Dougie Zerts
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Joined 08-05-17, id: 1098346, Profile Updated: 08-26-17
Author has written 45 stories for Romance, Mystery, Humor, Horror, Historical, and Fantasy.

After several years--and over 100 stories!--on Fan Fiction, I've decided to start writing my own original tales here on Fiction Press. I hope you like them, and perhaps look at my stuff on Fan Fiction. (I'm there under the name Dougiezerts, as well.)

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Sam's Watch Mystery by Blueshark13 reviews
A mystery story that I wrote in third grade.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Complete
A Zombie Love Story by sweetladyjane2012 reviews
They were meant to always be together, no matter what.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete
The Earrings by sweetladyjane2012 reviews
A special day between a loving husband and his seriously ill wife.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Zombies In Love by sweetladyjane2012 reviews
It's the one night of the year when the dead rise from their graves to roam the earth. Clarice is home alone when she receives a most unexpected visitor. He's sweet and romantic, and also hungry...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
The Great Mud Adventure by Blondie Pants reviews
A short about five college girls having some fun on a rainy day.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Bath Time Blues by Venomous Guise reviews
A little 55-word story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Without by Thurayya reviews
Running barefoot.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Little Mud Pad by Space Ace reviews
A beautiful romance novelist arrives at a small town for some peace and quiet,only to discover a female nude stranger standing in a mud hole.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
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Love and the Bubble Bath reviews
Another in my LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE stories. This gets pretting sexy-although not porn!-so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17
Barefoot Jenny and the Ghost reviews
Barefoot Jenny has an encounter with the undead!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14
Queen's Wine reviews
This introduces a new character-Queen Qoyana, of the country Lagota. I hope to add more stories about her, in the near future.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3 - Complete
Love and the Swimming Pool reviews
Anyone remember the 1960's anthology show LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE? I've written a few stories based on it, and this is one of them. Hope you like it!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny--Masseur reviews
Jenny goes undercover at an exclusive salon. This features, Ron, who I introduced recently. It gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny and the Thief reviews
Jenny meets up with a thief, while on a job.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29 - Complete
The Temple of the Healing Water reviews
Barefoot Jenny investigates a questionable church. As you can see, this is one of my longest stories!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
Miss Getsome reviews
Barefoot Jenny helps a blackmail victom.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25 - Complete
The Ring reviews
A Barefoot Jenny story. She helps a guy who lost a ring.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9 - Complete
My Big Brudder reviews
An intruder breaks into Barefoot Jenny's house. How does she handle this? Get's sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25
The Pond Clue reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure. This goes back to when she was helping her dad on cases.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny vs the IRS reviews
Barefoot Jenny must deal with the IRS! This makes referance to several of my Barefoot Jenny stories; their names are in parenthesis.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Complete
Jenny Pie reviews
Barefoot Jenny gets into a pie fight!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11 - Complete
Walk on Water Strip reviews
This is based on countless tapes/DVD's I've seen of 50's-60's era strip routines-the type Something Wierd Video releases! Get's pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4 - Complete
The Pickup reviews
When is a pickup more than just a pickup?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21 - Complete
The Mud Goddess reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. As the name suggests, she comes across a Mud Goddess!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Complete
Safecracking with Feet reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure, on the light side. I actually saw a girl open a safe with a foot, once. It was in an obscure spy film called THE KREMLIN LETTER, and the girl was actriss Barbara Parkins.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1
The Dead Client reviews
Most of my Barefoot Jenny stories have been humerous, often with slapstick; this one, on the other hand, is deadly serious!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Complete
Jenny the Mud Jaguar reviews
In order to catch a thieth, Jenny has to get down and dirty!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Final Day reviews
It's Jenny's last day before her retirement. She and Chief Carl Kirschenbaum go out to lunch together, where they reminisce old times. Oh, and don't worry; this will NOT be my last Barefoot Jenny story!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2017
The Foot Game reviews
I remember actually reading about this game in an old Playboy magazine. Whether it was actually played by anyone is open to debate! Get's sexy, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Complete
Cleo's Mud Bath reviews
I once read that Cleopatra took mud baths. Not sure how true this is, but I thought I'd write a story about that. Get's pretty sexy-but not porn-so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2017
New Job reviews
More of a joke than a story! This is written entirely in dialog.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Complete
The Blue Detective reviews
A new Barefoot Jenny adventure-or in this case, mis-adventure!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Complete
The Corporal and the General's Wife reviews
I first came up with this story idea when I saw the movie RELECTIONS IN A GOLDEN EYE, for the first time. The General could be Marlon Brando, and his wife could be Liz Taylor. And the corporal? Robert Redford, perhaps!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017
Parents Petition to Ban Kiss reviews
This is a fake news story, circa 1976. The Capital Center was a real Washington DC-area venue that held many great concerts, in the 70's and 80's. I chose Kiss because that were one of the most popular rock bands of the period.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2017
The Last Visit reviews
Another Barefoot Jenny adventure. This involves a man I introduced in my story "Looking for Nancey-boy."
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
How a Housewife Relaxes reviews
This is sort of a parody of 50's sitcoms. It gets pretty sexy, but not porn, so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
The Widows reviews
I first came up with this story while reading THE DECAMERON. Two widows share a quiet evening together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Complete
Cross-Currents reviews
An interview with Barefoot Jenny. This aired on WDBB on July 17, 2016. (Not really!)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Complete
The Magic Act reviews
I first wrote this story when I was a tennager-one of the brainier things I did, back then!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Complete
Barefoot Jenny's Beer Bath reviews
This is based on an episode of LAVERNE & SHIRLEY. In it, the girls search for a spy in the brewery-and end up swimming in a tank of beer with their clothes on! Here, Barefoot Jenny takes that honor.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete
Week End Off reviews
This is set in one of Henry Ford's facotires, in the early 1900's. It's an experimental piece, told entirely in dialog.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Complete
The Suicide Attempt reviews
Barefoot Jenny prevents a client of hers from killing himself.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Complete
Doctor's Visit reviews
This is an experimental piece; it's written entirely in the form of diolog! It is intended to be set back in the 1930's, or 1940's. The doctor could perhaps be Cary Grant, and the patient Carol Lombard. Perhaps I'll write a sequal! What do you think?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017
The Secret Message reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. She gives info to a client in a most unusual way!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2017
Looking for Nancey-boy reviews
In order to get information on locating a rapist, Barefoot Jenny must gain the trust of a weird guy!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2017
The New Neighbor reviews
A man meets his sexy new neighbor-and almost gets in trouble! I see this as a scene from an early 1960's movie. The man would be Jack Lemmon, and the sexy neighbor would be Marilyn Monroe, or perhaps Jayne Mansfield.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2017
The Flooded Elevator reviews
A barefoot Jenny adventure. She has to go swimming-in an elevator! This is based on a GET SMART episode where he and 99 almost drown in a flooded phone booth.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Complete
Hot Tub Jenny reviews
Another Barefoot Jenny adventure. A simple breaking and entering goes awry for her!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Complete
The Fountain Incident reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. In this episode, we learn how she first becomes friends with Lt. Carl Kirschenbaum.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2017
A Gangster's Problem reviews
A Barefoot Jenny adventure. Even a mobster needs Jenny's help!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Complete
The Night They Played Punk Rock at Studio 54 reviews
For the one, and only time! I could be that DJ. I hated disco with a passion, when it was contemporary-still do!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Complete
Champagne reviews
This features a character I've created named Barefoot Jenny-a private detective who doesn't wear shoes much! I plan to include more stories involving her, soon.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Complete
The Minstrel and the She-Wrestler reviews
This is my first story on Fictionpress, although I've published well over 100 on Fanfiction (please see me there!) This is set in the 17th century, and is about a man who meets, and falls in love with, a lady wrestler. I'm thinking of making this a regular series. Gets a bit sexy (not porn), so rated accordingly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2017