Edgar Thorne
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Joined 01-19-18, id: 1107124, Profile Updated: 01-20-18
Author has written 11 stories for Romance, Horror, Sci-Fi, Play, Fantasy, General, Young Adult, and Thriller.

Here's a story. Back when I made my Fanfiction account nearly 7 years ago, I promised myself I'd do the right thing and write original works-- in other words, I'd make an account on this site. It took me seven years to amass a great body of original work, and I haven't actually written any of the novels I said I would write. I do love writing, though, when I can find the time (busy university student who constantly puts creative work on the back burner to tend to more pressing engagements). Over the years I've dabbled in poetry, novel writing, short stories, and, most recently, script writing. I also edit on the side.

I'm your typical nerd, y'all. I'm a musician, a hobby artist and photographer, a terrible actor and decent film editor (I'm called Shakespeare Trash on Youtube; feel free to check me out!), an avid reader and researcher, a martial artist and fencer, and a massive crack shipper. I enjoy Shakespeare, weapons, British television and film, Bollywood film, classical literature, music in all forms, autumn weather, trail running, fucking around on the Internet, and making really bad non-PC jokes.

Enjoy! Or don't. You're entitled to your opinion, and constructive criticism is always appreciated. Flames, however, will be laughed at and resolutely ignored. Anyone who tries to tell me that I don't know how to speak English will receive the same derogatory treatment. You're welcome, however, to tell me I don't speak Spanish, because those two Spanish short stories I tried to write in high school and shamelessly posted are probably riddled with errors.

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26 reviews
"'How to get rid of your boyfriend.' There were...so many results. At least two 13-step wikiHows. Myriad articles from as many websites: girly blogs, fashion hubs, . Youtube videos, Reddit threads- all meant to help girls push their men away, break their hearts. But nothing, not one hit out of 2,600,000 said anything about taking their lives."
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
Tell, Don't Show
"I though breaking up with you would be easy."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
Assorted Hint Fiction reviews
A collection of stories told in 25 words or less.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
Worlds Collide
"She's been out there for hours."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Published: 1/29 - Complete
Null And Void
"You watch. Wait. What will it take, to tip you over your edge? Now that, I don't know. Can't know. But perhaps you do...yes. Yes, I think so. Someday, my dear, you won't be able to hide from it. It will come for you."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Published: 1/29 - Complete
The Dragon's Heart
"I am he you seek to vanquish in dreams, he you seek to escape in your waking world above. I am the Serpent, the Midnight Song, the soul's Shadow, Incarna Malor. Will you bow to me, servants of your worm king, before you bind me with iron, silence the spells that breathe life into my veins as they rob it from yours? Before you take from me my only joy, my only light, my only hope?"
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Published: 1/24 - Complete
Sparring Ring of Ideologies
"No place on Earth makes me feel more alive than the sparring ring. It is a place of both severing duality and reverberating emptiness, a place made vibrant and volatile by the circling and leaping and kicking and punching of adversaries: eyes locked, lips drawn back in panting breaths and savage snarls, hearts pounding to a single rhythm, a single pulse, a single fire."
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Published: 1/24 - Complete
Zugunruhe: The Underground
"They know we want their wings, but they smell the meat on us, rotten, worn-out human meat, see, an' they just fly away. Keep their secrets to themselves, like. We're not worthy. Not you, or me. Tied down is what we are, and you kin just bet they're up there laughing'."
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
El Lector de Sueños
"En el año 2791, el mundo era oscuro y frío, un páramo desolada de humo y sombra. Todos los almas y espíritus de la población habían estado apagados: nadie ya no poseía imaginación; nadie creaba, deseaba, esperaba. Nadie soñaba."
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - Spanish - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
The Siren-Song
"Sir, if you have any mercy, any pity for an injured woman, please, help me. I am spent, for I have come far, and can go no further…."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Published: 1/20 - Complete
Una Atracción Efímera reviews
Una chica descontenta. Un hombre enigmático. Ellos se encuentran con el otro en una café un sábado ahogando en lluvia, y están perdidos al otro antes de la lluvia puede limpiar su atracción.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20 - Complete