thecrazystorywriter14
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Joined 11-21-17, id: 1104154, Profile Updated: 07-12-18
Author has written 1 story for Mystery.

Hello. My name is thecrazystorywriter14, but you can call me CrazyWriter. I am a FanFiction author (my profile link is here) but this profile serves mainly as a place to inform you of my existence on this site. I may write a story or two, but such writing will be critically rare and prospective.

THIS PROFILE EXISTS MAINLY TO REVIEW AND GIVE INSIGHT ON OTHER STORIES WITHIN THIS SITE.

My business email is crazywriter.business@gmail.com. My business email is solely used to send me messages, suggestions, or for other reasons without using FanFiction private messaging, but please keep it appropriate. Any unwanted emails sent to me will be marked as spam. If you send me a message through my business email, I will not share your email address with anyone. Thank you for your cooperation.

Please note this profile is currently under construction and will be fully up and running within the week.


THE ACTIONS AND PRACTICES OF THECRAZYSTORYWRITER14

by thecrazystorywriter14

v1 - EDITED 11/22/17 AT 1:19 (UTC)

SECTION I - MEDICAL AND MEDICINAL CONTENT

For over twelve years, I have been self-educating myself on medical knowledge. In nearly every story produced, there will be medical knowledge, information, and/or moments contained, where the characters are hospitalized, operated on, diagnosed, or treated medicinally, or a combination. Most of the medical knowledge comes from my own knowledge but is confirmed by medical books before the chapter is published. Organs may be mentioned also. This means I might mention "throwing up" in a K-plus rated story, and I think it is K-plus appropriate, but some others don't because my mind operates as a medical professional. Any "graphic" content is mildly described and therefore, at the most, is a completely normal function.

SECTION II - ABSTINENCE OF M-RATED CONTENT AND PROFANITY

Being a writer, I know that many writers find a fascination with sexual, lewd, inappropriate, vulgar, or profane actions, words, or behaviors located in their stories. I kindly assure you that there never will be sexual, lewd, inappropriate, or vulgar words or behaviors located in my stories, including sexual intercourse, molestation, raping, sexual, lewd, or vulgar comments, or otherwise disapproving sexual behavior, nor is the simple mentioning of sexual actions, sexual orientation, molestation, raping, or sexual comments of the aforementioned included in my stories, including jokes, implications, and 'fade-to-black' scenes. If you came here for the aforementioned content, you are definitely in the wrong place. Please note that I am also against any cussing, swearing, cursing, profanities, blasphemies, expletives, obscenities, or otherwise any taboo language or actions. I also do not use any profane, obscene, or vulgar jokes in any portion of any story I am planning to write.

SECTION III - LITERARY ROMANTIC PRACTICES

Please heed that the romantic actions included in my stories do not include all sexual actions in Section II, including sexual, lewd, inappropriate, or vulgar words or behaviors, including sexual intercourse, molestation, raping, sexual, lewd, or vulgar comments, or otherwise deploring sexual behavior, nor is the unadulterated mentioning of sexual actions, sexual orientation, molestation, raping, or sexual comments of the aforementioned included in my stories, including jokes, implications, and 'fade-to-black' scenes. Any romantic practices in my stories will remain at a minimum and will never develop into the forbidden topics mentioned above, and in full in Section II.

SECTION IV - PUBLISHING AND MANUSCRIPT LENGTH

Next, I would like to inform you that I regularly edit chapters that have been previously released, indicating that I try to improve my stories through careful editing and release them as identical chapters with improved content. Note that the update date (under my stories) do not update if I replace chapters with edited versions.

Finally, all singular chapters I write have a minimum of 500 words, and I rarely exceed 6,500 words per chapter. On the basis of entire story length, I do not write two-liner stories, as my minimum story length is 500 words, and a maximum is yet to be set, as many of my stories have not exceeded 40,000 words.

SECTION V - COMMITMENT TO PRESENT TENSE

Upon discovering a major issue in my writing early June of 2017 - combining tenses - I committed to writing my stories strictly in the present tense. This may seem queer, but present tense affixes a sense of now to the story. This makes the story seem to flow better in my mind and assist in moving the story along, like fiber in one's diet. Present tense is fairly easy to write and additionally, allows me to carp the habit of passive tense (the road is crossed by the chicken instead of the chicken crosses the road). Finally, present tense incorporates reality into my characters, making them fit better into reality than if I would use my characters in past tense stories. According to my research, present tense was the norm a hundred years ago and past tense stories were quite rare, and a sudden switch occurred that somehow rearranged the two, making past tense commonplace. I feel that this normality of the 20th century should return.

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Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10 - Complete