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Joined 09-14-01, id: 111111
Author has written 6 stories for General, Fable, School, Young Adult, Friendship, and Romance.

Um yeah.


between 17 and 21 somewhere...I can't quite rememeber the exact number...

brown hair- my back is never cold (thanx hair!!) School is annoying-- nonsequitur?

My name is Joe Bob and dammit! I'm CANADIAN!(:puffs out chest avec le pride:)

I'll drabble here and there, but I'm lazy so I rarely post anything.

When I do write, it's for my own amusement or just because I *had* to.

I'm often on a lot of meds (just incase you randomly wonder) so I often write when i'm incoherent and too high to safely venture out into public.

Catholic schools are admitantly: The best fun a girl will every have. I'm keeping my uniform kilt forever, and it's going to be a major kink factor in my future marriage.
Isn't that nice of me to share?

Ponies, pie and squishy co-dependancy are my main staples in life, math class can go to hell.

Cualquieres, yesta todos que ustedes necesitas sabes.

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The Noble and Fine Art of Studying
Studies gone wonderfully awry. “I have the domestic equivalent of Swarovski crystal jammed in my foot.”. -He could make this work for him. Like it owed him money. Or sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2006
Alcohol and You, How NOT to be 'kewl' reviews
yeah.. alcohol..inhibitions... need for 'kewl-ness'... peer-pressure etc. Being a kid so SO melodramatic these days.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2005
A Life
A short story about growing up, inner feelings are often more of a challange than physical feats... adulthood never seemed so far off, and your reflection can be a demon.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Published: 3/22/2005
Stress Much? reviews
Umm, an essay I did for class, the format isn't formal, it's almost rant-like. I was entertained with thoughts of stress and school so... this was born. I'm not proud. TT
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2004
A childs whispers reviews
What children are put through, a reflection of young innocence.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 8/29/2002
The Unicorns Greed reviews
A fable i wrote for class, Pyrus finds out why gloating about his beauty isn't a good thing. It may cost him his magical horn.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/29/2002