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Author has written 5 stories for Sci-Fi, and Essay.

And in the fullness of time, the prophecy must be fulfilled and the Hawklords shall return to smite the land. And the dark forces shall be scourged, the cities razed and made into parks. Peace shall come to everyone. For is it not written that the sword is key to Heaven and Hell?

-The Saga of Doremi Fasol Latido

Pretty much, I write essays and crap. The line between the two is not always clear.

Feel free to ignore any essays you come across by me. They're junk. And mostly not edited as much as I should. If they have a bunch of crap jokes and TV references, means I haven't done as much editing as if I was submitting it to a prof or anybody. So they're junk.

Same with the stories, but at least people find those marginally entertaining!

Oh dear lord. I have a sense of humor. I've committed the mortal sin of our time.

We were born to go, and leave no star unturned. We were born to blaze a new clear way through space. We were born to go, we're never turning back.

-A Space Ritual

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Murder Day by Trent Ryan Katzenberger
Murder Day is a story about two sad youths struggling against their own issues and those they have with each other in addition to running up against societies unwillingness to change and the grinchy feelings that the more corporate side of the real world holiday season can engender in people.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22 - Complete
The Martian You by Turtl3sallthewayd0wn
Sam is sent to Mars for a new job contract, but what he finds there will change his life forever.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18
All Together Now by Noble Imperative reviews
An ever-expanding collection of drabble-length poems I've done. Most recent: You asked for it, Nace! Due to the nature of this fic, it will always be labeled complete. Can be slightly fandom-inspired at times.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Complete
Bring Me Home by Noble Imperative
A soldier longs for the peace of his hometown. . .
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Complete
Clasp the Light Tightly by DarkDreamer3 reviews
"Clasp the light tightly in your hands, my child...let it be your sword..."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Ed's Discount Rhymes by Ed Harley reviews
Unreasonable thoughts at a reasonable price
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012
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The Letter reviews
One of eight astronauts, the first humans on a to reach and explore another star system, gets a letter from the company upon her return from her interstellar voyages. In it, she learns the true nature of the company she has pledged her very life to...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22
Paperclips in a Digital Age reviews
Chronicling the voyage of the military spaceship "Crown of Creation," on a four year journey to a small, distant, and uninhabited planet with the mission to establish a fortified base there and keep the strategic location out of the enemy's hands. However, traveling alongside them at maximum speed is an enemy vessel. Category: soap opera.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/19
Fashionably Late reviews
The Milky Way is known by thousands of names. Once each race gets a visit from the Milky Way's interstellar welcome committee, they realize there are many names for their home and even more neighbors in it. It's the job of the Interstellar Welcome Committee to bring new worlds into the fold on friendly terms - so far with a 100% success rate. And then Earth showed up.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22
The Prince (and duke and the king and the other guy) reviews
A detailed, drafty dialogue detailing the delightful, diabolical, and even daring lives of the diverse dudes Machiavelli discussed in his dashing debut, "The Prince." ... Brief bios on everyone in "The Prince;" who they were and how they fit into the treatise.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2
Brainstorm reviews
A student of aerospace engineering who failed algebra three times in high school, a rambunctious cyborg with attention problems, forty-odd years' experience in rule-breaking between them. Add to that a spaceship that can take them anywhere in the universe at just below light speed. Hundreds of years to get anywhere isn't an option; obviously, somebody had to break a rule of nature.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28