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hi everybody! my name is alex, and i made a fictionpress account where i will be reading stories (for most times) posting stories (sometimes) and reviewing. right now i don't have any fics on queue but i definitely have some ideas in mind.

the name "twinquies" (too-win-kwees) is more well known in the other side — fanfiction.net, where i post nejiten things and whatnot (if you're into that sort of thing). but yeah, in the meantime, there is nothing here. so uhh, enjoy what you find and uhh, happy reading :)

oh yeah, i have one fic up. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

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Philip vs Phillips by justmaybe reviews
The only thing standing between Cassidy Phillips and the President's seat at Crestview High was one stupid, obnoxious boy. Philip O'Brien may have stolen her first kiss, but she wasn't going to let him steal this too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,171 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Thorn in My Side by spaghetti reviews
They antagonize each other, plain and simple. They bicker and they fight and they push each other's buttons. And damn if they don't enjoy it. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
The Art of Stalking by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
In the Sudden Event of a Confrontation by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. Face-to-face battle is the hardest of all. But you're going to have to tell him you're in love with him some day.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Mint Allergies by Liya Smith reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
In the Amber Light by F. Stop Fitzgerald reviews
I don't know why watching him kiss some girl --for MY photography project, even!-- annoys me so much. But one thing's for sure, I'm not jealous. Nope. I just want an A. Really. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Ol' Blue Eyes by Emedea reviews
“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Kissing You And The Rest by SparklingA reviews
And why do we need to go to the mall today?" "To fulfill my New Year's Resolution." "Which is?" "To kiss every guy I see in the next fourteen hours." Oh, isn't life hilarious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Nude Model Needed by MaeMaes reviews
What's a girl to do when she wants to get her crush's attention? Dress up like a boy? Sneak into his shower stall? Pray for divine intervention? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Sex & Flip Cup by MaeMaes reviews
Skank. Hussy. Whore. Hell, she'd admit it. But, oh, what she wouldn't do for his kiss? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by Bomb in the Garden reviews
He had spent almost every day of the last two years with his assistant and not once had he ever seen her dressed the way she was at that very moment. She looked beautiful and sexy, and God did he just want to grab her and... // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
But You Know You Love It by Allegrezza reviews
Experiment of mine. In all dialogue. "'Ugh! Stop smirking! People are going to think you're a stalker if you keep following me around' 'Well, they're going to think you're a madwoman if you keep screaming, so we're even.'" Please R&R! Oneshot/EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Dunk 'em by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Bullshit by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "You're just scared to admit how much you want me, too." "Bullshit." "Really? Is it?" I hesitated. Was it? He took my hesitation to mean no and took another step forward, which would have been fine if there was any space to take a step.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Love by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
ONESHOT. Our lips touched, and I automatically smiled against his kiss. Then I heard the director shout ‘Cut!’, and I instantly pulled away. We may be Hollywood’s number one couple, but he was number one on my death list. That perv...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Aaron O'Conner by White Rose Blossom reviews
“In case you haven’t noticed, Erickson, we’re stuck in a goddamned hole until someone has the decency to come and find us. How about we call it a truce for one night?” I had no idea then just how much that truce would change my life. Love2HateYou contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Just Because by candii-apple reviews
Because being with him isn't just anything - it's kind of everything. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Carnival High by Le Meg reviews
Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Coat On by Pinkamoo reviews
“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
I Love it When She Lies by its.Nothing.Special reviews
You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Ridiculous by WithoutException reviews
“Hey, River,” Addison said, casually, as she lay stretched out across her friend’s couch, “Why haven’t we ever dated?” A mildly ridiculous one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Not obsessive Just curious by Pinkamoo reviews
Donnie throws his hands up in the air, looking at me like I’m mental, “Look, Dell, are you obsessive, or something? I told you not to mention it. But here you are, again, mentioning it.” :SHOUTout Response:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Caught Like a Fish by Pinkamoo reviews
I blush and he smiles, bringing me up into his arms and embracing me tightly. “You can’t hide, and you can’t run, Olivia; I caught you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
You Stole My Heart by Pinkamoo reviews
“What the hell did I steal of yours now?” I demand, annoyed to no end, but my breath catches when he fully sprawls himself over me, pinning me down and taking my head in his hands. “My heart,” he whispers and then his lips are on mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 219 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
When She Smiles by mandybeth reviews
That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Water Theory by found.eventually reviews
“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
I Love You Like by CK Shorty reviews
.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
The Dorky Idea by found.eventually reviews
“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
I Framed Roger Rabbit by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
I am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Like A Pumpkin by found.eventually reviews
“Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";“I knew it,” He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Do You Miss Me Now? by found.eventually reviews
I was going to be the 40-year-old virgin living with 20 cats, and I was happy with that plan. Well, okay, not really. But I would've, had he not stepped onto the bus that morning and asked if i'd miss him. God, the nerve of him. Fluff fluff fluff!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] I was the loser university student who still sat on Santa's lap at the mall. How was I supposed to know Santa was my age this year? After all, isn't St. Nick supposed to be an old, jolly fat man?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Hung up on You by Pinkamoo reviews
Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete