Dancing Flames reviews
Just a very short story about a girl in the rain and her anonymous observer.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Chocolate in Bed by Rebecca Kelsey reviews
..a massage after some chocolate in bed..
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Walk Barefoot in the Grass by PrincessCupcake reviews
Walk Barefoot in the grass...It's just a short life lesson put symbolically.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005
Rain by Screaming-Lies reviews
Juat my account on rain. i love the rain, it is my only release. my only escape. just dancing in a circle, my clothes soaking wet, its so great. please R&R! .. Lilith Roselle
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005
Little Mud Pad by Space Ace reviews
A beautiful romance novelist arrives at a small town for some peace and quiet,only to discover a female nude stranger standing in a mud hole.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
Oh My Gods! An Extremely Demented Greek Myth! by Squirrelmistress reviews
Come for the adventure! The drama! The romance! Find out Prometheus's Sixteen Guidelines for Surviving an Attack of Homicidal Spleen-Chomping Swallows!...(Stay for the live nude mud wrestling directly afterwards.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/8/2003
The Princess and The Minstrel by Maenaren reviews
A cute little fairy tale I made up one day for English...I like it and I hope you do too... Please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Pickup Game reviews
A new light Barefoot Jenny story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15 - Complete
Guard on Duty reviews
A woman tests a guard on duty!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13 - Complete
Herbie and Sandie reviews
A guy makes a confession to his girlfriend. This is told experimentally, entirely in dialog. Gets sexy, so rated Kplus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6 - Complete
The New CEO reviews
A new company CEO has a meeting with her board of directors. I've moved this from General to Humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31 - Complete
Sleepyhead reviews
As told by Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum. A light fluff piece.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9 - Complete
Fiction Press Sees Uptake in Spam Reviews reviews
A fake news story-OR IS IT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
The Night Dancer Part 2 reviews
A sequel. Mrs. Lindquist dances for Peter.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
The Girl at the Fountain reviews
A man meets-and comes to the aid of-a girl at a fountain. This features a character who will be instantly recognizable to many of you!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/7 - Complete
Dreams reviews
Something a little different; some of my actual dreams! This will be my first story with individual chapters. All of these dreams are real; I didn't make any of them up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 12/12/2020
The Night Dancer reviews
This is based on a passage I read in a murder mystery from the 1930's. I may write a sequel to it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/27 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Senator reviews
Barefoot Jenny has an appointment with a senator. This gets pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
The NEW Fountain Incident reviews
Once again, Barefoot Jenny ends up in a fountain!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10 - Complete
How to Relax reviews
A doctor shows a high-strung girl how to relax. This is set in the 1930's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7 - Complete
At the Waterhole reviews
A short scene in the West.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
I Dare You! reviews
Barefoot Jenny is quite willing to accept dares! This is a rewrite/repost of an earlier story; I've added a couple new sections to it.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21 - Complete
This Singer Makes a Splash! reviews
A fake article about a fake singer.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Complete
The Carjacking reviews
Barefoot Jenny does a little carjacking!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13 - Complete
Shoeless Secretary reviews
Can a bumbling young executive find romance with a frequently barefooted secretary? Maybe! I may write about these two later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7 - Complete
Cinderella's Bubble Bath reviews
A bit of domestic bliss after Cinderella and the prince got married.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4 - Complete
The Hotel Incident reviews
A new George/Nadia adventure.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
Test of Glass Walking reviews
Barefoot Jenny involvs Carl Kirschenbaum in another test. Again, this makes references to other stories I've written about her. Kids, don't try this at home!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
The Strange Document reviews
Barefoot Jenny deciphers a strange document for Lt. Kirschenbaum.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21 - Complete
A Princess in the Mud! reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. This is related to my earliar story "Barefoot Jenny and the Princess." She and Carl go to Dulcina to visit Princess Anna, and the princess takes them to a mud bath! This makes references to other stories I've written. They're in parentheses; hope you check them out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/16 - Complete
The Poker Game reviews
