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Joined 06-26-19, id: 1129352, Profile Updated: 08-10-21
Author has written 9 stories for Historical, General, Essay, Young Adult, and Play.

Hiya there! I'm TheSultansScribe, or just TSS for short. Have a wonderful time while perusing my bio.

(Please, don't try to go into my private messaging for...uncouth reasons, yeah? Thanks.)

General Info, because why not!

Name: eh, do you really care? I'm assuming you don't.

Nationality: American.

Gender: Male.

More detailed info, because why not!

Personal chicanery? I do sure love me some history! Sports're pretty darn cool too! Have you even SEEN video games, man? No? You PLAY them? Oh, yeah, right. Mario and Luigi's my JAM, man. Persona 5, not too far off from that.

As a writer, I wish to only bedazzled and bewilder my readers in the whimsical and wowing worlds I craft with the way of the word, enthralling and enrapturing them into my stories with a sense of eagerness and passion for their satisfaction and enjoyment! Even a little provocative thought here and there.

At the same time, though, I still want them to be able to understand and digest my work of the gods (of fecal matter, presumably) in good faith!
As such,I try to maintain a balance of captivating literary detail while still not trying to come off as a total pompous smartass with my diction and storytelling, and, y'know, actually have my work be able to be read by someone who hasn't gone on Jeopardy fifty times over.
A delicate balance, sure, but one I try to uphold religiously nonetheless! (Atheism notwithstanding.)

A scattered assortment of random usernames, social media chicanery, and the like.

Email: heartsofiron6(@gmail), if you wish to send me any mails of the electronic variety! With swiftness!

Steam: Amazingman, hit me up if you want to play some...yeah, Hoi4! Maybe!

Discord: I'maHistorian, #9515.

Twitter: Contrived Resident, or ContrivedWest. Hey, look, it's this site's fandom-serenade of a sibling!
I'm CombinedSyndicates on there.

Archive of Our Own: Hey, look, redundancy! Another site for works of literary prowess (hopefully!)
I'm TheSillyScriber on there, and I upload a lot of my work on there too, just so y'know!

Youtube: Contrived Resident. I do...something on there? Mostly a commenting channel nowadays, but I do have plans to possibly narrate my stories on there sometime! If I could ever get editing software to work...and actual skill in editing, too. I shall prevail!

Completed Stories!...mostly one-offs.

The Castle Throes-Medieval (Historical), one chapter...aye.

Podium Pandemonium!-Play (Political Satire), one chapter...makes sense!

Stories in Progress...for now, anyway!

Vici, Vidi, Veni-Historical, one chapter once again...ave.

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Writing Prompt Repository: Volume Four! Summertime Spectacular!
In the last edition of glorious prompt-action for quite a while, I welcome you to take a delve into the mired complex of my 8 AM mind! With the various balls-to-the-wall description and latent stubs of storytelling on offer, I'm sure you'll find something at least...moderately enjoyable, here! 13 spectacular prompts at your reading pleasure!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Published: 7/7 - Complete
Podium Pandemonium!
There's some serious pandemonium on the political podium! A short, light-hearted theatrical satire on American political (presidential) debates and politics in general, made in the style of Eugene Ionescu's "The Bald Soprano". Fashioned out of a school project! So don't expect professional-quality or anything, but hey, I hope it's somewhat enjoyable and entertaining nonetheless!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Published: 6/22 - Complete
Time's Comfort and Coldness
A short, made-in-15-minutes response to a writing prompt based on 'the passage of time.' I hope you enjoy, for what it is!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 5/23 - Complete
Writing Prompt Repository: Volume Three! Springtime Serenade!
Prompts are arriving at your doorstep once again! Sound the alarms! Ready the battlements! Arm your dogs and cats! ...Or, just take a sit back and read away at my assortment of numerous 8 AM thoughts and philosophical diatribes. That, too.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
Writing Prompt Repository: Volume Two!
Back at it with again with a bunch of presumptively-perfectly-precisely-scrumptious prompts! A daily dozen this time, wooh, hope you'll enjoy! Somehow, someway!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Published: 1/15 - Complete
The Beauty of Hypocrisy reviews
A slightly updated little bit of philosophy I wrote a couple years back. Might make ya think a little, who knows, it's okayish diatribe I guess. Enjoy...or at least try to! Actually, don't. That's the beauty of hypocrisy, folks.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2020 - Complete
Writing Prompt Repository: Volume One!
Hello there! Care to indulge in quite a few of my prompts from the glories of English class? The very inner workings of my mind, a deep delve into someone's psyche if there ever was one... Yeah, I'm pretty damn weird. And I probably try way too hard to impress/humor people. Doesn't mean I don't try? A batch of 16 short (but hopefully sweet) prompts. Enjoy, if you so desire!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2020 - Complete
Vici, Vidi, Veni reviews
The accounts of a Roman general and statesman as he carves out his own place in the Ancient World through political wit, military discipline and a merciless will to succeed. Throughout his trials and tribulations, an intriguing picture of the Ancient Mediterranean is made, and all the bells and whistles of war and intrigue going along with that.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2020
The Castle Throes
A Castle is like a well-oiled machine. Sometimes, though, that machine can have some kinks in it.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Published: 11/16/2019 - Complete