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Joined 08-05-17, id: 1098346, Profile Updated: 04-18-21

Author has written 236 stories for Romance, Mystery, Humor, Horror, Historical, Fantasy, Essay, Young Adult, and Western.

After several years--and over 200 stories!--on Fan Fiction, I've decided to start writing my own original tales here on Fiction Press. I hope you like them, and perhaps look at my stuff on Fan Fiction. (I'm there under the name Dougiezerts, as well.)

I write mainly "flash fiction"--stories of 1000 words or less. Many of my stories are interconnected, but all can be read seperately.

I'd especially like to introduced all of you to Jennifer Mason AKA Barefoot Jenny. She's a female private detective who usually doesn't wear shoes!

Please review!

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Healing Waters by iloveromance1993 reviews

Devastated by the death of her father, Jennifer Roberts sets sail on an Alaskan cruise to clear her mind. When she meets a handsome passenger, it's love at first sight. But will love be enough to heal her grief-stricken heart? Some chapters contain mature scenes.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 3/2/2013

to my first love by dakatoo reviews

letter to my first love

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27 - Complete

Requiem For Renulen by Sir Scott reviews

In memory of Renulen, a fellow writer on fictionpress.

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17 - Complete

Cosplay by Akktri reviews

Dating Sarah turns out to be a little...out of the ordinary.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16 - Complete

Sunsets by iloveromance1993 reviews

Written for the "Shut Up And Write" July challenge (sight) describing the end of my day.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15 - Complete

Hemingway Walks Into A Bar by iloveromance1993 reviews

While in New Haven, Ernest Hemingway decides to stop into a bar. But he isn't prepared for the response of the patrons or what he finds when he returns to his hotel room. Based on a flash fiction prompt.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1 - Complete

Silent Water by iloveromance1993 reviews

A frantic search for a lost love makes him realize that he'd taken too much for granted. A very short story based on a picture prompt

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20 - Complete

The Scale by TFSyndicate reviews

If you think bathrooms are uncomfortable, wait till you see it from the perspective of a talking bathroom scale. Get ready to cringe!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7 - Complete

Flash Fiction 2021: Rumors and Clack by CMDutton reviews

Dialogue story I did for Zombie Publishing Writer's Group. A roster enters a bar and talks to the barkeep about local rumors and goings on.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20 - Complete

Maximum Maintenance! by Renulen reviews

Both Lily and Rosie believe that they are the only ones with a growing condition. One has to wonder what would happen if the two would meet and this books will be answering that question, whether you are curious or not. MAXIMA!, Rosie, and all respective characters are property of @Voltech44 MAXIMA!: /story/245211058?utm source android&utm medium li

Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1

A Maiden and Her Knight by Renulen reviews

Sir Gabriel attempts to rescue a maiden who is being held captive by a great and powerful beast, or so the rumors claim. What happens when the maiden is no ordinary maiden but a giantess? Cover by Greenfire9 from Wattpad

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/21/2019

High Maintenance Girl by Renulen reviews

Lily Spring is a woman with a unique condition where her body is constantly wanting to grow. Constantly having to manage her condition she is constantly presented with both opportunities and problems. Cover by Greenfire9 from Wattpad

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/24/2020

A Royal Alliance by Renulen reviews

A spin-off of A Maiden and Her Knight, Queen Ashley has invited Queen Claire to the kingdom of Albion with the intention of forming an alliance between their two kingdoms. But things don't always go according to plan. This is a crossover work with a0040pc's Princess Chrissie ( /s/3353261/1/Princess-Chrissie ).

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/30

No Price Too Low by Renulen reviews

Chace Hunter is a bounty hunter, a profession that is by no means an easy one. A job that is made more difficult when he has face blindness. This hurdle does not stop him from pursuing bounties and making a living, even if he tends to grab the wrong person. Can he make it as a respectable bounty hunter?

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/8/2020

Lofty Living by Renulen reviews

A young man, stumbles across a loft, a giantess, who needs help. He quickly learns that things don't always go as planned. Cover art done by Weryp from DeviantArt

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/12/2020

Haven by maggotea reviews

Malle, a young water nymph, is tasked with guarding a sacred healing pool until her final breath. Though the task weighs heavy, the beautiful world around her brings happiness and adventure to her life.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/25

What's the Matter? by Renulen reviews

While working to prove her theory that the universe is in a state of perpetual expansion, a malfunction occurs which causes Sophie to seemingly grow. Can she stop what is happening before she gets too big?

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/29/2020

A Knight's Gift by Renulen reviews

Taking place after Sir Gabriel's and Ashley's travels, itvis now closr to Christmas in Albion. Ashley has special plans to buy her knight the perfect Christmas gift for their first holiday together, eveb though they both agreed not to exchange gifts for financial reasons. Unbeknownst to her, she isn't the only one who plans to do some shopping. Will the couple be able to give each

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 11/25/2020 - Complete

So Far Far Away by M3rcy reviews

Two people sharing a bond beyond time and space

Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2020 - Complete

Astro Girl by FictionWriterD reviews

Phoebe is a girl who seeks the ultimate adventure through the endless void of space. Joined by her artificial intelligence named BOB she travels space for the greatest thrill!

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2020

The Only Giantess by Renulen reviews

Holly Cheet is the only Giantess in exsistance. With no one to guide or teach her she has a child-like innocence. What happens when she meets someone who wants to use and exploit her?

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 1/11/2020

Zucchini by OddDreams reviews

What comes from a shooting star is not always what you think.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Complete

GTS Investigation: An Open and Shut Case by Renulen reviews

A spin-off of A Maiden and Her Knight. Detective Gabriel is tasked with a big case where he is helping Ashley. Ashley's problem is growing, can the newly promoted detective help her before things become too big to handle?

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 9/2/2020

Point of View by CitrusChickadee reviews

Sometimes, the worst Writer Problem is picking out what point of view to use for a piece.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2020 - Complete

Witchcraft Poetry by NinjaEeveeKitty reviews

A bunch of random poems about aspects of witchcraft. Mostly freeform, a lot of rambling. Don't try to convert me, thank you.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 8/23/2020

Making It With Chrissie by Renulen reviews

What happens when Chrissie Looper and her adorable puppy are teansported to modern world? A crossover with my characters from Making It Big and A0040PC'S characters from The Last Giantess. Based on a concept by A0040PC.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2020 - Published: 3/5/2020

The Seven Friendly Sins by Solwrites reviews

This story is based on the writing prompt of a depressed guy moving into a haunted house. He then proceeds to get help and live with the Seven Deadly Sins. One-Shot

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2020

And Then They Were Roommates by Solwrites reviews

One-shot, based off of the meme. A college story

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2020

She Looks Across The Room by Space Ace reviews

This haiku poem is about what a woman has seen inside a room.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2020 - Complete

The Brush by Mystic Meadows reviews

Bruce's barber shop is the most popular place to get one's hair cut, but nobody really knows why. Every cut it thirty dollars exactly, and be no matter how hard you focus, you can never remember how he cut your hair, or how long it takes. But every customer's hair comes out perfect...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2020 - Complete

How to by Kittypowah reviews

Crazy things I did (maybe) at school and beyond. YOU WON'T FIND IT ON MY RECORD. ENJOY! (Kids, do not try this at school.)

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete

Beginnings of Bob by Marie Watson reviews

There is Bob. He's going to tell you how he came to be. There is also Tasha, the creator. Their relationship is...unique.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2020 - Complete

A Deity's Office by Trikatna reviews

A look into the office of the exasperated Deity of Pain and Fear. Written a while ago for this prompt: 'You work for a deity with domain over Pain and Fear. However, this deity is not evil, and is more a meddlesome guardian whose gifts are meant as warnings to keep people out of danger.'

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2020 - Complete

The Diamond Raven by JP McClendon reviews

At the Diamond Raven, everyone has a story to tell. WIP. Chapter 2 still incomplete, but has some new stuff. Please R&R!

Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2020 - Published: 6/9/2001

Making It Big by Renulen reviews

Jane Doe has been given a role for a new show. The catch? She needs to be a giantess to play the part. How will she make it as a giantess who is over thirty feet tall?

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 1/15/2020

A Dance by Cactus Dad reviews

"I could take you dancing." "You know how to dance?" "I know many things."

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Complete

Those Four Bikini Babes At The Pool by Space Ace reviews

This sedoka poem is about what happens when a man sees four bikini clad beauties in front of him.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2020 - Complete

Ray's Pizza: An abandoned text adventure by TFSyndicate reviews

In "Ray's Pizza" you take control of a regular pizza boy who just had beef with the New York Mafia. Now it's up to you to get revenge on them for existing, and, maybe, get your fifteen dollars back. It's not famous. It's not the original. But it's the best one out there. An abandoned attempt at a text adventure game, preserved here with all intended inputs and new commentary.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2020

Baby It's Cold Outside by monicalynne93 reviews

Jason tries to convince Maria to stay with him during a blizzard.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2020 - Complete

Kinda Weird, Huh? by Melane reviews

Benjamin Frewlan is a boring, uptight jerk despite being surrounded by fun and opportunity. His noisy, Taylor Swift singing neighbour with an utterly ridiculous name wants to break down those walls but he thinks that she's out of her mind. Will they balance eachother out? Or will their differences cause a good old fashioned, neighbourly fued?

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020

Olive and the Bet by bookybecka reviews

Olive lost a bet, and now she has to spend the night at Henry's apartment.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Complete

Columbia Punks Out by Cynthia Brent reviews

When you graduate from an Ivy League College, alumni reunions are a big thing. This e-mail just hit my spam folder, and it was so genuinely moving that I had to share. Rated T for crude humor and brief, disturbing images. Please comment nicely!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2020 - Complete

A witch and her familiar by WaspSt1ng reviews

Everyone knows that a witch needs a familiar to properly perform magic. This is about the life of a witch, Darkmoon and her familiar, a griffin called Saturn, from adoption and afterwards. First chapter starts in my other story, Mythical animals adoption centre, and continues here.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Complete

Forbidden Splendor by Cynthia Brent reviews

At a sophisticated London party, a bright-eyed young actress meets a fascinating older man. But there's danger in the arms of an enigmatic stranger! Rated T for frank sexual attraction and some disturbing images of horror.

Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Complete

A Tale of Two Drunk Maidens by Renulen reviews

Stuck at an inn at the town of Flea Bay, Maxine challenges Ashley to a drinking contest. A crossover with my characters from A Maiden and Her Knight and A0040PC's characters from BFG: Return to Angleland.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Complete

A Wonderful Curse by Renulen reviews

Malloy Murphy os just an average woman with a not-so-average problem. She is cursed, her body changing size whenever it is inconvenient for her.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2020 - Published: 2/26/2020

The Vicksburg Stories: Maids and Dunking Booths by Sunflower-Sama reviews

The girls of "Rose's Tearoom and Bakery" are staffing this years Warn County Fair, the second oldest County fair in the state. The fair is normally held in the middle of October when last of the autumn wheat has been collected. Helping the staff is a newly hired Susan Elizabeth Bell.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2020 - Complete

The Barefoot Maiden's Case by Renulen reviews

With her husband missing, Ashley seeks help from Jennifer Mason, AKA Barefoot Jenny. Will locating the missing detective for this case be as easy as it seems? A fun little crossover I did with my Characters from A Maiden and Her Knight and Dougie Zerts's Barefoot Jenny series.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2020 - Complete

Pissing the Night Away by Renulen reviews

A crossover featuring Sir Olric from "A Maiden and Her Knight" along with Maxine and Charles from A0040PC's BFG Return to Angleland. Like the title implies, Sir Olric and Maxine both get into a drink contest.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2020

By the Moon's Light by Renulen reviews

One night, on her way home from work, tge light of a full moon turns Linda into a giantess.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2020

Health Goals by CitrusChickadee reviews

A three-stanza haiku on the difficulty of sticking to healthy planning.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2020 - Complete

The Rise of Giga Girl by Renulen reviews

Gaia is just your average woman who has just started her own business. Her normal life doesn't last long due to a lab accident that causes her body to change size. Sounds like a cheesy origin for a superhero, doesn't it?

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 1/28/2020

Healthy Choices by CitrusChickadee reviews

Even when we know what the correct choice is, the temptation is just too great. A haiku about drinking better things.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Complete

Kitchen Disasters by CitrusChickadee reviews

A three-verse haiku about cooking gone wrong.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete

The Right-Wing Man by Zewediach reviews

A picture of current politics in Poland and youth.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Complete

Mythical animal adoption centre by WaspSt1ng reviews

Collection of one-shots about an adoption centre for mythical animals that is run and adopted by other mythical beings. I hope you enjoy reading it. Status is complete because each chapter stands alone.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 7/9/2019 - Complete

And Now A Drink by Romanticdude reviews

The trial of an alcoholic

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Complete

Swimming Competition by The Keyboard Poet reviews

A man unexpectedly joins an unusual swimming competition...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete

smutty plot bunny by ShinerWrites reviews

Smut plot bunny up for grabs. PM me if you would like to use it.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Complete

KIDS! by katniss15 reviews

Everything is ready for Will's homecoming. Everything is just perfect. But Susie forgot to factor in the children.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Complete

Study Date by bookybecka reviews

A high school boy finds himself on an unexpected date.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Complete

Adventures of Madeline : Its Halloween Madeline! by Sunflower-Sama reviews

Every year, the town of Benton puts on a 'Safe Halloween' event for the children and teens of the village. The main attraction of the event is always the dunking stool. With this in mind, Madeline volunteers to be dunked!

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Complete

Her by Clockwork Puppet reviews

A very short story about two friends. An experimental story focusing on the dialogue at the end. Reviews appreciated.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Complete

Quotes by Vicki Lawson reviews

"Hello, I am your Vitameatavegamin girl." -Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy 1951

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2018

Crying at the moon by Zukafu Chiriamoto reviews

"Imagine yourself in some stuffy saloon, loud, raucous and full of plenty of drunks. You push through the masses to get to the bar only to see the tender away. You huff but you know he'll be back before long. Suddenly the place falls silent... An interlude plays before the girl begins to sing..." A country-style ballad/song about a woman's loss (with an extra narrative part too).

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Complete

Sam's Watch Mystery by Blueshark13 reviews

A mystery story that I wrote in third grade.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Complete

A Zombie Love Story by sweetladyjane2012 reviews

They were meant to always be together, no matter what.

Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete

Gardens Bay Restaurant by Silver Duchess reviews

A woman tries to eat her lunch in peace but people just won't let her! What does she do?

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2016

A Cinderella ending by Most Powerful reviews

How did Cinderella's story really end?

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete

The Great Mud Adventure by Blondie Pants reviews

A short about five college girls having some fun on a rainy day.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete

Black Coffee and Coconut Cream Pie by East-0f-Eden reviews

I'm sorry about the fight we had. Take me back?

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009

On the Road by phosphorite reviews

What do you do when you find a girl lying barefoot in the middle of the road? Bring her to the police? The hospital? The psychiatrist? Or buy her coffee? A one-shot about very different types of people.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete

Bath Time Blues by Venomous Guise reviews

A little 55-word story.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete

Soaking Wet by Cheye13 reviews

They're soaked, but they don't care.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008

Without by Thurayya reviews

Running barefoot.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete

Fountain Thoughts by DragonWolf reviews

An actress fears to go onstage. Her director confronts her as she vents her frustrations in a fountain.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete

Barefoot by The Flurry of Dancing Flames reviews

Just a very short story about a girl in the rain and her anonymous observer.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete

Chocolate in Bed by Rebecca Kelsey reviews

..a massage after some chocolate in bed..

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete

Walk Barefoot in the Grass by PrincessCupcake reviews

Walk Barefoot in the grass...It's just a short life lesson put symbolically.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005

Rain by Screaming-Lies reviews

Juat my account on rain. i love the rain, it is my only release. my only escape. just dancing in a circle, my clothes soaking wet, its so great. please R&R! .. Lilith Roselle

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005

Little Mud Pad by Space Ace reviews

A beautiful romance novelist arrives at a small town for some peace and quiet,only to discover a female nude stranger standing in a mud hole.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004

Oh My Gods! An Extremely Demented Greek Myth! by Squirrelmistress reviews

Come for the adventure! The drama! The romance! Find out Prometheus's Sixteen Guidelines for Surviving an Attack of Homicidal Spleen-Chomping Swallows!...(Stay for the live nude mud wrestling directly afterwards.)

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/8/2003

The Princess and The Minstrel by Maenaren reviews

A cute little fairy tale I made up one day for English...I like it and I hope you do too... Please R&R

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2002

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Dreams reviews

Something a little different; some of my actual dreams! This will be my first story with individual chapters. All of these dreams are real; I didn't make any of them up!

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 12/12/2020

Mopping the Floor reviews

A husband with a cold watches his wife do housework.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12 - Complete

The New Maid reviews

A man involves his new maid in a special project.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8 - Complete

Ron's Duel reviews

Ron must fight a duel, and Jenny agrees to be his "second." This is a humorous Barefoot Jenny adventure!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5 - Complete

The Final Favor reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure. This features Gabriel Randall, a character created by writer Renulen. He died a few months ago, so this story is dedicated to him-RIP.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29

Barefoot Jenny and the Lady Jewel Thief reviews

This features Elsie Longe, who I introduced in an earlier story. She helps Barefoot Jenny with some special safecracking skills!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22 - Complete

Paparazzi Poll reviews

A fake news story about a fake poll. However, I strongly feel that this poll would have the same results if it really was done.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8 - Complete

Love and the Mud Wrestler reviews

Can an accountant and a lady mud wrestler find love? This is one of my stories inspired by the show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25 - Complete

CEO's, or Workers? reviews

A fake news story about a fake poll.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5 - Complete

Confessions of a Jewel Thief reviews

I was inspired to write this after seeing a couple films from the 60's about jewel robberies.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30 - Complete

The Valentine Retirement Party reviews

Gangster Valentine Val retires-and Barefoot Jenny goes to his retirement party.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26 - Complete

Pickup Game reviews

A new light Barefoot Jenny story.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15 - Complete

Guard on Duty reviews

A woman tests a guard on duty!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13 - Complete

Herbie and Sandie reviews

A guy makes a confession to his girlfriend. This is told experimentally, entirely in dialog. Gets sexy, so rated Kplus.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6 - Complete