A kid loses his money, and his pride, at a poker game. This is a first for me-a western!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9 - Complete
Joan Welch to do a Barefoot Scene reviews
A fake news report. This is related to a concept introduced by fellow writer Renulen: What if women's feet were looked upon as sexual objects, nuch like breasts, by our society? Thanks for letting me use this Renulen!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7
Quickie Marriage reviews
Barefoot Jenny has one-and quickly gets out of it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2020 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny Flirts reviews
And almost gets poor Lt. Kirschenbaum into trouble! This is told from his POV. Gets a little sexy, so rated K plus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2020 - Complete
Merry Christmas--You're Fired! reviews
A (thankfully) fake news story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Complete
Jenny Holds Her Breath! reviews
Barefoot Jenny involves Carl in another test.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2020 - Complete
The Barefoot Drunkard reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets drunk. Why? Read this and find out! This makes reference to a few other stories I've posted about her.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2020 - Complete
Carl's Cruelty reviews
A Barefoot Jenny/Carl Kischenbaum adventure. This starts out disturbing, but ends up sweet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2020 - Complete
Wall Market Stores Announce New Work Initiative Program reviews
A (thankfully) fake news story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2020
Captured reviews
Another George/Nadia story. In this one, she gets captured! Gets a little sexy, so rated K plus.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2020 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Amnesiac reviews
Barefoot Jenny helps a man who's lost his memory.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2020
Barefoot Jenny--Decoy reviews
Barefoot Jenny becomes a decoy.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2020 - Complete
Nadia at the Pool reviews
This features George and Nadia, two characters I interoduced in an earliar story.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2020 - Complete
All Tied Up! reviews
That's what Barefoot Jenny does to Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2020 - Complete
Unconventional Job Interview reviews
This is related to my earlier "Executive in the Mud" story. This tells how the kid got the job!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/15/2020 - Complete
The Coincidence reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny story. To say any more might ruin it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2020 - Complete
Test of Cold reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny/Carl Kirschenbaum story. This is a light fluff piece. Perhaps it really doesn't belong in mystery, but since most of my stories about her are hear, I thought I'd put this one here, as well. This is told from Carl's POV.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2020 - Complete
The Drawing reviews
Isadora Duncan was a dancer in the early 1900's, and she was perhaps the first modern dancer. In this story, she agrees to pose for a very unusual drawing.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2020
The Case of the Obnoxious Bellhop reviews
Barefoot Jenny must deal with an obnoxious bellhop!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/30/2020
The Apology reviews
This is based on an actual scene I saw in a movie. I thought I'd take it in a different direction from how the scene took it. Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/25/2020 - Complete
Backstage reviews
A kid meets his idol backstage, after one of her concerts-and gets more than he bargained for!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Complete
The Maid's Interview reviews
A continuation of my Dawn/Rosa series. I guess this technically doesn't really count as humor, but my other stories about them are here, so I thought it would be better to have it here, as well.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Complete
Nadia reviews
A couple encounters between a male and a female spy. This is more openly sexual than my usual writing, so rated accordingly. (Not porn!)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Complete
After Class reviews
A continuation of my Robbie/Miss Davidson series.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2020 - Complete
I Know It's True I Read It In the Enquier! reviews
A fake news story about a (thankfully!) fake poll.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2020 - Complete
Eva and the Safe reviews
This features Eva Teslov, a character I introduced earlier. She opens a safe in a very unusual manner!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Complete
Drunk Cop reviews
Lt. Kirschenbaum gets drunk! It's up to Barefoot Jenny to find out why, and sober him up!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Complete
Jenny's Office Visit reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. To tell any more would ruin it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2020 - Complete
The Wine reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets drunk-and tortured! (Well, not tortured too badly!)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2020 - Complete
Wall Market Proposes Purchasing the United States reviews
A (thankfully) fake news story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/30/2020 - Complete
