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Joined 01-17-18, id: 1106983, Profile Updated: 05-18-20
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Essay, and Humor.

Well. I'm back. Did you miss me?


I haven't touched A Werehuman's Guide to the Stars in over half a year. No joke, I read the first chapter this morning and made a face like I walked past a tire fire. It's more rough than I remember and will be receiving a rewrite whenever I finally finish the first draft.


Find me on ao3 and fanfiction dot net under the same name.


I am known to stealth edit, so don't worry if you go back to read and something looks strange. Your memory is fine.


If you haven't already, leaving a comment with criticism gives me the chance to write stronger stories the next time. Remember, a comment with criticism from someone who read two paragraphs tells me more than insincere praise from someone who read the whole thing.


Au lycée, j'ai fait quatre années de français, mais j'ai la mémoire d'un ananas. Soyez patient(e), s'il vous plait.


日本語を分かるでも少しだけ。小さい言葉ください。

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Tidbits by She Who Loves Pineapples II reviews
A handful of short works, school assignments, and freewrites that don't deserve to be their own book.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Complete
Different and Cool FT: A Test of Island Courage by RisanF reviews
To honor a promise to his late mother, Andy journeys to an island cave in the middle of a lake, determined to come back with the spoils within. But can he take on the hoards of automaton guardians, as well as the mysterious, dark stranger?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Complete
Réponse à Existe t-il une écriture de Femme by zigaudrey reviews
Ma réponse complète d'un débat à la Médiathèque de Béziers le soir de 20 janvier 2018.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Complete
The Dormant Heart by Joaquim A. Pinho reviews
A short story. if you were born with two hearts but only one beat, would you seek answers to know why the other one was there? Still, dormant. There is a place where everybody is born with two hearts, each had a different function. But our main character was not born there. Discover his life and two hearts before its too late.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Complete
A Woman's Adventure by C. M. Brighid Bachleda reviews
A short story written in poem form; Read and Review...THIS IS A TWO-PART SHORT STORY!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
Cause by Testament to Youth in Verse reviews
I’m sorry, but I missed the revolution, Sylvia Rivera
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
I Do Believe In Faeries by Solemn Coyote reviews
This is a story about faeries, but without the usual wings, fluff, and sparkles. In fact, it's downright mundane. Perhaps this is an antifairytale.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
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A Werehuman's Guide to the Stars reviews
Shura loved being a human. She could turn pages and read maps of stars. She could speak, and humans would understand exactly what she wanted. Most of the time. Femslash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/26/2018
Central Star of My Own Sphere
Sometimes I have no choice but to obey my impulses, which means reading Elizabethan poetry and idioms invented by Shakespeare for hours. This occasionally leads to creativity. Originally left as a comment on If You Die in Hamlet You Die in Real Life by LieutenantSaavik on ao3.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 10/26/2018 - Complete
The Magic Anthology of Mayhem and Misfits reviews
Short stories of the fantastic, the fair, and the fed up with your funny business. Think of these as backstories for Dungeons and Dragons characters. Flash fiction. PM if you'd like me to cover your favorite creature.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/21/2018
I Am a Spider
As a lesbian, I share a spiritual connection with spiders.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Complete
The Damascened Beast Stole Leah Fye reviews
"Hey Mom? Where do babies come from?" Cheryl stopped everything and wiped her hands clean. "Oh. Uhm. Where other babies come from, or where you come from?" A story about telekinesis, soulmates, and skeletons in the closet. Second draft has been uploaded.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Complete
How to Impersonate Me on Fictionpress reviews
You might notice that patterns are emerging in my portfolio.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Complete
The One Time I Didn't Kill A Bug reviews
When I was a child raised in an Evangelical Christian church, pastors would ask if I'd ever felt God. Can't say I have, but I think something looked at me once.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Complete
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