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Joined 01-17-18, id: 1106983, Profile Updated: 05-24-18
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, Essay, Young Adult, and Thriller.

Lovely to meet you.


Find me on ao3 and fanfiction under the same name.


I haven't abandoned A Werehuman's Guide to the Stars yet. I just need to figure when and where I accidentally set the story.

The intent was always to choose a pre-Christian Russia where the old gods are worshipped, mostly so I can make a story that romanticizes travel and appreciation of other cultures. It'll piss off white nationalists.

If you live in the United States, surprise! White nationalists in Europe like Paganism. Blech.

Setting the story in Russia with heavy use of wolves and making it gay was also a major factor. The Volki (wolves) are a Russian biker gang. They love Putin, beat up gay people, and helped seize Crimea. I don't like them.

So now I need to find an area of Russia that includes steppe for farming and worshipped Veles before Prince Vladimir converted to Byzantine Christianity. This means it has to be between 100 AD and 1000 AD. As for geographic location, modern day Ukraine would seem like an appropriate choice, but implying that Ukraine is Russia makes me want to punch a hole through the Kremlin.

Most importantly of all, Russia did not exist as a single nation until the 1300s. It was a coalition of tribal territories, none of whom spoke Russian. Except the Kievan Rus' who spoke a sort of proto-Russian. That's going to be an anachronism.

Bottom line: I have work to do. Suggestions are welcome.


The Damascened Beast has been submitted for publication. Tropes Publishing House creates anthologies of works pertaining to fanfiction tropes and this July's ensemble is on soulmates. If you have original fiction, fanfiction, or art related to soulmates, you could have it published too.

I am known to stealth edit, so don't worry if you go back to read and something looks strange. Your memory is fine.


Edit: The Damascened Beast was not accepted into the anthology, but I did receive the nicest rejection letter a writer could hope for. The next topic is due to be announced this September, so keep your eyes peeled and your pen ready.


If you haven't already, leaving a comment with criticism gives me the chance to write stronger stories the next time. Remember, a comment with criticism from someone who read two paragraphs tells me more than insincere praise from someone who read the whole thing.


Favorite kind of story: character-driven adventure

Least favorite: novels that would have been better as fables


I'm in World of Fantasy now.

https://www.fictionpress.com/forum/World-Of-Fantasy/16916/1/0/

Make a character and play with me. I'm a gnome with a vain streak.


Au lycée, j'ai fait quatre années de français, mais j'ai la mémoire d'un ananas. Soyez patient(e), s'il vous plait.


日本語を分かるでも少しだけ。小さい言葉ください。

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Oh, Pioneers by The Chocolate Cake reviews
The military spaceship, on a four year journey to establish a foothold on a distant planet, is the first near-light-speed manned mission in history. That's wholly unimportant. What is relevant is their soap opera of problems; the undead, a backtalking spaceship, the ever-present fact that they all low-key hate each other... Short little microchapters. T only for language.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 1/19
Tidbits by She Who Loves Pineapples II reviews
A handful of short works, school assignments, and freewrites that don't deserve to be their own book.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Complete
Le Madonna et une Phoenix by Michal Claire reviews
Short fantasy story about a man who visits a cemitary to recieve a new body. Staring our John; a french canadian cancer patiant. Syringa: A lovely woman who helps bring people new bodies. Noiretori: A crow who does all the work. and Mr doctor: (Original huh?) In this short play, filled with Hope, excitement and that which everybody wants and needs, a happy ending.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/30 - Complete
Réponse à Existe t-il une écriture de Femme by zigaudrey reviews
Ma réponse complète d'un débat à la Médiathèque de Béziers le soir de 20 janvier 2018.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Complete
The Mathematician by Brazen Word reviews
Some proofs aren't trivial.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
The Dormant Heart by Joaquim A. Pinho reviews
A short story. if you were born with two hearts but only one beat, would you seek answers to know why the other one was there? Still, dormant. There is a place where everybody is born with two hearts, each had a different function. But our main character was not born there. Discover his life and two hearts before its too late.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
In the House of Jaques Boucher by feanorusrex reviews
A young girl meets Jehanne d'Arc and is enchanted by her. Cover Image painted by me.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
A Woman's Adventure by Puffgirl1952 the 2nd reviews
A short story written in poem form; Read and Review...THIS IS A TWO-PART SHORT STORY!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
Cause by Testament to Youth in Verse reviews
I’m sorry, but I missed the revolution, Sylvia Rivera
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
I Do Believe In Faeries by Solemn Coyote reviews
This is a story about faeries, but without the usual wings, fluff, and sparkles. In fact, it's downright mundane. Perhaps this is an antifairytale.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
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The Magic Anthology of Mayhem and Misfits reviews
Short stories of the fantastic, the fair, and the fed up with your funny business. Think of these as backstories for Dungeons and Dragons characters. Flash fiction. PM if you'd like me to cover your favorite creature.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 1/21
A Werehuman's Guide to the Stars reviews
Shura loved being a human. She could turn pages and read maps of stars. She could speak, and humans would understand exactly what she wanted. Most of the time. Femslash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/26
Where is Noah Hideyoshi?
Theo White comes home after a long day at the office only to find his wife is being held hostage by the Red Leaves, a small crime syndicate. They're looking for Noah Hideyoshi, former thief of the Bull Mob, who has ties to Theo. Theo's only ever been a pencil-pusher, but how much does he really know?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Published: 7/13
Rachel Stoakes the Resident Assistant
Dear diary, Harriet was having trouble getting out of her seat in the cafeteria, so the cook called me to help her. When I arrived she said, "Help me out of my seat? Do I look like I need help? Shame on you!" Then she got herself up through the sheer power of her own rage. She yelled, "And don't report me because I'll report you too!" as she waddled away on her walker.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Published: 7/8
I Am a Spider
As a lesbian, I share a spiritual connection with spiders.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
The Damascened Beast Stole Leah Fye reviews
"Hey Mom? Where do babies come from?" Cheryl stopped everything and wiped her hands clean. "Oh. Uhm. Where other babies come from, or where you come from?" A story about telekinesis, soulmates, and skeletons in the closet. Second draft has been uploaded.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/17 - Complete
How to Impersonate Me on Fictionpress reviews
You might notice that patterns are emerging in my portfolio.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28 - Complete
The One Time I Didn't Kill A Bug reviews
When I was a child raised in an Evangelical Christian church, pastors would ask if I'd ever felt God. Can't say I have, but I think something looked at me once.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
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