The Drunk Client reviews
Barefoot Jenny must deal with a drunk man who walks into her office!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Interview reviews
A woman interviews Barefoot Jenny for a book about people who like to go barefooted. This makes reverence to a few other stories I've written about her; they're in parenthases.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/14/2020
Heart to Heart Talk reviews
Barefoot Jenny and Lt. Kirschenbaum have one. This is told from his POV, for a change.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/9/2020 - Complete
Wall Market Asks to Allow Corporal Punishment reviews
A (thankfully) fake news story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Complete
Parents Protest the Kiss Concert reviews
A fake news story, this is a follow up to my earlier Parents Petition to Ban Kiss. Drug reference, so rated K plus just to make sure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Complete
The Ladies' Auxiliary Society reviews
I see this as a scene in a 1930's movie. The husband could be William Powell, and the wife could be Myrna Loy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Complete
Bubble Gum Ad Stirs Up Controversy reviews
This is a fake newspaper article about a (thankfully) fake product. It talks about the way advertisers use well-known songs as a way to advertise their products.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2020
Jenny's Interrogation reviews
Barefoot Jenny interrogates a suspect in a very unusual manner! This gets sexy, so rated accoringly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/29/2020 - Complete
Kiss my Foot! reviews
This is based on a 1960's film I recently saw-the Swimmer, with Burt Lancaster. There's a scene in it where he literally kisses a women's foot! I thought I'd expand on that, a little bit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Complete
Carl's Proposal reviews
Carl asks Jenny to marry him! This replaces my earlier "Barefoot Jenny's Last Day" story. I deleted it because I feel that it conflicts with later stories I published.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/14/2020 - Complete
5th Anniversary reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny story. She and Ron go out to dinner for a special occasion.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2020 - Complete
After the Movie reviews
A scene in a movie sparks an argument between a married couple. But all turns out right, in the end!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/2/2020 - Complete
Success without Shoes reviews
This is a fake news story about a fake singer from the 1950's.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Complete
The Restaurant Incident reviews
When is a romantic date more than just a romantic date?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Complete
Ron's Visiters reviews
Two 'friends' of Ron pay him a visit at Barefoot Jenny's office.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Complete
Odd Things at the Office reviews
This is a collaboration between me and Renulen. We hope to do more of these. It's also my longest story here! Strange things are happening to a girl at her office, and she hires Barefoot Jenny to investigate.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2020
Jenny's Surprise to Carl reviews
This is related to my earlier story "Jenny's Tat," which can be found under mystery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2020 - Complete
Rosa's Bath reviews
A continuation of my Dawn/Rosa story. Rosa tries to unclog a drain-with hilarious results!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Complete
Baptized reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets baptized!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2020 - Complete
The Special Bathing reviews
A new Prince Kasper/Lady Nadia story. She takes him to a mud bath known only to her. Get's sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2020
After the Party reviews
This is a continuation of my earlier Prince Kasper/Lady Nadia story. The prince has a very frank conversation with Lady Nadia-and makes an important decision. I plan to add more stories about them , in the near future.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/14/2020
Late on a Case reviews
Jenny is late coming back from a case, which worries Ron. The explination is quite-messy!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2020 - Complete
Two Bottles of Chocolate Syrup reviews
Conceived and written in just one day. Two bottles of chocolate syrup gets a poor guy in trouble with his wife! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Complete
The Murder That Couldn't Be Solved reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. To tell anymore will ruin it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2020 - Complete
The Lady Nadia reviews
A fairy tale-with a twist! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2020 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Secretary reviews
Barefoot Jenny hires a secretary!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Complete
The Case of the Soaked Stiff reviews
Barefoot Jenny solves a case in a very unorthodox manner! Rated K plus for sexual content.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22/2020 - Complete
The Wedding Painting reviews
A Barefoot Jenny story. Her friends Ron and Brigette get married, and start an unusual new tradition. Jenny contributes to it-as only she can!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Complete
The Rematch reviews
