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Joined 09-10-01, id: 110028, Profile Updated: 02-26-13
Author has written 16 stories for Young Adult, General, and Romance.

I'm not a writer, but I like to pretend.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
If the Shoe Fits by Chasing Skylines reviews
When Adam threw himself off a bridge, he thought that was it. Game over, done deal, the end. But then there was the world's best Jesus impersonator, a unicorn with dreadlocks, and a gun in a shack in a desert in the middle of nowhere, and Adam did not remember dying of an overdose of magical marijuana. If this was once upon a time, it was the worst fairy tale ever. M/M.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013
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That Whole Twin Thing reviews
You were supposed to be Jack Kerouac, but a bullet to your brain at age sixteen ended that dream. A companion piece to "You're Too Wonderful to Die". November WCC entry.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
Bleach reviews
Disinfect the mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Complete
Informed Consent reviews
Julian is a professional slacker and part time human guinea pig who signs up for a clinical trial that isn't what it seems.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013
The Blessed Virgin reviews
"After missing two periods in a row, I finally accept that I am pregnant with the second coming of Christ. "
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Hypomania reviews
A summer trip in madness.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013
Three Point Play reviews
It doesn't feel like just hooking up when it's your best friend, when it's a huge fucking secret like this. When he kisses me goodnight like we're dating. How the hell could I not feel like this? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Passive Aggressive reviews
Angela and Nick aren't together, and they're never going to be. That's just how it goes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Like, How You Are reviews
A story of loneliness and acceptance, or something like it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
College Material reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
My Mathematical Mind reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Identity Disturbance reviews
Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004
You're Too Wonderful to Die reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
This Isn't About Rape and Murder reviews
"This," Andrea says, "is a gun." She smiles. "For those of us more special than others."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
This Won't Mean a Thing Come Tomorrow reviews
But I love the way you'd roll excuses off the tip of your tongue... Alex and Mike share a possibly final friendly moment
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Complete
Concentrated on Falling Apart reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy name Mike who liked to count the bones in his rib cage through his shirt.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete
Maybe I Should Hate You For This reviews
She pulled away at a nail with a rough yank from her teeth, bringing skin with it. She licked away the blood that'd begun to pool, and pondered shaving her hair off...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Complete