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Joined 09-10-01, id: 110028, Profile Updated: 03-24-15
Author has written 23 stories for Young Adult, General, and Romance.

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Dorado by lookingwest reviews
Harlow's brother is haunting her from beyond another galaxy, while Knox is doing all he can to stay alive. Oda just wishes she could leave the boring moon for the Mars colonies - that is, until she meets Harlow and learns to actually appreciate the boredom.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/20/2014
Behold The Ruins Of Christmas by tragedyspectre reviews
Entry for the November 2014 WCC.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
If the Shoe Fits by Chasing Skylines reviews
When Adam threw himself off a bridge, he thought that was it. Game over, done deal, the end. But then there was the world's best Jesus impersonator, a unicorn with dreadlocks, and a gun in a shack in a desert in the middle of nowhere, and Adam did not remember dying of an overdose of magical marijuana. If this was once upon a time, it was the worst fairy tale ever. M/M.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013
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Nice Girls reviews
Mica is an almost dangerously bored fifteen year old girl who thinks she's got the world figured out. Her perception is challenged when she meets Jonah, and chaos, confusion, and hormones abound.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/25/2014
Animal Models (Perfusion) reviews
Learned helplessness as an animal model of depression.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Complete
MDDG reviews
If real life is a romantic comedy, the manic pixie dream girl is actually bipolar and the movie script ending is maybe not what you pictured. For the February WCC at the Review Game.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
Bus Thoughts reviews
For the November WCC at the Review Game.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Complete
4:44 reviews
Something big is going to happen, any second now. For October WCC at the Review Game.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/7/2014
White Privilege reviews
Dex has to go through life as a blond, blue eyed black person. It's not so easy, okay? (Light SLASH)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014
No Curtains reviews
You can't save me, baby. For September WCC.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
Gone reviews
November WCC entry.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
Bleach reviews
Disinfect the mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Complete
Informed Consent reviews
Julian is a professional slacker and part time human guinea pig who signs up for a clinical trial that isn't what it seems.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013
The Blessed Virgin reviews
"After missing two periods in a row, I finally accept that I am pregnant with the second coming of Christ. "
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Hypomania reviews
A summer trip in madness.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Three Point Play reviews
It doesn't feel like just hooking up when it's your best friend, when it's a huge fucking secret like this. When he kisses me goodnight like we're dating. How the hell could I not feel like this? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Removed reviews
Gone.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Like, How You Are reviews
A story of loneliness and acceptance, or something like it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
College Material reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
My Mathematical Mind reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Identity Disturbance reviews
Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004
Memories Worth Protecting reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
This Isn't About Rape and Murder reviews
"This," Andrea says, "is a gun." She smiles. "For those of us more special than others."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
This Won't Mean a Thing Come Tomorrow reviews
But I love the way you'd roll excuses off the tip of your tongue... Alex and Mike share a possibly final friendly moment
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Complete
Concentrated on Falling Apart reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy name Mike who liked to count the bones in his rib cage through his shirt.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete
Maybe I Should Hate You For This reviews
She pulled away at a nail with a rough yank from her teeth, bringing skin with it. She licked away the blood that'd begun to pool, and pondered shaving her hair off...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Complete