A coutinuation of my George/Isabel story. They have a wrestling rematch-in the mud! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Complete
Princess Chocolate reviews
A fake news story about a fake product! Princess Anna is from my Barefoot Jenny story "Barefoot Jenny and the Princess."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2020 - Complete
Executive in the Mud reviews
A sexy little scene between a female executive and her male assitant. Rated T, for sexiness!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/8/2020 - Complete
Jenny's Tat reviews
A short fluff piece-Barefoot Jenny gets a tattoo! Thanks to my friend CK for giving me a description of what it's like getting one!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2020 - Complete
Jenny and Carl in the Rain reviews
A light romantic fluff piece featuring Barefoot Jenny and Lt. Carl Krischenbaum. The two of them walk in the rain together!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Complete
Teacher in the Fountain reviews
A continuation of my Robbie/Miss Davidson story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2020 - Complete
Joe Blow and the Boys reviews
This short comic piece talks about the way rock bands were exploited, during the 1970's. Drug reference, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2020
Salon Death reviews
Barefoot Jenny investigates a death at a salon she's visiting.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Complete
Chute (Shoot!) reviews
A comic scene involving Barefoot Jenny and Ron. The title has a double meaning, which I think you'll understand when you read it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Complete
The Principal's Ire reviews
A student sticks up for his teacher. I plan to write about this again, soon. This is my first story in this category!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2020 - Complete
The Uninvited Visitor reviews
This is related to my earlier storiy "The Minstrel and the She-Wrestler." I plan to write about them again, soon. Some mild profanity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9/2020
Paint Party! reviews
Barefoot Jenny comes across one! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Complete
Brigette's Death reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure To tell more would ruin it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Complete
Termination reviews
A girl gets fired for a very unusual reason!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Beatnick Artist reviews
Barefoot Jenny becomes involved with a beatnick artist-and also plays matchmaker! This makes a reference to one of her earlier adventures.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Complete
Carl Gets Shot! reviews
Lt. Kirschenbaum gets shot while on duty, and Jenny visits him in the hospital.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2020 - Complete
Killer Feet! reviews
Barefoot Jenny attends a kickboxing match. A girl kills another girl in the ring. A tragic accident-or murder?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2020
Jenny's Bubble Bath reviews
A sexy scene between Barefoot Jenny and Lt Carl Kirschenbaum. This is told from Carl's POV, for the 1st time. Also, it depicts Jenny nude; hope none of you are offended by that! Rated T for sex (non porographic).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2020
Dunk Tank Jenny reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets on a dunk tank. Who will dunk her?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2020 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny--Plumber reviews
Barefoot Jenny becomes a plumber!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Complete
Glass Walking reviews
Barefoot Jenny learns the art of glass walking. This is related to my earlier "Barefoot Jenny's Escape."
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Complete
Bails on Bail reviews
Barefoot Jenny has an encounter with an old enemy.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Complete
The Arrogant Client reviews
Barefoot Jenny deals with a very arrogant client!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Complete
Comfortable Shoes (TM) reviews
A barefoot Jenny adventure. She appears in a TV commercial-for shoes! Damascus MD as a real city outside of Washington DC. My sister used to live there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Complete
An Affair in Chocolate AKA the Chocolate Cheater! reviews
A rewrite-repost. I fixed a couple embarrassing typos, and changed one if the lines in it. Barefoot Jenny investigates a sweet affair! Gets a little sexy-not porn!-so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2019
Rosa's Date reviews
This is a sequal to my earlier The Maid's Indescretion." Dawn's maid Rosa goes on a date, and like an expectant mother, Dawn waits up for her.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Complete
The Attack--Rewrite reviews
Relisted with what I feel is a better ending. Barefoot Jenny is attacked by Valentine Val-but was he really behind it?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Complete
The Maypole Dance reviews
A women's group dances around a maypole, one May Day. I wasn't quite sure what the appropriate catagory to put this in, but since it's set in 1925, I decided this was the best one.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2019
Barefoot Lawsuit, Pt 2 reviews
A sequal to my earlier story. Barefoot Jenny tells Lt. Kirschenbaum the results of her lawsuit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Complete
Carl's Request reviews
