Th3 Blu3 M4c4w
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Joined 02-17-18, id: 1108510, Profile Updated: 01-21-19
Author has written 10 stories for General, Religion, Horror, and General.

Hi, I'm Th3 Blu3 M4c4w (The Blue Macaw), I love to write poetry and hope to publish a book of it someday, but for now, I'll publish them here, I hope you enjoy them.

Now, for a bit about myself, I am christian, I was homeschooled, and I love writing poetry. If any of ya'll have sonething you'd like me to read, or write, send me a PM, and I'll do my best. If you absolutely love me so very, very much, go ahead and tell me. Who doesn't like admireres?

Now, for some quotes:

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."

"Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society want you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself."

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

"Man cannot live on bread alone; he must have peanut butter."

"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."

And now, for some jokes

Q: Why did the chicken go to the hospital? A: Because it didn't make it to the other side of the road.

My dog used to chase people on bikes a lot, I felt so bad that I fminally took his bike away

etc. etc. etc.

Who really cares about jokes and quotes anyway? Not me, that's who. And because this is my profile, there will no more of them.

Now, a little bit more about me, because I know you love me so much. .

When i was younger, my sister once stuck an entire shoe up her nose.

I'm not joking. This actually happened. Of course I'm leaving out the important fact that it was a polly-pocket shoe, but it's funnier to hear about a kid who stuck a hot-pink, high-heeled shoe up her nostril, than a kid who shoved a tiny shoe up her nose.

When I was younger, I used to go outside without shoes on. One time, as I was running outside with no shoes on my mother yelled, "SHOES (My Name Here)!" I, being a stupid kid, grabbed my shoes, but did not put them on. I ended up going to the emergency room for ripping my big toe open and getting gravel shoved up in it. The doctor thought it was broken, I knew it wasn't because it didn't really hurt very much, and I could still walk. They took an x-ray. My foot wasn't broken.

I always knew I was a genius.

And many more stories than I will include at a later date, I'm going with my family for dinner tonight. These stories will include the time I got lost in a maze, and the crazy way I found my way out, the time I dreamt the weird, but obviously not impossible future, the time I controlled the weather, and the time I predicted a robbery.

I know, THE SUSPENSE!!!

Okay, I'm back!

When I was younger, I went into this corn maze, since then, I've only been into two other mazes. My parents said, "(My Name Here), don't wander off, you'll get lost." I, being the stupid kid I was, thought I knew they way, and promptly ran off through the maze, thinking my family was following. My family wasn't following. The crazy way I found my way out? I have no idea. I remember nothing after that. For all I know, I could still be lost in the maze!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

I once dreamt I was going to church without my glasses. I woke up, forgot my dream, went to church without my glasses. Remembered my dream, and laughed myself silly.

When I was still a child, I was playing with my friend who I hadn't seen in years. We were pretending we were magic and that darkness was taking over the world. We ran outside, and, even though it was the middle of the day, it was so dark outside! The storm that followed was so horrible.

This also happened when I was younger. I went to a park with my family. She went to visit her friend who lived nearby. I said, "Mommy, what if someone steals one of our bikes?" "Don't worry, sweetheart, we won't be gone long, no one will steal our bikes." We got back, and !SURPRISE! someone stole my sibling's bike. We called the police, and I for some stupid reason HID! I was scared of the police! I don't know why.

CHRISTMAS 2018!

MERRY CHRISTMAS... I mean HAPPY HOLIDAYS!;)

I was having Christmas dinner with my family, and after dinner, or, actually lunch, we played a white elephant game. (Everyone brings a mystery gift, someone takes it, next person can take the other person's gift, or take another gift. Gifts can be stolen twice. You can't take the thing you brought.) Every year people bring nice things because we are a nice family, this year, my cousin brought half a banana wrapped in saran wrap. It was hilarious for everyone but my other cousin who got it.

READ MY POETRY!!!

thanks.

The 6 Gifts - Book 1 - The One by The 6 Gifts
One in six gifts we are given in this world. Six powers that are given by Luke. We can't choose what we are given, it just comes to us by his touch on our eighteenth, and that's what we have for the rest of our lives. To live, to fight with. The gifts are this, Immortality, Invisibility, Speed, Telekinesis, Telepathy, and Flight. I wanted flight... but that's not what I got.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,836 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2018 - Complete
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Perfect Things
Please read and review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Complete
HELP ME! reviews
I know this is not allowed, but I really need help and have no way to ask it, so here is my question: How do you ask a question? Seriously. I've had this account for a while but have never asked a question because I have had nothing to ask a question about, but seriously, how do you ask a question with out breaking a rule like this? Thanks in advance. (Hopefully...)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Complete
The Monsters Under My Bed
Couplet. I don't really thin this should go in horror, but some might argue that it should, so it is here. Please read and review!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Complete
Monster's Under My Bed reviews
A poem about nightmares. Please read and review. This was kind of a spur-of-the-moment poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2018 - Complete
Tick Tock
Wasn't sure where to put this, it doesn't really fit into any of the categories given, so I put it here! Enjoy! Please read and review. (Also I rated the genres as General because none of them fit into the poem either. Sorry!)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Complete
Perfect Things Don't Last Forever reviews
They don't, sadly.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
I Miss You, I Do reviews
A sad poem. Wasn't sure where to put this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
God's Not Dead reviews
God Is Not Dead. He Lives.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Abyss
A comparison of Life without religion to life with religion. My longest poem.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Wishing Star reviews
A little poem I wrote about wishes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete