Author has written 10 stories for General, Religion, Horror, and General.
Hi, I'm Th3 Blu3 M4c4w (The Blue Macaw), I love to write poetry and hope to publish a book of it someday, but for now, I'll publish them here, I hope you enjoy them.
Now, for a bit about myself, I am christian, I was homeschooled, and I love writing poetry. If any of ya'll have sonething you'd like me to read, or write, send me a PM, and I'll do my best. If you absolutely love me so very, very much, go ahead and tell me. Who doesn't like admireres?
Now, for some quotes:
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."
"Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society want you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"Man cannot live on bread alone; he must have peanut butter."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
And now, for some jokes
Q: Why did the chicken go to the hospital? A: Because it didn't make it to the other side of the road.
My dog used to chase people on bikes a lot, I felt so bad that I fminally took his bike away
etc. etc. etc.
Who really cares about jokes and quotes anyway? Not me, that's who. And because this is my profile, there will no more of them.
Now, a little bit more about me, because I know you love me so much. .
When i was younger, my sister once stuck an entire shoe up her nose.
I'm not joking. This actually happened. Of course I'm leaving out the important fact that it was a polly-pocket shoe, but it's funnier to hear about a kid who stuck a hot-pink, high-heeled shoe up her nostril, than a kid who shoved a tiny shoe up her nose.
When I was younger, I used to go outside without shoes on. One time, as I was running outside with no shoes on my mother yelled, "SHOES (My Name Here)!" I, being a stupid kid, grabbed my shoes, but did not put them on. I ended up going to the emergency room for ripping my big toe open and getting gravel shoved up in it. The doctor thought it was broken, I knew it wasn't because it didn't really hurt very much, and I could still walk. They took an x-ray. My foot wasn't broken.
I always knew I was a genius.
And many more stories than I will include at a later date, I'm going with my family for dinner tonight. These stories will include the time I got lost in a maze, and the crazy way I found my way out, the time I dreamt the weird, but obviously not impossible future, the time I controlled the weather, and the time I predicted a robbery.
I know, THE SUSPENSE!!!
Okay, I'm back!
When I was younger, I went into this corn maze, since then, I've only been into two other mazes. My parents said, "(My Name Here), don't wander off, you'll get lost." I, being the stupid kid I was, thought I knew they way, and promptly ran off through the maze, thinking my family was following. My family wasn't following. The crazy way I found my way out? I have no idea. I remember nothing after that. For all I know, I could still be lost in the maze!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!
I once dreamt I was going to church without my glasses. I woke up, forgot my dream, went to church without my glasses. Remembered my dream, and laughed myself silly.
When I was still a child, I was playing with my friend who I hadn't seen in years. We were pretending we were magic and that darkness was taking over the world. We ran outside, and, even though it was the middle of the day, it was so dark outside! The storm that followed was so horrible.
This also happened when I was younger. I went to a park with my family. She went to visit her friend who lived nearby. I said, "Mommy, what if someone steals one of our bikes?" "Don't worry, sweetheart, we won't be gone long, no one will steal our bikes." We got back, and !SURPRISE! someone stole my sibling's bike. We called the police, and I for some stupid reason HID! I was scared of the police! I don't know why.
MERRY CHRISTMAS... I mean HAPPY HOLIDAYS!;)
I was having Christmas dinner with my family, and after dinner, or, actually lunch, we played a white elephant game. (Everyone brings a mystery gift, someone takes it, next person can take the other person's gift, or take another gift. Gifts can be stolen twice. You can't take the thing you brought.) Every year people bring nice things because we are a nice family, this year, my cousin brought half a banana wrapped in saran wrap. It was hilarious for everyone but my other cousin who got it.
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