This was written via an online story generator. Obviously, it can get pretty silly! It features my characters Carl Kirschenbaum and Jennifer Mason AKA Barefoot Jenny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2019
Barefoot Lawsuit reviews
I remember, back in the early 70's, a story about a girl who sued a restaurant because they refused her service, on account of her bare feet. I never heard what the result of this lawsuit was! This Is a fake newpaper article. It features Barefoot Jenny, one of my regular characters. Perhaps I'll write a sequal, where we find out the result of the suit!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2019
Local Teen Has Letter Returned to Him reviews
A parody of the Elvis song!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Wedding reviews
Even her own wedding doesn't go without problems!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2019 - Complete
Local Man Spends the Day in Margaritaville reviews
A parody of the Jimmy Buffet song! Some implied profanity, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2019 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Boy reviews
Jenny must deal with a bratty kid! A bit of mild profanity, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Complete
The Loan reviews
Barefoot Jenny brokers a deal for a man with a huge debt to pay.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2019
Local Man has Two Tickets to Paradise reviews
A fake news story. This is a parody of the Eddie Money song! Drug reference, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Complete
Cinderella and Gerry Springstone reviews
A parody of a certain show I'm sure you're all familiar with!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Complete
Cop in the Surf reviews
Barefoot Jenny gives comfort to a cop in big trouble. Sorry I haven't contributed here in a while, but I've been busy on Fan Fiction.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Complete
Take a Letter, Mr Goodman reviews
Ron becomes a male secretary to a female boss! Gets pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2019 - Complete
Rolled reviews
A man gets rolled at a bar.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2019 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Memory Loss reviews
Barefoot Jenny suffers a memory loss. Will Lt Carl Kirschenbaum help her regain it?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Complete
The Cure for Cancer reviews
Or is it? This is based on an ad I once saw in an Indian movie magazine, once. It was from a doctor who claimed her had the cure for AIDS! I'm sure he was a quack! Gets a big sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Chastity Chaste reviews
You can't always get what you want!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Complete
Love and the Mud Bath reviews
A continuation of my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE series. Boy loses girl, boy gets new girl-all in a mud bath!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2019 - Complete
Night on the Town reviews
Robert takes Eva to a restaurant-with unexpected results!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Store Incident reviews
This features one of my regular characters, whom I'm sure will be very familiar to many of you. To tell any more will spoil the story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Take a Letter, Miss Mason reviews
To tell any more of this will spoil the ending! The first part is written experimentally, in the form of all diolog.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2019
Eva's Attack reviews
Another of my Robert Hamilton/Eva Teslov series. This starts out disturbing, but ends up sweet!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Complete
A Little Dictation reviews
A boss's attempt at seducing his secretary doesn't go according to plan! Gets a bit sexy, so rated K , just to make sure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Complete
Numbers Broadcast reviews
FLASH-This is my 100th story! It's a continuation of my Robert Hamilton/Eva Teslov story that I began with "The Defector." Eva translates a numbers broadcast for Robert.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2019
Nervous Breakdown reviews
A man has one when Barefoot Jenny gives him some bad news. This is basically a rewirte of my earlier "Suicide Attempt" story.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2019
Case 261 reviews
Barefoot Jenny has kindly given us one of her case files for inspection. The names have been changed to protect the guilty! All addresses are fake; however Rockville and Wheaton MD are both real citities close to me.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2019
ESP reviews
A man with ESP senses something. He hires Barefoot Jenny to check it out.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Complete
Jenny in the Fountain reviews
Jenny wakes up and finds herself in a public fountain with her pajamas on! How did she end up there? This gets a little sexy at the end, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2019 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Escape reviews
Kids, don't try this at home!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Complete
Childhood Memory reviews
Sometimes, they are the sweetest memories!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Complete
The Maid's Indiscretion reviews
When the mistress is away, the maid will play! I see this as a scene in a 1930's comedy film. The maid could be Mexican beauty Lupe Velez, and the mistress could be Ginger Rogers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Complete
Attempted Murder reviews
Barefoot Jenny prevents one! A bit of mild cursing, so rated K .
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Complete
The Attack reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets attacked by two men sent by Valentine Val-or were they?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Complete
Carl's Dream reviews
A short Barefoot Jenny fluff piece. Lt. Kischenbaum has a disturbing dream about Jenny.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Complete
Lydia and Her Ladder of Swords reviews
There really is a ladder of swords, which is sometimes used as a circus act. And from what I've read about it, it is quite possible to climb it barefoot without hurting your feet! This story is set in Victorian London.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2019
Bride at the Bar reviews
Barefoot Jenny meets a drunk bride at a bar.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Complete
The Drenching reviews
A little incident in a marriage! Ladies: If your husband/boyfriend did this to you, how would you react? Just curious! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accoringly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2019
The Defector reviews
A Russian defector is interragated. I may write about her again, soon.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Complete
Five Pounds of Grapes reviews
Five pounds of grapes create a problem for Barefoot Jenny! After my last disturbing story about her, something lighter.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Complete
The Gerry Springstone Show, 1989 reviews
A parody of the Jerry Springer Show. Gerry's guests are a woman trying to change the first amendment of our constitution-and Sharol Starr, who I introduced earlier! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2019
My Fiction Pet Peeves reviews
Things that really irk me, when I read fiction. Note: This is NOT meant as a slam against any particular writer, on this site!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Complete
Sharon Starr Interview reviews
My friend Lawton Salisbury and I came up with Sharon Starr back in the late 80's. She's a very controversial femme rocker who invokes the ire of both her record label and verious right winged groups. She's eventually found dead. Her death is ruled a suicide-OR WAS IT! This is a fake TV interview with her from circa 1988-89.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2019
The Confession reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny story. A woman confesses to murder-but the real story is far more sinister!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Complete
Woman of the Fountains reviews
A fictitious news story about a fictitious person!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Complete
My First Job reviews
This is based on an actual TV commercial from the early 70's. I thought I'd lengthen it out into a full story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Complete
The Visitor reviews
On a rainy night, a woman knocks on a hermit's door and asks shelter for the night.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2019 - Complete
A Girl's Guide to Adultery--AKA My Husband Doesn't Understand Me reviews
I firlmly believe that there's a reverse hypocracy concerning adultery, in this country (the US): When a wife cheats, she just needs some emotional attention her husband's not giving her. But when a husband cheats, he's a jerk! This comic piece explores this view.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2019
The Masseur reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. Some mild profanity, so rated accoringly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Complete
Drafted! reviews
A game show presented by the Department of the Army in 1969.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2019 - Complete
The Job Interview reviews
Would something like this happen in real life? Probably not!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2019
Love and the Divorce Whore reviews
This is related to my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE series. Get's pretty sexy (but not hardcore!), so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Complete
Silly Suzi reviews
This is dedicated to Sears Roebuck, and the thousands of employees who worked there-RIP.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Complete
The Sleeping Princess reviews
A princess falls under a sleeping sickness caused by an evil fairy. Can a boy of 15 save her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Complete
Final Vinyl Letter reviews
I watched with horror as the record format quickly became eliminated, in the late 80's. I am absolutely convinced that this was due to corporate greed. This is a fake letter sent to a fake record store telling them to get rid of their records. As far as I know, the store name is totally fictitious. If it was a a real store-well, sorry about that!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2018
Murder During the Cocktail Hour reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny story. She attends a cocktail party where one of the drinks is poisoned wine! A bit of mild profanity, so rated accoringly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018
Acid 100 reviews
This is based on an actual Woodstock photo I saw. In it, there's a guy sitting in a chair with a sign that reads "Acid 1.00." DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ENDERSEMENT OF DRUG USE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2018
Super Guy reviews
A would-be super hero comes into Barefoot Jenny's office. She straightens him out!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Complete
Drunk Shower reviews
I got the idea for this from an ALL IN THE FAMILY episode. In it, Mike gets drunk with Archie-then takes a shower with his clothes on, much to Gloria's shock! This gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/28/2018
Love and the Armless Girl reviews
Another in my series of stories based on the show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Complete
Feet Find the Clue reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Complete
EBS Test reviews
This is a parody of those EBS tests we all grew up watching on TV!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Complete
Marriage Advice reviews
An older man gives a younger man marriage advice. This is partially based on a movie scene from the early 60's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Complete
The Man from Out of Town reviews
Barefoot Jenny tangles with a hired killer.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Complete
Clicks Against Agressive Panhandlers reviews
A fake news story about a fake person selling a fake product. This goes out to all of you who have ever been harrassed by aggressive panhandlers!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Complete
Always On Time reviews
A fake news story about a fake nightclub. Have any of you ever been to a concert where the band was very late getting onstage? This is dedicated to you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Princess reviews
