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Joined 07-04-18, id: 1114947, Profile Updated: 11-06-18
Author has written 4 stories for Humor.

Hello there all Fiction Press users,

I'm 17 years old. And I created this account because I have a number of skits that I've written for school that my family have been bugging me about how good they apparently are.

So, here they are for you to read.

I admit to rewriting and expanding them when posting, but that's just because I wrote them several years ago.

Hope you enjoy,

ZM

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Fairytale of North Dorset by Warner Hedgehog reviews
A modern day rubbish fairy tale based in a warped set of Dorsetshire villages. There are now 15 chapters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2021 - Published: 8/31/2018
Random Acts of Storytelling by American Chimpanzee reviews
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 27,574 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2020 - Published: 9/28/2014
Black and Blonde by KuShiMaNi reviews
Goofy stories involving a girl and her cat. (Warning: These are pretty bad...but it was just for fun. Also, they are extremely short.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 2/22/2019
Night Shadow Classics (Original Series) - Issue 3 by The Spectacular SpiderDom reviews
When they're invited to their high school reunion in Paris, Mason discovers something odd about his old school. Meanwhile, Sydney tries to defend her boyfriend's reputation by placing his artwork in an art contest. Jerry tries to confess his feelings to Amber. And Nelson attempts to connect with an old flame. So many stories to tell, how will they come together?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2019 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Complete
Night Shadow Classics (Original Series) - Issue 2 by The Spectacular SpiderDom reviews
When one of his camping buddies ends up in the hospital, Technolocity goes with Night Shadow on a camping trip to Paris, and he proves to be a difficult camping buddy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2019 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Complete
Just My Luck by DazzLing xD reviews
One day your luck will run out. That's what I've been told, but as life would have it, I'm still pretty lucky. At least, I'm crossing my fingers to get out of these crazy predicaments with my sharp wits and good luck.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 3/16/2015
Chastity Chaste by Dougie Zerts reviews
You can't always get what you want!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Complete
Diary by WaspSt1ng reviews
When two brothers search for and read their sister's diary, they don't find what they expected. Not by a long shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Complete
Store Incident by Dougie Zerts reviews
This features one of my regular characters, whom I'm sure will be very familiar to many of you. To tell any more will spoil the story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Taming the town's youth by WaspSt1ng
After a town experiences a surge in crimes committed by teens, a new punishment is created: public humiliation. Will crime slow to a standstill, or will it rise faster than a piece of bread in an oven?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2019 - Complete
The chronicles of the Universal knights: shattered memories by Stormknight089
Hey guys, this is a parody of my story on wattpad, so you guys would get a little understanding of what my 1st story is like, and it's going to be in a just pancake version of it
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2019
A Little Dictation by Dougie Zerts reviews
A boss's attempt at seducing his secretary doesn't go according to plan! Gets a bit sexy, so rated K , just to make sure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Complete
Employee's Revenge by The Youngest Mistress reviews
Someone in a chicken suit smashes up their boss's car with a baseball bat. [Dialouge/Sound Effect Only]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2019 - Complete
A Dragon Is Born by caf reviews
A dragon was hatched. Yay. But the dragon is an a-e. Not yay.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Complete
Dating a Disney Princess by M3rcy reviews
Writing Prompt - Dating a Disney Princess
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2019
The Maid's Indiscretion by Dougie Zerts reviews
When the mistress is away, the maid will play! I see this as a scene in a 1930's comedy film. The maid could be Mexican beauty Lupe Velez, and the mistress could be Ginger Rogers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Complete
group chat by ShinerWrites
a group chat among lifelong friends
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2019
Clarence Keep by caf reviews
A week of journal entries detailing my experience and the challenges of creating the ultimate, awesomest, most terrifying, and one hundred percent impenetrable fortress.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Complete
Hodgekiss by Warner Hedgehog reviews
An advert for a wonderous product. Chapter 2 is it's successor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2019 - Complete
Sharon Starr Interview by Dougie Zerts reviews
My friend Lawton Salisbury and I came up with Sharon Starr back in the late 80's. She's a very controversial femme rocker who invokes the ire of both her record label and verious right winged groups. She's eventually found dead. Her death is ruled a suicide-OR WAS IT! This is a fake TV interview with her from circa 1988-89.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2019
Night Shadow Classics (Original Series) - Issue 1 by The Spectacular SpiderDom reviews
After putting his arch-nemesis behind bars, superhero Night Shadow wants nothing more than to have a lovely dinner with his girlfriend. Unfortunately, getting out of the supermarket in one peace is easier said than done. How will this play out?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2019 - Complete
Shampoo bandit by WaspSt1ng
Amanda's had her shampoo stolen too many times, and she plans to stop it using a more . . . colourful method than most.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Complete
Appreciate the Firefighters by The Keyboard Poet reviews
This is the reason why we must appreciate the firefighters.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Complete
2 Paths by The Keyboard Poet reviews
Be a human, not a devil.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Complete
My perfect other half by noemiluisa reviews
We would be the perfect couple: smiles, kisses and coffee.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Complete
The dangers of Vaseline by WaspSt1ng reviews
When four dogs find a tub of Vaseline on the table, they're tempted to eat it, until they hear a rather embarrassing reason why from someone who knows better.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2018 - Complete
Thrill Rider and The Quest for the Frozen Turkey by QuickShot1445 reviews
As Thanksgiving approach, Micheal S. Peterson, aka Thrill Rider, is task with one simple task; to go to the store to get a frozen turkey. However, that one task will soon turn into a quest that will take Thrill Rider and his closest friends and allies all across the dangerous land known only as Los Angeles, California. Can Thrill Rider complete "The Quest for the Frozen Turkey"?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 11/11/2018
Awkward by PassionateStylus reviews
The one question no one wants to answer: "Where do babies come from?"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Complete
A Soldier's March by The Keyboard Poet reviews
A brave soldier marches into the battlefield.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2018 - Complete
Definition: It Is What It Is by magooster reviews
Is "It" what we think it is?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Complete
From A Primitive Culture by sweetladyjane2012 reviews
An alien from outer space is in for a surprise.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Complete
the interview by herebewonder reviews
Very Short Story about superhero PR.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Complete
Arrogance is Doom, Your Majesty by The Keyboard Poet reviews
Because of his own arrogance, this king is finally ousted by his own people.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Complete
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the day everything went wrong reviews
The old house simply can't take it anymore. The family are in for a wild ride.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 9/5/2018
Lost reviews
Sequel to 'between aliens and younger brothers'. Brief summary included. Michael and Zac's spaceship crash lands in the jungles of Africa, stranding them with a troublesome Lucy and Ash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 8/22/2018
Between Aliens and younger brothers reviews
Two brothers are out on a trip when they discover an alien invasion
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Complete
Things that go bump reviews
John gets up in the night, but someone else is up too. Slight edits done.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Complete