WildChild24
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Joined 04-21-19, id: 1127100
Author has written 43 stories for General, Romance, Humor, and Humor.
Frosty the Cocaine Dealing Snowman by overactive imagination reviews
Frosty the Snowman is a wanted criminal. he is wanted in 15 states for various reasons, but mostly for illegally smuggling cocaine into the US united states and seling it. now he needs someplace to hide.... oh, a meat locker. how convenient. haha.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
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The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent Season 2: Pantsful Demon
After Lük is offended for not wearing clothes, he decides to do so, and ends up being respected
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,435 - Published: 11/27 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent Season 2: Fancy Coddin'
The staff of Are You Coddin' Me are ridiculed for not serving high class food, so they all decide to make the restaurant - and themselves - more sophisticated
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,577 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20 - Complete
TAIH & TAI S2: Lady Wingman vs the Hunktacular
Archangel Grant starts to grow a hatred of the so-called superhero, Lady Wingman, who he doesn't realize it's actually his crush Bea in disguise. So he decides to have a vigilante persona of his own.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,718 - Published: 11/13 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent S2: Pimples be blowin' up
Bea accidentally uses a serum made by her crazy scientist grampa Schmitty that causes pimples to grow rapidly, and just before getting her employee of the month picture
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,652 - Published: 11/6 - Complete
TAIH & TAI S2: Hellacious Halloween Horror in Heaven
It is Halloween, and Lük and Bea go trick-and-treating, until they are mauled by a werewolf. They are themselves transformed into werewolves, and use their transformation to scare kids into giving them their candy. Sheer genius!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,700 - Published: 10/23 - Complete
Angel In Horns & Angel Incompetent: History of the Angel-Demon Wars
A mini story about the history of the great wars between Heaven and Hell. (Sorry, folks, Lük and Bea do not appear on this one)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Lük rides with angels
Lük ends up becoming a designated chauffeur when he has to bring Bea and her old childhood friends Funiqua, Mia and Ruben on a night out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,754 - Published: 10/9 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent S2: Happy (not) by nature
When Bea makes Lük very pissed, she takes drastic measures to make him feel really happy, which works too damn well.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,636 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Faith Hurter
A faith healer arrives in Heaven and rallies the priesthood to take down Lük.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,808 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Poontang Clan
Lük and Bea form a bowling team alongside Di Aubelo, Stroodle and Horoshi to compete against the Heaven Elites in a bowling tournament.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,627 - Published: 9/18 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Father Figuring It Out
Feeling hurt when she never knew her father, Bea decides to get a father figure. But it's not what she expected.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,793 - Published: 9/12 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Our Way Or The Highway
In the Season 2 opener, Lük and Bea are tasked to deliver a giant squid sub truck
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,604 - Published: 9/11 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent Season 2 Announcement
Expect new misadventures from Heaven's (least) favorite demon-angel duo, Lük Demonson and Bea Mackmill.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 8/22 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: How it REALLY started
Here is the REAL ACTUAL story of how Lük Demonson was sent from Hell to Heaven, and how he met his future best friend in an angel named Bea Mackmill.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,096 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Hell Sweet Hell
Satan offers Lük to go back to hell. He accepts this offer, but is it what Lük really wanted? Will a friendship between a demon and angel end for good? What will be the fate of Heaven? Find out in this special story with season finale vibes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,657 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Rich Snobs
An old, rich couple are building a new mansion on Lük's land, so he and Bea do everything they can to prevent it from happening.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,934 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent mini: Hot Tub
Lūk and Bea relax on hot summer's day in a hot tub
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Bea vs Beavers
Bea might be an angel, but she sure as hell ain't no angel when it comes to her greatest hatred... of a certain buck-toothed mammal.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,447 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Grampa Schmitty
Lük and Bea go visit Bea's grampa Schmitty, who tells a story he claims to be true.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,806 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Illegal Demon
Another demon turns up in heaven, where he is hiding in disguise and ends up needing help from Lük and Bea.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,686 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: Heavenly-ish Hobo
A dumpster-living hobo named Stroodle moves in with Lük and makes Lük's life a living hell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,854 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
The Angel In Horns & The Angel Incompetent: His or HIRS
Lük has been fined 450,000,000 dollars by the Heaven Internal Revenue Service (HIRS) for failure of tax payments. He is left with no other choice but to commit a crime by breaking into a vault in a casino and steal enough cash to pay off the HIRS
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,253 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28 - Complete
Angel In Horns IMPORTANT UPDATE!
I am going to make big changes to my original idea.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 7/22 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Lady Wingman
Bea decides to become a superhero, with Lük as her feathered sidekick (which he did not agree to become) and the two patrol the streets of heaven in crazy ways.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,478 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Unlike Father, Unlike Son
When the previous Archangel Maxamillius arrives in heaven, he ends up in a multiple year-long dispute with someone he's known for many years, and Bea decides to butt in.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,730 - Published: 7/14 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Whack-a-Demon
When Lük discovers a mobile game that shows beating a demon that looks just like him. He decides to take action. But the people who made the game think of him as popular to the company.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,513 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
The Angel in Horns mini: The Infinite Game
Bea plays a game for an infinite time
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Published: 7/3 - Complete
The Angel In Horns mini: St Lük
Lük covers for St. Peter as pearly gatekeeper
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Published: 7/3 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: The Other Demon In Heaven
P. Richard Simmons is at it again. He sells another bogus product of his to Bea. When Luk finds out, he confronts him, leading up to a very shocking revelation.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,333 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Lük and Bea get a job
Lük and Bea decide to get a job at a fish restaurant owned by a giant plump man with a crazed Japanese swordsman as the only employee.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,801 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Great Evil
A reverend claims that Lük is trying to bring death and despair to Heaven, so Lük takes this matter out to court.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,106 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Assist-o-Droid
Lük gets a robot to assist him and make his life easier. But the robot might make his life harder, or have it put to an end
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,626 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29 - Complete
The Angel in Horns: See ya from A-Par
Lük challenges God to a golfing contest because God lied to him about paying him 1 million dollars
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,835 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23 - Complete
The Angel In Horns: Ocean De-Man
Lük just wants to chill out on a very hot day in heaven. When he goes to a beach, a big bowl of trouble ensues for the foul-mouthed demon
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,682 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21 - Complete
Update on future Angel in Horns stories
Here's my announcement regarding future stories of the Angel in Horns
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 5/20 - Complete
Three Rude Rats - Intimate Interruption
Lexey and Ernest try to get it on, but the damn rats keep ruining things for them, from biting to poisoning.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17 - Complete
The Angel in Horns reviews
Lüktipher Demonson, an average demon in Hell, is sent to Heaven to live there after being "fired" in Hell. Now he finds himself surrounded by angels, a red-headed simpleton, and the almighty one himself. This truly is is type of hell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9 - Complete
Three Rude Rats - Road Rage
3 rat brothers, Dolf, Kaan and Sama steal a car, owned by a bosomed beauty named Lexey, and a wild goose chase ensues.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Complete
Conor's Challenging Life
The tale of a person with autism who lives a very unsettling life
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,965 - Published: 8/12/2020 - Complete
Coronapocalypse
What life will be like if we never survived the Coronavirus Pandemic
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 7/2/2020 - Complete
Twas the Night before Xmas (18 version) reviews
A rude, R-Rated retelling of some famous Xmas poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2019
Sex with an anime woman reviews
We explore the pleasures of sexual intercourse with a beautiful, sexy Japanese animated female.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Complete
Nude car wash reviews
Erotic women open a car wash to save their sauna.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Complete