Barefoot Jenny saves the life of a princess.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2018 - Complete
The Queen's New Shoes reviews
This is basically a rewrite of the fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes." It features Queen Qoyana, who I've written about before.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Complete
Love and the Fountain reviews
Another in my series based on the show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE. A fountain is the setting for a romance between a cop and a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Complete
Meltdown Moment on PBS reviews
I hope that all of you who suffered through PBS's frequent fund drives will get a kick out of this!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny--Wrestling Coach reviews
Jenny teaches a girl how to wrestle.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Complete
Docktor Azzella reviews
A man suffering from headaches visits a mysterious doctor. I plan to write more stories using this character.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2018
Love and the Lady Plumber reviews
Another in my series of "Love American Style" stories. In this one, a girl plumber fixes a guy's clogged tub, and his heart! I may write a second chapter later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2018
The CD Guru and the Rebith of the Record reviews
A fake news story about a fake person. I first created the CD Guru in the 80's, when it began to look like the CD was completely taking over. And yes, I was one of the ones who held onto all my records!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2018
Barefoot Jenny's Dream reviews
A short bit of silliness! Get's a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Complete
The Suicide Attempt (Rewrite) reviews
This is a rewrite of an earlier Barefoot Jenny story. I feel this has a much better ending. I'll keep the old one up so you can compare them.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Complete
Footsie reviews
A sexy little story-and I mean little!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/1/2018
A Deal with God reviews
This is based on an actual dream my cousin Michael had, when we were both 12 years old.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Complete
Billy the Bastard reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. Gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Complete
Love and the Bubble Bath reviews
Another in my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE stories. This gets pretting sexy-although not porn!-so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2018
Barefoot Jenny and the Ghost reviews
Barefoot Jenny has an encounter with the undead!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2018
Love and the Swimming Pool reviews
Anyone remember the 1960's anthology show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE. I've written a few stories based on it, and this is one of them. Hope you like it!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny--Masseur reviews
Jenny goes undercover at an exclusive salon. This features, Ron, who I introduced recently. It gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Thief reviews
Jenny meets up with a thief, while on a job.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Complete
The Temple of the Healing Water reviews
Barefoot Jenny investigates a questionable church. As you can see, this is one of my longest stories!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Complete
Miss Getsome reviews
Barefoot Jenny helps a blackmail victom.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Complete
The Ring reviews
A Barefoot Jenny story. She helps a guy who lost a ring.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Complete
The Pond Clue reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. This goes back to when she was helping her dad on cases.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny vs the IRS reviews
Barefoot Jenny must deal with the IRS! This makes referance to several of my Barefoot Jenny stories; their names are in parenthesis.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Complete
Jenny Pie reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets into a pie fight!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Complete
Walk on Water Strip reviews
This is based on countless tapes/DVD's I've seen of 50's-60's era strip routines-the type Something Wierd Video releases! Get's pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Complete
The Pickup reviews
When is a pickup more than just a pickup?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Complete
The Mud Goddess reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. As the name suggests, she comes across a Mud Goddess!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Complete
Safecracking with Feet reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure, on the light side. I actually saw a girl open a safe with a foot, once. It was in an obscure spy film called THE KREMLIN LETTER, and the girl was actriss Barbara Parkins.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2018
The Dead Client reviews
Most of my Barefoot Jenny stories have been humerous, often with slapstick; this one, on the other hand, is deadly serious!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Complete
Jenny the Mud Jaguar reviews
In order to catch a thief, Jenny has to get down and dirty!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Complete
The Foot Game reviews
I remember actually reading about this game in an old Playboy magazine. Whether it was actually played by anyone is open to debate! Get's sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Complete
Cleo's Mud Bath reviews
I once read that Cleopatra took mud baths. Not sure how true this is, but I thought I'd write a story about that. Get's pretty sexy-but not porn-so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2017
New Job reviews
More of a joke than a story! This is written entirely in dialog.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Complete
The Blue Detective reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure-or in this case, mis-adventure!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Complete
The Corporal and the General's Wife reviews
I first came up with this story idea when I saw the movie RELECTIONS IN A GOLDEN EYE, for the first time. The General could be Marlon Brando, and his wife could be Liz Taylor. And the corporal? Robert Redford, perhaps!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017
Parents Petition to Ban Kiss reviews
This is a fake news story, circa 1976. The Capital Centre was a real Washington DC-area venue that held many great concerts, in the 70's and 80's. I chose Kiss because that were one of the most popular rock bands of the period.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2017
The Last Visit reviews
Another Barefoot Jenny adventure. This involves a man I introduced in my story "Looking for Nancey-boy."
