DarkHumorInHumanForm
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Joined 12-31-17, id: 1106112
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, General, and Humor.
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Loving Death by fantasytolife reviews
When Aphrodite loses the mortal who has confiscated her heart to death, the Goddess of Love pleads that Hades return him to her. However, because of the two Gods' bitter history and Hades' strict devotion to his responsibilities the God of Death denies Aphrodite. Grief stricken the Goddess vows to exact revenge, but unexpected are the terrible consequences of her actions.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 2/18/2018
A Canvas of Light and Dark by Slothful One reviews
A short, but incomplete and ever growing, collection of poems written over the years on varying subjects that catch my interest. Mostly free verse, but not exclusively so.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 7/16/2018
Reaper by CapturedMind1991 reviews
When several children mysteriously fall ill and die, the medical staff at the Riverbend General Hospital don't know what to make of it. When the trickle of patients young and old won't dry up, they know they need expert assistance. Meanwhile, a teenager with a lack of empathy takes a morbid interest in the case.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 2/27/2018
It Hurts by chuuyazai reviews
Just a type of poem about the pain of being in pain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2018 - Complete
There Is No Death For The Dreamers by LeagionFear reviews
Trying out yet another new rhyme scheme
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2018 - Complete
Beyond the Forest Edge by Zane Nassour reviews
Growing up in a small village on the edge of the forest, Anne has always followed the towns most important rule: Do not enter the forest. For everyone knows that beyond the Forest Edge, darkness resides, and in that darkness, immortal creatures dwell. Fairies. This story shouldn't really be horror, but it's more horror than something else. Mainly, it's fantasy, it's kind of general
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2018
Ace of Spades, Card is red by Synthey
You just do, the others say.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Complete
Closed for Christmas by hannahisnotarealperson
Two co-workers joking around at closing time on Christmas Eve, perhaps leading to a little more than good-natured teasing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016
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Who cares about the universe?
Pizza matters more to me than the possibility of alien life.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 4/26/2019
The Sky Above Us reviews
"Stars, hide your fires.' The stars are burning and the sun boils seas... And we still look upon them and see them as lovely.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Complete
Lethal Beauty reviews
"Skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony."...She looked like a walking nightmare. But really, she was something much worse. What if Snow White's pale skin resembled not snow, but that of a corpse? If she had had lips as red as the blood she spilled and hair as black as the night sky? What if her cottage deep in the forest was really a prison?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 2/26/2018
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