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Joined 07-02-18, id: 1114845, Profile Updated: 08-08-18
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Kids, Supernatural, and Young Adult.

I'm a member of a writing club in Real Life, where everyone else writes Mary Sues. Help me!

I'm no beta, but I beta for someone called Pansy on my Dreamwidth blog where I've uploaded some of her terrible Mary Sue stories. She thinks she's a progressive woke feminist kind of person. She isn't. She refers to transsexuals by the wrong pronoun. Hopefully she will learn.

I like writing parodies/satires about Mary Sue and Marty/Gary Stu at the moment. If you're old enough, you can read the sex parts over at my Dreamwidth blog under the third Index; and Archive of Our Own. You need to say that you're over 18 for both and click a button truthfully.

I currently write verb action and dialogue. I still have to learn to write emotion, and I do sometimes tell, but I think I've got the hang of showing. I like to write right-way round, not Mary Sues and sexism.

I like femslash, some slash, het and mixed threesomes. It does not all have to be sex, and I don't like violence in gen fic.

I like reviewing stories, but don't have any favourite stories or authors as I prefer to follow authors.

In Real Life, I like cats, reading on the Internet, right-way round meta, walking, and mild exercise like slowed down zumba and yoga. Last summer, I watched TV a lot, and I mean A LOT. I borrowed the Game of Thrones DVDs off someone and bingewatched from the beginning. This summer I plan to write a lot. I've been writing non-stop for the past week already.

I used to read Harry Potter fandom a lot too. I've seen the Lord of the Rings movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Thor Ragnarok which got me into recent Marvel movies like Infinity War and Black Panther, which I love. I also like Solo A Star Wars Story just for L3! I've also seen all of Rick and Morty online, but I'm easing back on My Little Pony Friendship is Magic this season for personal reasons. I love fanart where Twilight Sparkle is black, and Hermione Granger too. I like race-bending and queer-bending characters. Pity I can't draw!

But I can write. Hopefully you'll like it. You can find me over on and Dreamwidth as goonipers.

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T(rans) - The Wrong-Way-Round Princess
Penny is a wrong-way-round, silly, spoilt Princess at home until her Daddy has an accident and Mummy's in hospital. Can her Great Aunt Dotty look after her, or can someone else do it? Transsexual kid.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,594 - Published: 9/1 - Complete
The Party
I came across something online where people were discussing a black dude and a white chick dating with a picture of them posing with beer bottles. Some said it was racist, some said it was OK, and others were arguing. This is about some other White Chick and Black Dude who thought before they posed. Character(s) of color. Het.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Published: 8/1 - Complete
The Vampire Slasher Slayer reviews
Elizabeth finds a vampire slasher annoying the local gay scene. She helps. Gen.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22 - Complete
House & Princess Adventure
Amy and Ross play House together at home one day from school after their mum's too unwell to take them there. Later, Amy has a Princess adventure! Gen.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Published: 7/7 - Complete
Marty Stu's & Gary Stu's Wedding Night & Mpreg! reviews
Marty is pregnant when Gary marries him. This does not put him off in the slightest! Character(s) of color. Slash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/7 - Complete
Mary Sues's & A Feminist's Royal Adventure
Mary Sue is an author who one day is contacted by a Livejournal or Dreamwidth feminist who wants to beta her because She thinks she's gay. Mary Sue is in the closet, hating it, and agrees to meet! Character of color. Femslash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,047 - Published: 7/3 - Complete