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
How a Housewife Relaxes reviews
This is sort of a parody of 50's sitcoms. It gets pretty sexy, but not porn, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
The Widows reviews
I first came up with this story while reading THE DECAMERON. Two widows share a quiet evening together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Complete
Cross-Currents reviews
An interview with Barefoot Jenny. This aired on WDBB on July 17, 2016. (Not really!)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Complete
The Magic Act reviews
I first wrote this story when I was a tennager-one of the brainier things I did, back then!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Beer Bath reviews
This is based on an episode of LAVERNE & SHIRLEY. In it, the girls search for a spy in the brewery-and end up swimming in a tank of beer with their clothes on! Here, Barefoot Jenny takes that honor.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete
Week End Off reviews
This is set in one of Henry Ford's facturies, in the early 1900's. It's an experimental piece, told entirely in dialog.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Complete
The Suicide Attempt reviews
Barefoot Jenny prevents a client of hers from killing himself.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Complete
Doctor's Visit reviews
This is an experimental piece; it's written entirely in the form of diolog! It is intended to be set back in the 1930's, or 1940's. The doctor could perhaps be Cary Grant, and the patient Carol Lombard. Perhaps I'll write a sequal! What do you think?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017
The Secret Message reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. She gives info to a client in a most unusual way!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2017
Looking for Nancey-Boy reviews
In order to get information on locating a rapist, Barefoot Jenny must gain the trust of a weird guy!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2017
The New Neighbor reviews
A man meets his sexy new neighbor-and almost gets in trouble! I see this as a scene from an early 1960's movie. The man would be Jack Lemmon, and the sexy neighbor would be Marilyn Monroe, or perhaps Jayne Mansfield.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2017
The Flooded Elevator reviews
A barefoot Jenny adventure. She has to go swimming-in an elevator! This is based on a GET SMART episode where he and 99 almost drown in a flooded phone booth.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Complete
Hot Tub Jenny reviews
Another Barefoot Jenny adventure. A simple breaking and entering goes awry for her!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Complete
The Fountain Incident reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. In this episode, we learn how she first becomes friends with Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2017
A Gangster's Problem reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. Even a mobster needs Jenny's help!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Complete
The Night They Played Punk Rock at Studio 54 reviews
For the one, and only time! I could be that DJ. I hated disco with a passion, when it was contemporary-still do!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Complete
Champagne reviews
This features a character I've created named Barefoot Jenny-a private detective who doesn't wear shoes much! I plan to include more stories involving her, soon.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Complete
The Minstrel and the She-Wrestler reviews
This is my first story on Fictionpress, although I've published well over 100 on Fanfiction (please see me there!) This is set in the 17th century, and is about a man who meets, and falls in love with, a lady wrestler. I'm thinking of making this a regular series. Gets a bit sexy (not porn), so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2017
Renulen (19)