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Joined 09-05-17, id: 1100160, Profile Updated: 08-21-18
Author has written 28 stories for Supernatural, Humor, Humor, Fantasy, Thriller, General, and Historical.

A lawyer with way too much time on his hands. See my book in the link.

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Peter Pan: The Bro Who Wouldn't Grow Up
Peter Pan has been a college-aged dude for better part of two centuries. He lives a carefree existence, spending his days drinking and engaging in other debauchery with the Lost Boys All this changes when Peter brings a girl back to Neverland who makes him see things in a way as well as Captain Hook going through a midlife crisis and attempts to hang with him and the Lost Boys.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,745 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Complete
Impeach Me, Baby: A TrumpPelosi Love Poem
An angry President and Speaker of the House are in a tense situation. Just when things start to boil over, they release their tensions in a flurry of romantic love making.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Published: 12/16/2019 - Complete
Where Are You, Marcus Aurelius?
During World War I, a young, disillusioned British soldier discovers Marcus Aurelius' "Meditations". As he devours the work's pages, the young man finds solace in the most horrid of situations.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Published: 11/18/2019
Edelweiss for Emily reviews
In a future where humanity has discovered that reincarnation exists and that past lives of individuals can be discovered, courts now have the power to punish people for terrible acts they committed during their past lives. At the center of this is a seven-year-old girl named Emily, who it's discovered is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. As the masses clamor for her blood, a lawye
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2019 - Complete
Higher Bribery
A humorous poem written about the college admissions bribery scandal
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Complete
But Why Him?
A young man's life goes into turmoil when he discovers that the woman he loves is dating someone he hates. In a fit of jealously and rage, he attempts to break them up, as his obsession only grows stronger and more dangerous.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,462 - Published: 3/11/2019
Rap Battle: LT vs BLT
A poem written as a rap battle between Little Foot (The Land Before Time) and The Brave Little Toaster (The Brave Little Toaster)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Published: 2/22/2019 - Complete
Lethal Diplomacy
A poem based on the Movie Lethal Weapon 2
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Published: 1/2/2019
A House To Myself reviews
A Christmas poem based on the movie Home Alone
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
A Nakatomi Christmas
A Christmas poem based on the movie Die Hard
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
They Call Me Carlos Danger
A poem written from the perspective of former congressman Anthony Weiner
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 12/10/2018 - Complete
Ode of an Electric Rodan
A poem told from the perspective of Pikachu
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Published: 9/14/2018 - Complete
Forrest Woke
A poem written from the perspective of Forrest Gump if he had the self-awareness to clearly understand his experiences
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Complete
As If!
A poem told from the perspective of Cher Horowitz, the main character from the movie Clueless.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Complete
A Contest Between Men of Virtue
At a cafe in Heaven, famous thinkers Voltaire, Rousseau, Marcus Aurelius, Virgil and Aristotle engage in a contest to determine who is the most virtuous among them. The contest is based upon who can accumulate the most likes over a social media platform.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Complete
The Kumite Kid
A poem written from the perspective of Jean-Claude Van Damme's character in Bloodsport
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Complete
Did you see the Leprechaun? reviews
A poem inspired by the leprechaun incident which took place in Crichton, Alabama in 2006. Watch this if you don't remember. /watch?v nda OSWeyn8
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2018
48 Minutes for the Next 48 Years
A poem from the perspective of Jonathan "Mox" Moxon, the main character from the movie Varsity Blues.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Complete
Where Them Tree Stars At? reviews
A poem told from the perspective of Little Foot, from The Land Before Time, if he was allowed to speak freely.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2018
Ode of a Lowly House Elf reviews
A poem told from the perspective of Dobby, a house elf from the Harry Potter series.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Complete
Master Bruce, You're Acting Like a Lunatic Again reviews
A poem told from the perspective from Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne's aka Batman's Butler
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2018 - Complete
How About Dorsia?
A poem told from the perspective of Patrick Bateman from the movies (book) American Psycho
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Published: 7/27/2018 - Complete
The Baddest Dong Around
A poem told from the perspective of Dog The Bounty Hunter
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 7/26/2018 - Complete
I Can't Go To College a Virgin reviews
A poem told form the perspective of Jim Levenstein, a character from American Pie.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Complete
So You Thought I'd Be Bigger
A poem told from the perspective of Dalton, the protagonist from the movie Road House.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Complete
Cosmic Joyride reviews
Three teenage aliens get bored one night and decide to do what bored adolescent aliens do, travel to earth and mess with humans
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2018
Under the Red Hook: How Joseph McCarthy Saved Neverland reviews
On Christmas Eve, 1954, disgraced U.S. Senator, Joseph McCarthy, discovers Tinkerbell and an intoxicated Peter Pan in his home. When he learns from them that Neverland is in trouble, he lends the dynamic dual his services in order to stop the dastardly Captain Hook and save the day!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2018
Smokeshow Inferno reviews
Claudio, a young man from Scottsdale, Arizona, discovers the Instagram account of a model by the name of Cathy Agrippa. She is the most ravishing, beautiful woman he has ever laid eyes upon. Claudio becomes more and more obsessed with her, sacrificing his career, friends and family just so he look at her for hours on end. As his fixation strengthens, Claudio begins to notice some s
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Complete