The New CEO reviews

A new company CEO has a meeting with her board of directors. I've moved this from General to Humor.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31 - Complete

Sleepyhead reviews

As told by Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum. A light fluff piece.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9 - Complete

Fiction Press Sees Uptake in Spam Reviews reviews

A fake news story-OR IS IT!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/1 - Complete

The Night Dancer Part 2 reviews

A sequel. Mrs. Lindquist dances for Peter.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18 - Complete

The Girl at the Fountain reviews

A man meets-and comes to the aid of-a girl at a fountain. This features a character who will be instantly recognizable to many of you!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/7 - Complete

The Night Dancer reviews

This is based on a passage I read in a murder mystery from the 1930's. I may write a sequel to it.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/27 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny and the Senator reviews

Barefoot Jenny has an appointment with a senator. This gets pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/15 - Complete

The NEW Fountain Incident reviews

Once again, Barefoot Jenny ends up in a fountain!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10 - Complete

How to Relax reviews

A doctor shows a high-strung girl how to relax. This is set in the 1930's.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7 - Complete

At the Waterhole reviews

A short scene in the West.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26 - Complete

I Dare You! reviews

Barefoot Jenny is quite willing to accept dares! This is a rewrite/repost of an earlier story; I've added a couple new sections to it.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21 - Complete

This Singer Makes a Splash! reviews

A fake article about a fake singer.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Complete

The Carjacking reviews

Barefoot Jenny does a little carjacking!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13 - Complete

Shoeless Secretary reviews

Can a bumbling young executive find romance with a frequently barefooted secretary? Maybe! I may write about these two later on.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7 - Complete

Cinderella's Bubble Bath reviews

A bit of domestic bliss after Cinderella and the prince got married.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4 - Complete

The Hotel Incident reviews

A new George/Nadia adventure.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1 - Complete

Test of Glass Walking reviews

Barefoot Jenny involvs Carl Kirschenbaum in another test. Again, this makes references to other stories I've written about her. Kids, don't try this at home!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30 - Complete

The Strange Document reviews

Barefoot Jenny deciphers a strange document for Lt. Kirschenbaum.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21 - Complete

A Princess in the Mud! reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. This is related to my earliar story "Barefoot Jenny and the Princess." She and Carl go to Dulcina to visit Princess Anna, and the princess takes them to a mud bath! This makes references to other stories I've written. They're in parentheses; hope you check them out!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/16 - Complete

The Poker Game reviews

A kid loses his money, and his pride, at a poker game. This is a first for me-a western!

Fiction: Western - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9 - Complete

Joan Welch to do a Barefoot Scene reviews

A fake news report. This is related to a concept introduced by fellow writer Renulen: What if women's feet were looked upon as sexual objects, nuch like breasts, by our society? Thanks for letting me use this Renulen! I just found out that Renulen has passed away. RIP, and this is dedicated to him.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7

Quickie Marriage reviews

Barefoot Jenny has one-and quickly gets out of it!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2020 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny Flirts reviews

And almost gets poor Lt. Kirschenbaum into trouble! This is told from his POV. Gets a little sexy, so rated K plus.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2020 - Complete

Merry Christmas--You're Fired! reviews

A (thankfully) fake news story.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Complete

Jenny Holds Her Breath! reviews

Barefoot Jenny involves Carl in another test.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2020 - Complete

The Barefoot Drunkard reviews

Barefoot Jenny gets drunk. Why? Read this and find out! This makes reference to a few other stories I've posted about her.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2020 - Complete

Carl's Cruelty reviews

A Barefoot Jenny/Carl Kischenbaum adventure. This starts out disturbing, but ends up sweet.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2020 - Complete

Wall Market Stores Announce New Work Initiative Program reviews

A (thankfully) fake news story!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2020

Captured reviews

Another George/Nadia story. In this one, she gets captured! Gets a little sexy, so rated K plus.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2020 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny and the Amnesiac reviews

Barefoot Jenny helps a man who's lost his memory.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2020

Barefoot Jenny--Decoy reviews

Barefoot Jenny becomes a decoy.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2020 - Complete

Nadia at the Pool reviews

This features George and Nadia, two characters I interoduced in an earliar story.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2020 - Complete

All Tied Up! reviews

That's what Barefoot Jenny does to Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2020 - Complete

Unconventional Job Interview reviews

This is related to my earlier "Executive in the Mud" story. This tells how the kid got the job!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/15/2020 - Complete

The Coincidence reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny story. To say any more might ruin it!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2020 - Complete

Test of Cold reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny/Carl Kirschenbaum story. This is a light fluff piece. Perhaps it really doesn't belong in mystery, but since most of my stories about her are hear, I thought I'd put this one here, as well. This is told from Carl's POV.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2020 - Complete

The Drawing reviews

Isadora Duncan was a dancer in the early 1900's, and she was perhaps the first modern dancer. In this story, she agrees to pose for a very unusual drawing.

Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2020

The Case of the Obnoxious Bellhop reviews

Barefoot Jenny must deal with an obnoxious bellhop!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/30/2020

The Apology reviews

This is based on an actual scene I saw in a movie. I thought I'd take it in a different direction from how the scene took it. Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/25/2020 - Complete

Backstage reviews

A kid meets his idol backstage, after one of her concerts-and gets more than he bargained for!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Complete

The Maid's Interview reviews

A continuation of my Dawn/Rosa series. I guess this technically doesn't really count as humor, but my other stories about them are here, so I thought it would be better to have it here, as well.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Complete

Nadia reviews

A couple encounters between a male and a female spy. This is more openly sexual than my usual writing, so rated accordingly. (Not porn!)

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Complete

After Class reviews

A continuation of my Robbie/Miss Davidson series.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2020 - Complete

I Know It's True I Read It In the Enquier! reviews

A fake news story about a (thankfully!) fake poll.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2020 - Complete

Eva and the Safe reviews

This features Eva Teslov, a character I introduced earlier. She opens a safe in a very unusual manner!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Complete

Drunk Cop reviews

Lt. Kirschenbaum gets drunk! It's up to Barefoot Jenny to find out why, and sober him up!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Complete

Jenny's Office Visit reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. To tell any more would ruin it!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2020 - Complete

The Wine reviews

Barefoot Jenny gets drunk-and tortured! (Well, not tortured too badly!)

