Author has written 5 stories for Essay, Life, Biography, and Fantasy.
Hi! I'm Klaudie.
I am but a smol, smol bean in a big, big world.
Also I like to read.
Name: Klaudie. Klaudia. My name isn't actually Klaudie/Klaudia but I've taken to using that name as a bit of an alias on the internet.
Nickname: Klaudie/Klaudia. Inky. Whatever floats your boat.
Age: I'm a teen. 'Nuff said.
Languages: Fluent in English, Bullshit, and Memes. Trying to learn Spanish and German. Also taking courses in Dutch, Italian, and French, but concentrating on Spanish and German first and foremostly. Maybe going to start courses in other languages someday, once I'm better at the ones I'm currently trying to learn.
Nationality: American. I typically live in the state of Denial, but you didn't hear that from me.
Skin Color: I'm one of the palest pale people that you'd ever meet. Think a cross between Prussia and Canada-level pale.
Hair Color: Brown. Just brown. The author in me wants to be more descriptive, but the me in me is lazy.
Eye Color: Hazel-Green. The color tends to shift depending on what I'm wearing and what kind of lighting I'm in.
Siblings: I have a lovely older half-sister who I frequently fangirl with and a younger brother who steals my books sometimes. I steal his in return.
Profession: Full-time student, eternal insomniac, unhealthy workaholic.
Hobbies: Writing. Drawing. Brainstorming character designs. Ice-skating. Learning languages. Desperately trying to improve my flexibility so I can ice-skate better. Sewing. Painting. Arts and crafts in general. Singing. Learning history.
Likes: Books, anime, Hetalia, fandoms, sarcasm, satire, history. My dog.
Dislikes: Being social with people I don't know well. I can't do it. For someone who ice-skates, I'm not all that athletic. Skating is literally the only exception to this rule. Sorry.
Tends to: Apologize a lot.
Disorders: Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD). I also have anxiety that manifests in many forms, mostly in public speaking and being social. Prone to panic attacks and mental breakdowns. If you want to ask me about it, go ahead and shoot.
Accounts: I have an account on Fanfiction.net here and an account on Archive of Our Own here. I post under the username Klaudie on Archive of Our Own and under the username Inky-Paws on Fanfiction.Net.
If you have a question, feel free to PM me.
My stories tend to be pretty... sadistic. I'm a very cruel author who takes delight in the tears of my... children. (characters.) *giggles awkwardly*
On that note, I'll probably mostly write twisted but semi-applicable stories to real life, mostly about issues that I personally deal with such as stress, anxiety, etc. (I vent through my writing. It's comforting for me.) I might post the occasional one-shot, maybe a long-running story or two. I might post the occasional essay written for class that I kinda liked. I wouldn't expect frequent updates or posts or anything of that nature though.
Am I Alive: No. Who are you kidding? I died inside long ago when I entered writing-hell. Now I am a literal writer-demon-thing. On a more serious note, I do try to post once or twice a month as a kind of personal goal but school hits me like a bullet train and between homework, studying, sewing, ice-skating, etc., there's no real guarantee that I'll always be able to post. Updates will be infrequent but occurring.