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2020 - Complete

Wall Market Proposes Purchasing the United States reviews

A (thankfully) fake news story.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/30/2020 - Complete

The Drunk Client reviews

Barefoot Jenny must deal with a drunk man who walks into her office!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny's Interview reviews

A woman interviews Barefoot Jenny for a book about people who like to go barefooted. This makes reverence to a few other stories I've written about her; they're in parenthases.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/14/2020

Heart to Heart Talk reviews

Barefoot Jenny and Lt. Kirschenbaum have one. This is told from his POV, for a change.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/9/2020 - Complete

Wall Market Asks to Allow Corporal Punishment reviews

A (thankfully) fake news story.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Complete

Parents Protest the Kiss Concert reviews

A fake news story, this is a follow up to my earlier Parents Petition to Ban Kiss. Drug reference, so rated K plus just to make sure.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Complete

The Ladies' Auxiliary Society reviews

I see this as a scene in a 1930's movie. The husband could be William Powell, and the wife could be Myrna Loy!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Complete

Bubble Gum Ad Stirs Up Controversy reviews

This is a fake newspaper article about a (thankfully) fake product. It talks about the way advertisers use well-known songs as a way to advertise their products.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2020

Jenny's Interrogation reviews

Barefoot Jenny interrogates a suspect in a very unusual manner! This gets sexy, so rated accoringly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/29/2020 - Complete

Kiss my Foot! reviews

This is based on a 1960's film I recently saw-the Swimmer, with Burt Lancaster. There's a scene in it where he literally kisses a women's foot! I thought I'd expand on that, a little bit.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Complete

Carl's Proposal reviews

Carl asks Jenny to marry him! This replaces my earlier "Barefoot Jenny's Last Day" story. I deleted it because I feel that it conflicts with later stories I published.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/14/2020 - Complete

5th Anniversary reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny story. She and Ron go out to dinner for a special occasion.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2020 - Complete

After the Movie reviews

A scene in a movie sparks an argument between a married couple. But all turns out right, in the end!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/2/2020 - Complete

Success without Shoes reviews

This is a fake news story about a fake singer from the 1950's.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Complete

The Restaurant Incident reviews

When is a romantic date more than just a romantic date?

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Complete

Ron's Visiters reviews

Two 'friends' of Ron pay him a visit at Barefoot Jenny's office.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Complete

Odd Things at the Office reviews

This is a collaboration between me and Renulen. We hope to do more of these. It's also my longest story here! Strange things are happening to a girl at her office, and she hires Barefoot Jenny to investigate.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2020

Jenny's Surprise to Carl reviews

This is related to my earlier story "Jenny's Tat," which can be found under mystery.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2020 - Complete

Rosa's Bath reviews

A continuation of my Dawn/Rosa story. Rosa tries to unclog a drain-with hilarious results!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Complete

Baptized reviews

Barefoot Jenny gets baptized!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2020 - Complete

The Special Bathing reviews

A new Prince Kasper/Lady Nadia story. She takes him to a mud bath known only to her. Get's sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2020

After the Party reviews

This is a continuation of my earlier Prince Kasper/Lady Nadia story. The prince has a very frank conversation with Lady Nadia-and makes an important decision. I plan to add more stories about them , in the near future.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/14/2020

Late on a Case reviews

Jenny is late coming back from a case, which worries Ron. The explination is quite-messy!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2020 - Complete

Two Bottles of Chocolate Syrup reviews

Conceived and written in just one day. Two bottles of chocolate syrup gets a poor guy in trouble with his wife! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Complete

The Murder That Couldn't Be Solved reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. To tell anymore will ruin it!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2020 - Complete

The Lady Nadia reviews

A fairy tale-with a twist! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2020 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny's Secretary reviews

Barefoot Jenny hires a secretary!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Complete

The Case of the Soaked Stiff reviews

Barefoot Jenny solves a case in a very unorthodox manner! Rated K plus for sexual content.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22/2020 - Complete

The Wedding Painting reviews

A Barefoot Jenny story. Her friends Ron and Brigette get married, and start an unusual new tradition. Jenny contributes to it-as only she can!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Complete

The Rematch reviews

A coutinuation of my George/Isabel story. They have a wrestling rematch-in the mud! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Complete

Princess Chocolate reviews

A fake news story about a fake product! Princess Anna is from my Barefoot Jenny story "Barefoot Jenny and the Princess."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2020 - Complete

Executive in the Mud reviews

A sexy little scene between a female executive and her male assitant. Rated T, for sexiness!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/8/2020 - Complete

Jenny's Tat reviews

A short fluff piece-Barefoot Jenny gets a tattoo! Thanks to my friend CK for giving me a description of what it's like getting one!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2020 - Complete

Jenny and Carl in the Rain reviews

A light romantic fluff piece featuring Barefoot Jenny and Lt. Carl Krischenbaum. The two of them walk in the rain together!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Complete

Teacher in the Fountain reviews

A continuation of my Robbie/Miss Davidson story.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2020 - Complete

Joe Blow and the Boys reviews

This short comic piece talks about the way rock bands were exploited, during the 1970's. Drug reference, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2020

Salon Death reviews

Barefoot Jenny investigates a death at a salon she's visiting.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Complete

Chute (Shoot!) reviews

A comic scene involving Barefoot Jenny and Ron. The title has a double meaning, which I think you'll understand when you read it!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Complete

The Principal's Ire reviews

A student sticks up for his teacher. I plan to write about this again, soon. This is my first story in this category!

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2020 - Complete

The Uninvited Visitor reviews

This is related to my earlier storiy "The Minstrel and the She-Wrestler." I plan to write about them again, soon. Some mild profanity.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9/2020

Paint Party! reviews

Barefoot Jenny comes across one! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Complete

Brigette's Death reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure To tell more would ruin it!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Complete

Termination reviews

A girl gets fired for a very unusual reason!

Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny and the Beatnick Artist reviews

Barefoot Jenny becomes involved with a beatnick artist-and also plays matchmaker! This makes a reference to one of her earlier adventures.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Complete

Carl Gets Shot! reviews

Lt. Kirschenbaum gets shot while on duty, and Jenny visits him in the hospital.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2020 - Complete

Killer Feet! reviews

Barefoot Jenny attends a kickboxing match. A girl kills another girl in the ring. A tragic accident-or murder?

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2020

Jenny's Bubble Bath reviews

A sexy scene between Barefoot Jenny and Lt Carl Kirschenbaum. This is told from Carl's POV, for the 1st time. Also, it depicts Jenny nude; hope none of you are offended by that! Rated T for sex (non porographic).

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2020

Dunk Tank Jenny reviews

Barefoot Jenny gets on a dunk tank. Who will dunk her?

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2020 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny--Plumber reviews

Barefoot Jenny becomes a plumber!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Complete

Glass Walking reviews

Barefoot Jenny learns the art of glass walking. This is related to my earlier "Barefoot Jenny's Escape."

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Complete

Bails on Bail reviews

Barefoot Jenny has an encounter with an old enemy.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Complete

The Arrogant Client reviews

Barefoot Jenny deals with a very arrogant client!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Complete

Comfortable Shoes (TM) reviews

A barefoot Jenny adventure. She appears in a TV commercial-for shoes! Damascus MD as a real city outside of Washington DC. My sister used to live there.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Complete

An Affair in Chocolate AKA the Chocolate Cheater! reviews

A rewrite-repost. I fixed a couple embarrassing typos, and changed one if the lines in it. Barefoot Jenny investigates a sweet affair! Gets a little sexy-not porn!-so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2019

Rosa's Date reviews

This is a sequal to my earlier The Maid's Indescretion." Dawn's maid Rosa goes on a date, and like an expectant mother, Dawn waits up for her.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Complete

The Attack--Rewrite reviews

Relisted with what I feel is a better ending. Barefoot Jenny is attacked by Valentine Val-but was he really behind it?

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Complete

The Maypole Dance reviews

A women's group dances around a maypole, one May Day. I wasn't quite sure what the appropriate catagory to put this in, but since it's set in 1925, I decided this was the best one.

Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2019

Barefoot Lawsuit, Pt 2 reviews

A sequal to my earlier story. Barefoot Jenny tells Lt. Kirschenbaum the results of her lawsuit.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Complete

Carl's Request reviews

This was written via an online story generator. Obviously, it can get pretty silly! It features my characters Carl Kirschenbaum and Jennifer Mason AKA Barefoot Jenny.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2019

Barefoot Lawsuit reviews

I remember, back in the early 70's, a story about a girl who sued a restaurant because they refused her service, on account of her bare feet. I never heard what the result of this lawsuit was! This Is a fake newpaper article. It features Barefoot Jenny, one of my regular characters. Perhaps I'll write a sequal, where we find out the result of the suit!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2019

Local Teen Has Letter Returned to Him reviews

A parody of the Elvis song!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny's Wedding reviews

Even her own wedding doesn't go without problems!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2019 - Complete

Local Man Spends the Day in Margaritaville reviews

A parody of the Jimmy Buffet song! Some implied profanity, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2019 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny and the Boy reviews

Jenny must deal with a bratty kid! A bit of mild profanity, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Complete

The Loan reviews

Barefoot Jenny brokers a deal for a man with a huge debt to pay.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2019

Local Man has Two Tickets to Paradise reviews

A fake news story. This is a parody of the Eddie Money song! Drug reference, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Complete

Cinderella and Gerry Springstone reviews

A parody of a certain show I'm sure you're all familiar with!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Complete

Cop in the Surf reviews

Barefoot Jenny gives comfort to a cop in big trouble. Sorry I haven't contributed here in a while, but I've been busy on Fan Fiction.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Complete

Take a Letter, Mr Goodman reviews

Ron becomes a male secretary to a female boss! Gets pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2019 - Complete

Rolled reviews

A man gets rolled at a bar.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2019 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny's Memory Loss reviews

Barefoot Jenny suffers a memory loss. Will Lt Carl Kirschenbaum help her regain it?

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Complete

The Cure for Cancer reviews

Or is it? This is based on an ad I once saw in an Indian movie magazine, once. It was from a doctor who claimed her had the cure for AIDS! I'm sure he was a quack! Gets a big sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete

Chastity Chaste reviews

You can't always get what you want!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Complete

Love and the Mud Bath reviews

A continuation of my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE series. Boy loses girl, boy gets new girl-all in a mud bath!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2019 - Complete

Night on the Town reviews

Robert takes Eva to a restaurant-with unexpected results!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete

Store Incident reviews

This features one of my regular characters, whom I'm sure will be very familiar to many of you. To tell any more will spoil the story!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete

Take a Letter, Miss Mason reviews

To tell any more of this will spoil the ending! The first part is written experimentally, in the form of all diolog.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2019

Eva's Attack reviews

Another of my Robert Hamilton/Eva Teslov series. This starts out disturbing, but ends up sweet!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Complete

A Little Dictation reviews

A boss's attempt at seducing his secretary doesn't go according to plan! Gets a bit sexy, so rated K , just to make sure.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Complete

Numbers Broadcast reviews

FLASH-This is my 100th story! It's a continuation of my Robert Hamilton/Eva Teslov story that I began with "The Defector." Eva translates a numbers broadcast for Robert.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2019

Nervous Breakdown reviews

A man has one when Barefoot Jenny gives him some bad news. This is basically a rewirte of my earlier "Suicide Attempt" story.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2019

Case 261 reviews

Barefoot Jenny has kindly given us one of her case files for inspection. The names have been changed to protect the guilty! All addresses are fake; however Rockville and Wheaton MD are both real citities close to me.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2019

ESP reviews

A man with ESP senses something. He hires Barefoot Jenny to check it out.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Complete

Jenny in the Fountain reviews

Jenny wakes up and finds herself in a public fountain with her pajamas on! How did she end up there? This gets a little sexy at the end, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2019 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny's Escape reviews

Kids, don't try this at home!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Complete

Childhood Memory reviews

Sometimes, they are the sweetest memories!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Complete

The Maid's Indiscretion reviews

When the mistress is away, the maid will play! I see this as a scene in a 1930's comedy film. The maid could be Mexican beauty Lupe Velez, and the mistress could be Ginger Rogers.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Complete

Attempted Murder reviews

Barefoot Jenny prevents one! A bit of mild cursing, so rated K .

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Complete

The Attack reviews

Barefoot Jenny gets attacked by two men sent by Valentine Val-or were they?

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Complete

Carl's Dream reviews

A short Barefoot Jenny fluff piece. Lt. Kischenbaum has a disturbing dream about Jenny.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Complete

Lydia and Her Ladder of Swords reviews

There really is a ladder of swords, which is sometimes used as a circus act. And from what I've read about it, it is quite possible to climb it barefoot without hurting your feet! This story is set in Victorian London.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2019

Bride at the Bar reviews

Barefoot Jenny meets a drunk bride at a bar.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Complete

The Drenching reviews

A little incident in a marriage! Ladies: If your husband/boyfriend did this to you, how would you react? Just curious! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accoringly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2019

The Defector reviews

A Russian defector is interragated. I may write about her again, soon.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Complete

Five Pounds of Grapes reviews

Five pounds of grapes create a problem for Barefoot Jenny! After my last disturbing story about her, something lighter.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Complete

The Gerry Springstone Show, 1989 reviews

A parody of the Jerry Springer Show. Gerry's guests are a woman trying to change the first amendment of our constitution-and Sharol Starr, who I introduced earlier! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2019

My Fiction Pet Peeves reviews

Things that really irk me, when I read fiction. Note: This is NOT meant as a slam against any particular writer, on this site!

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Complete

Sharon Starr Interview reviews

My friend Lawton Salisbury and I came up with Sharon Starr back in the late 80's. She's a very controversial femme rocker who invokes the ire of both her record label and verious right winged groups. She's eventually found dead. Her death is ruled a suicide-OR WAS IT! This is a fake TV interview with her from circa 1988-89.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2019

The Confession reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny story. A woman confesses to murder-but the real story is far more sinister!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Complete

Woman of the Fountains reviews

A fictitious news story about a fictitious person!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Complete

My First Job reviews

This is based on an actual TV commercial from the early 70's. I thought I'd lengthen it out into a full story.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Complete

The Visitor reviews

On a rainy night, a woman knocks on a hermit's door and asks shelter for the night.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2019 - Complete

A Girl's Guide to Adultery--AKA My Husband Doesn't Understand Me reviews

I firlmly believe that there's a reverse hypocracy concerning adultery, in this country (the US): When a wife cheats, she just needs some emotional attention her husband's not giving her. But when a husband cheats, he's a jerk! This comic piece explores this view.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2019

The Masseur reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure. Some mild profanity, so rated accoringly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Complete

Drafted! reviews

A game show presented by the Department of the Army in 1969.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2019 - Complete

The Job Interview reviews

Would something like this happen in real life? Probably not!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2019

Love and the Divorce Whore reviews

This is related to my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE series. Get's pretty sexy (but not hardcore!), so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Complete

Silly Suzi reviews

This is dedicated to Sears Roebuck, and the thousands of employees who worked there-RIP.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Complete

The Sleeping Princess reviews

A princess falls under a sleeping sickness caused by an evil fairy. Can a boy of 15 save her?

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Complete

Final Vinyl Letter reviews

I watched with horror as the record format quickly became eliminated, in the late 80's. I am absolutely convinced that this was due to corporate greed. This is a fake letter sent to a fake record store telling them to get rid of their records. As far as I know, the store name is totally fictitious. If it was a a real store-well, sorry about that!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2018

Murder During the Cocktail Hour reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny story. She attends a cocktail party where one of the drinks is poisoned wine! A bit of mild profanity, so rated accoringly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018

Acid 100 reviews

This is based on an actual Woodstock photo I saw. In it, there's a guy sitting in a chair with a sign that reads "Acid 1.00." DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ENDERSEMENT OF DRUG USE!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2018

Super Guy reviews

A would-be super hero comes into Barefoot Jenny's office. She straightens him out!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Complete

Drunk Shower reviews

I got the idea for this from an ALL IN THE FAMILY episode. In it, Mike gets drunk with Archie-then takes a shower with his clothes on, much to Gloria's shock! This gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/28/2018

Love and the Armless Girl reviews

Another in my series of stories based on the show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Complete

Feet Find the Clue reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Complete

EBS Test reviews

This is a parody of those EBS tests we all grew up watching on TV!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Complete

Marriage Advice reviews

An older man gives a younger man marriage advice. This is partially based on a movie scene from the early 60's.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Complete

The Man from Out of Town reviews

Barefoot Jenny tangles with a hired killer.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Complete

Clicks Against Agressive Panhandlers reviews

A fake news story about a fake person selling a fake product. This goes out to all of you who have ever been harrassed by aggressive panhandlers!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Complete

Always On Time reviews

A fake news story about a fake nightclub. Have any of you ever been to a concert where the band was very late getting onstage? This is dedicated to you!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny and the Princess reviews

Barefoot Jenny saves the life of a princess.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2018 - Complete

The Queen's New Shoes reviews

This is basically a rewrite of the fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes." It features Queen Qoyana, who I've written about before.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Complete

Love and the Fountain reviews

Another in my series based on the show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE. A fountain is the setting for a romance between a cop and a girl.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Complete

Meltdown Moment on PBS reviews

I hope that all of you who suffered through PBS's frequent fund drives will get a kick out of this!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny--Wrestling Coach reviews

Jenny teaches a girl how to wrestle.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Complete

Docktor Azzella reviews

A man suffering from headaches visits a mysterious doctor. I plan to write more stories using this character.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2018

Love and the Lady Plumber reviews

Another in my series of "Love American Style" stories. In this one, a girl plumber fixes a guy's clogged tub, and his heart! I may write a second chapter later on.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2018

The CD Guru and the Rebith of the Record reviews

A fake news story about a fake person. I first created the CD Guru in the 80's, when it began to look like the CD was completely taking over. And yes, I was one of the ones who held onto all my records!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2018

Barefoot Jenny's Dream reviews

A short bit of silliness! Get's a little sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Complete

The Suicide Attempt (Rewrite) reviews

This is a rewrite of an earlier Barefoot Jenny story. I feel this has a much better ending. I'll keep the old one up so you can compare them.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Complete

Footsie reviews

A sexy little story-and I mean little!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/1/2018

A Deal with God reviews

This is based on an actual dream my cousin Michael had, when we were both 12 years old.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Complete

Billy the Bastard reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. Gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Complete

Love and the Bubble Bath reviews

Another in my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE stories. This gets pretting sexy-although not porn!-so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2018

Barefoot Jenny and the Ghost reviews

Barefoot Jenny has an encounter with the undead!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2018

Love and the Swimming Pool reviews

Anyone remember the 1960's anthology show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE. I've written a few stories based on it, and this is one of them. Hope you like it!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny--Masseur reviews

Jenny goes undercover at an exclusive salon. This features, Ron, who I introduced recently. It gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny and the Thief reviews

Jenny meets up with a thief, while on a job.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Complete

The Temple of the Healing Water reviews

Barefoot Jenny investigates a questionable church. As you can see, this is one of my longest stories!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Complete

Miss Getsome reviews

Barefoot Jenny helps a blackmail victom.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Complete

The Ring reviews

A Barefoot Jenny story. She helps a guy who lost a ring.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Complete

The Pond Clue reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. This goes back to when she was helping her dad on cases.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny vs the IRS reviews

Barefoot Jenny must deal with the IRS! This makes referance to several of my Barefoot Jenny stories; their names are in parenthesis.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Complete

Walk on Water Strip reviews

This is based on countless tapes/DVD's I've seen of 50's-60's era strip routines-the type Something Wierd Video releases! Get's pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Complete

The Pickup reviews

When is a pickup more than just a pickup?

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Complete

The Mud Goddess reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure. As the name suggests, she comes across a Mud Goddess!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Complete

The Dead Client reviews

Most of my Barefoot Jenny stories have been humerous, often with slapstick; this one, on the other hand, is deadly serious!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Complete

Jenny the Mud Jaguar reviews

In order to catch a thief, Jenny has to get down and dirty!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Complete

The Foot Game reviews

I remember actually reading about this game in an old Playboy magazine. Whether it was actually played by anyone is open to debate! Get's sexy, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Complete

Cleo's Mud Bath reviews

I once read that Cleopatra took mud baths. Not sure how true this is, but I thought I'd write a story about that. Get's pretty sexy-but not porn-so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2017

New Job reviews

More of a joke than a story! This is written entirely in dialog.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Complete

The Blue Detective reviews

A new Barefoot Jenny adventure-or in this case, mis-adventure!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Complete

The Corporal and the General's Wife reviews

I first came up with this story idea when I saw the movie RELECTIONS IN A GOLDEN EYE, for the first time. The General could be Marlon Brando, and his wife could be Liz Taylor. And the corporal? Robert Redford, perhaps!

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017

Parents Petition to Ban Kiss reviews

This is a fake news story, circa 1976. The Capital Centre was a real Washington DC-area venue that held many great concerts, in the 70's and 80's. I chose Kiss because that were one of the most popular rock bands of the period.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2017

The Last Visit reviews

Another Barefoot Jenny adventure. This involves a man I introduced in my story "Looking for Nancey-boy."

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete

How a Housewife Relaxes reviews

This is sort of a parody of 50's sitcoms. It gets pretty sexy, but not porn, so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete

The Widows reviews

I first came up with this story while reading THE DECAMERON. Two widows share a quiet evening together.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Complete

Cross-Currents reviews

An interview with Barefoot Jenny. This aired on WDBB on July 17, 2016. (Not really!)

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Complete

The Magic Act reviews

I first wrote this story when I was a tennager-one of the brainier things I did, back then!

Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Complete

Barefoot Jenny's Beer Bath reviews

This is based on an episode of LAVERNE & SHIRLEY. In it, the girls search for a spy in the brewery-and end up swimming in a tank of beer with their clothes on! Here, Barefoot Jenny takes that honor.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete

Week End Off reviews

This is set in one of Henry Ford's facturies, in the early 1900's. It's an experimental piece, told entirely in dialog.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Complete

The Suicide Attempt reviews

Barefoot Jenny prevents a client of hers from killing himself.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Complete

Doctor's Visit reviews

This is an experimental piece; it's written entirely in the form of diolog! It is intended to be set back in the 1930's, or 1940's. The doctor could perhaps be Cary Grant, and the patient Carol Lombard. Perhaps I'll write a sequal! What do you think?

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017

The Secret Message reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure. She gives info to a client in a most unusual way!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2017

Looking for Nancey-Boy reviews

In order to get information on locating a rapist, Barefoot Jenny must gain the trust of a weird guy!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2017

The New Neighbor reviews

A man meets his sexy new neighbor-and almost gets in trouble! I see this as a scene from an early 1960's movie. The man would be Jack Lemmon, and the sexy neighbor would be Marilyn Monroe, or perhaps Jayne Mansfield.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2017

The Flooded Elevator reviews

A barefoot Jenny adventure. She has to go swimming-in an elevator! This is based on a GET SMART episode where he and 99 almost drown in a flooded phone booth.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Complete

Hot Tub Jenny reviews

Another Barefoot Jenny adventure. A simple breaking and entering goes awry for her!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Complete

The Fountain Incident reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure. In this episode, we learn how she first becomes friends with Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2017

A Gangster's Problem reviews

A Barefoot Jenny adventure. Even a mobster needs Jenny's help!

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Complete

The Night They Played Punk Rock at Studio 54 reviews

For the one, and only time! I could be that DJ. I hated disco with a passion, when it was contemporary-still do!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Complete

Champagne reviews

This was my second story on Fiction Press. It features a character named Barefoot Jenny-a private detective who doesn't wear shoes a whole lot! I've written many stories about her now, and I hope all of you read the others.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Complete

The Minstrel and the She-Wrestler reviews

This is my first story on Fictionpress, although I've published well over 100 on Fanfiction (please see me there!) This is set in the 17th century, and is about a man who meets, and falls in love with, a lady wrestler. I'm thinking of making this a regular series. Gets a bit sexy (not porn), so rated accordingly.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2017

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