Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, Thriller, Action, and Horror.
My name is Vilda, and I'm a 14 year old atheistic girl. My interests include writing (duh), hanging out with friends, watching shows, baking, and dancing.
I'm in Ravenclaw and my patronus is a ragdoll cat. In Ilvermorny I'm a Horned Serpent.
I also have an account on FanFiction. Same username and same profile picture, so I'm not hard to find. There I write stories for three fandoms.
1: Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn. My main fandom there. I've written 5 stories, and I have a oneshot collection for NRDD.
2: A Series of Unfortunate Events. My second fandom. I've got 2 stories and a oneshot collection for ASOUE.
3: Harry Potter. I've only got one story for HP, and I don't think I will write more.
My favorite shows & movies
Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, & Dawn
The Umbrella Academy
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Pirates of The Caribbean
My favorite characters in these shows & movies
Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, & Dawn: Nicky
Gravity Falls: Mabel
The Umbrella Academy: Number Five
A series of unfortunate events: A lot of them, here's the list; Duncan, Quigley, Isadora, Sunny, Count Olaf, Carmelita, Esmé
Stranger Things: Mike, Eleven, Max, Mews, Tews, Robin
Harry Potter: Luna Lovegood
Pirates of The Caribbean: Jack Sparrow & Ragetti
Lord of The Rings: Pippin
Harry and Ginny
Ron and Hermione
The Umbrella Academy
Hazel and Agnes
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Violet and Duncan
Klaus and Isadora
Fiona and Quigley
Mike and Eleven
Nancy and Jonathan
Joyce and Hopper
Max and Lucas
Dustin and Suzie
Animal: Cats and otters
Book: All the Harry Potter books
Movie: Harry Potter & every single one of them
Show: Stranger Things
Dessert: Sorbet (preferably mango, lemon, watermelon or blueberry)
Subject in school: English and art
Song: Changes every week/month, but right now this is my list
Neverending Story - Limahl
Material Girl - Madonna
Roule - Angelina
ALL THE WAYS - Meghan Trainor
bad guy - Billie Eilish
Drink: Mango soda
Disney movie: Tangled, Wreck-it Ralph
Disney Princess: Rapunzel (if Vanellope is not counted)
Magical creature: Mermaids
Celebrity: Millie Bobby Brown
On here I write original stories that I've come up with myself. Both new stories that I'll come up with now, and old stories I wrote when I was little.
My favorite thing about writing on here
The reviews. I absolutely LOVE reading reviews from anyone and everyone. It makes me feel like I'm writing for a reason, and it's great.
My absolute favorite thing ever is going onto this site and seeing that the reviews have increased by a number, and then reading that new review.
So leave reviews if you read my stories! They're extremely appreciated, and I love love love it
Why I write these stories?
It's because writing is hella fun. It's one of my biggest hobbies, and it's a chance to let your imagination flow out.
What type of stories do I write?
Humor (I personally really like reading humor stories, but there's not a lot of them, since most fanfiction focus on relationships or emotional things, therefore I write humor)
What you can do
I am very open to story suggestions. So if you have a story idea you would like to see written, but you don't want to write yourself, PM me, and I'll write it if I like it.
I do not take critique to hard. I'm Swedish, so English isn't my first language, and so there may be some grammar mistakes. If you notice any of these, tell me.
You can't reach the top without making some mistakes.
Harry Potter favorites
Character: Luna Lovegood (close second: Fred and George Weasley)
Favorite book: Chamber of Secrets
Favorite movie: Chamber of Secrets/Goblet of Fire
Favorite quote: "You're just as sane as I am" (It's written everywhere on everything I own)
Favorite spell: Accio
Favorite deathly hallow: Invisibility cloak
Favorite horcrux: Ravenclaw diadem/Tom Riddle's diary
A Series of Unfortunate Events favorites
(I found these questions somewhere)
Favorite character: Carmelita, Isadora, Quigley, Duncan, Sunny, Count Olaf, Esmé
Favorite episode/book: The Austere Academy/The Ersatz Elevator/The Vile Village
Favorite Baudelaire: Sunny
Favorite Quagmire: All of them
Favorite V.F.D. member: Jacquelyn/Larry, your waiter/Olivia
Favorite guardian: Montgomery Montgomery
Favorite Olaf disguise: Shirley St. Ives (the only way to say it is the way Olaf says it)
Favorite henchman: Henchperson of indeterminate gender
Favorite Violet outfit: The blue dress in the beginning of TVV
Favorite Klaus outfit: Dr. Faustus!
Favorite scene: The Baudelaire's and Quagmire's reuniting, and then separating again :'(
Favorite song: Carmelita's 'M is for Gorgeous', and That's Not How the Story Goes
Favorite quote: "I told them to cry using their inside voices" -Olaf
"We may be kidnap victims, but I'm still a journalist" -Duncan
"Very lovely indeed" -Quigley
Favorite invention: The hot air balloon thing made from a basket and a handkerchief
Favorite season: Season 2
15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
I bet 88 of you won't. The other 22 aren't heartless and will
Now let's get into some fun stuff! I found these questions on another profile, and since I love answering questions about myself (don't know why), I just had to answer them
Full Name: My first name is Vilda, and I'll just fake my last names. Vilda Potter Quagmire
Single or Taken: Single pringle
Siblings: One three years younger sister
Righty Or Lefty: Righty
Do you have a bf or gf?: Nope, just an ex
Favorite kind of pants: Shorts and tights
Animal: Cats, otters, foxes (in that order)
Drink: Strawberry milkshake (they're insanely good)
Fast Food Place: McDonalds and KFC (I've grown up with them, so I love them)
Movie: All the Harry Potter movies
Never Have I Ever
Given anyone a bath: Nope
Bungee jumped: No, and I never wanna do that
Made yourself throw up: I have emetophobia, and I've had that since I was eight, so never ever ever ever
Gone skinny dipping: Noooo
Broken a bone: Only sprained my wrist
Played truth or dare: Yes, of course
Been in a physical fight: Nope
Been in a police car: Never
Broken someone's heart: Yes, actually. I broke up with my previous boyfriend. He apparently liked me more than I thought, and didn't show up to school for a week after that...
Saved e-mails: No
Best song you ever heard: Probably The Calling by TheFatRat, or Left and Right by Malou Prytz
Stupidest thing you have ever done: Oh, let's seeeeeeeeeeee... I got mad at the CD-player in my computer, so I broke it (didn't intend to break it, it was an accident)
What shampoo do you use: Some shampoo, my mom bought it
Something awesome that has happened to you this year: I'm going to Majorca in a week, and I still can't believe it.
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: I've been to a very boring funeral for a person I barely knew. I missed three of my favorite classes in school because of this.
Chicken pox: Yes, when I was three
Ice cream in the morning: Sounds wonderful, but unhealthy
Do you admire anyone?: Many people. Maesi Caes, Aidan Gallagher, Dylan Kingwell, my cat, Malina Weissman, Neil Patrick Harris, Daniel Radcliffe, Finn Wolfhard. But most of all; Millie Bobby Brown.
Who was the last person you slow danced with: I've never slowed dance with anyone. I have only danced with Madeleine, and that was fast dancing
What makes you happy: Music, writing, dancing, tacos, Modern Family, Gravity Falls, ASOUE
What did you do yesterday: I read a little, and wrote a oneshot. Then I went to the dentist, and watched Stranger Things for two hours in the evening. Then I cried because (SPOILERS; not that important spoiler though) Dustin's cat died.
Got any awards: No, I never compete in anything. I dance for entertainment
Do you want to get married: How am I supposed to know that at 14
Good driver: The closest I've gotten to driving are those little mechanic cars in the entrance of supermarkets
What do you dream about: Maaaany weird things. Last night I had a dream about me and Leonora cooking our friend in the oven...
Last time you showered: Yesterday
Scary or happy movies: Happy!
Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla
Silver or Gold: Silver
Diamond or pearl: Diamond
Phone or in person: In person, I get awkward the second I talk to someone over the phone
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Oldest
Spit in someone's drink?: No, that's gross
Peed outside?: Noooo
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: I played the Sims 4 for 7 hours two weeks ago
Went outside naked?: Ew, no
Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: I've never made out with anyone
Made someone cry?: Yes, I have a sister
Been on a cruise?: Four times. One of them had the best buffet ever. I ate pasta bologna, pancakes, fries and two cones of soft serve
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Yes, with Jimmy, when we were supposed to record something for school in the school dancing studio, buuuuut we goofed around for two hours, and recorded it the last fifteen minutes
Thrown up in public?: I've thrown up on a plane when I was four
Do you get along with your family: Sometimes yes, sometimes no
Like mornings?: I love mornings, I get up at 6 am everyday (including weekends and holidays)
A quiz I found on someone's profile
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
The book closest to me is the book I'm currently reading; Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Dog Days
"-Bob Post is retiring and the last-"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
My Niffler plush
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I don't watch TV, but I watch Netflix, and in that case, the last thing I watched was Stranger Things and Modern Family
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
An annoying seagull outside the window
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two minutes ago, to tell my mom to come look at my cat, who was sleeping with her head on my pillow.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was reading ASOUE fanfiction
9. What are you wearing?,
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, about me and my friend cooking our other friend. Don't ask... I have no idea why
11. When did you last laugh?
When I saw my cat sleeping in my bed
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Harry Potter posters, cat pictures
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Don't think so...
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Very very very fun
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An inflatable dinosaur costume (don't ask...), a couple more cats, all the Sims 4 packs, and all the other things I've ever wanted. Harry Potter noble collection replicas, and so on..
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have double jointed hips, and I have a very flexible back and legs. Therefore I can do the splits, leg holds, some contortion, and I can put my foot behind my head
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…
I would make things fully equal between men and women.
19. A quote that you love/live by:
The only quotes I know are from movies and TV shows, so here are some quotes I LOVE:
"Very lovely indeed"-Quigley Quagmire
"We may be kidnap victims, but I'm still a journalist"-Duncan Quagmire
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphan shack! Cake sniffing in the orphan shack!"-Carmelita Spats
"Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am"
20. George Bush:
Is a dude I don't know anything about.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
PaisLee. Recently I've been obsessed with that name, naming everything and everyone I got to name that.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Nicholas. There's just something about that name that I love.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No, I like Sweden
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't believe in god, heaven, hell or anything like that; I'm atheistic. In that case I guess that most christians would say I will go to hell. But I won't, cause I don't believe hell exists.
25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"How does my hair look like I've brushed it, I just woke up?"
26. When is the next time you will have sex?
Idk, sex doesn't attract me
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Sore or more
28. Favorite planet?
Jupiter and Neptune
29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Beat plucker. (Sony experia)
31. What shirt are you wearing?
My light teal pajama top, with a watermelon, pineapple, strawberry and an orange.
32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
A new brand I would like to call Barefoot.
33. Bright or Dark Room?
34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE is an amazing writer, and I love all her ASOUE fanfics.
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
From my dad, he said ok to me paying him for buying Sims 4 Island Paradise for me one day later than expected.
37. Where is your mailbox?
If you're looking at the front of our house, it's to the right
38. What's a word that you say a lot?
Phrase: "Well, that's too bad for you"
39. Who told you he/she loved you last?
40. Last furry thing you touched?
41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
None, cause drugs are pointless and gross
42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
My friends Medea, Hanna and Emelie
44. Favorite age you have been so far?
45. Your worst enemy?
A boy in my class named Arian. He is hella annoying, and doesn't want me around at any time ever. But he's also hella short, so it's just funny to watch him trying to be big and scary. He's a Cakesniffer.
46. What is your current desktop picture?
One that I made on my own: Hogwarts in the background, the logos of NRDD, The Umbrella Academy, and Gravity falls, and the Ravenclaw emblem
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Whispered to my sister after I heard her and her friend making weird animal noises in her room.
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?
Flying, cause getting to places would be much easier
49. Do you like someone?
Do celebrity crushes count?
If not, then no, I don't like anyone.
If yes, then Aidan Gallagher, Finn Wolfhard, Noah Schnapp and Dylan Kingwell.
50. The last song you listened to?
Istanbul - They Might Be Giants
51: If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
No, I would push/pull my sister away.
52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hang out with the cast of Stranger Things, or go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Here's another fun thing I found on her profile, and it sounded fun.
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle (I will do this on Spotify)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Miss you-Aidan Gallagher & Trinity Rose (Okay, kind of sad motto, buuuuut, I gotta go for it now I guess)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Look what you made me do-Taylor Swift (Am I a bad influence on my friends? Is that what this is telling me?)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Doma (Home)-Marija Spasovska (Okay, this one I can get behind. It's kinda sweet, and I do think about home, but not that much)
4. WHAT IS 2 plus 2?
Nisi sam (your light)-Ula Lozar (Yeah, obviously 22=Your light)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Somebody wants-The lovers of Valdaro (Hmmm, so what exactly does my best friend Madeleine want?)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
What if-Johnny Orlando & Mackenzie Ziegler (What if we were together?)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Tempo-Margaret (This is true! Tempo! It's going fast, upbeat and fun! This is my life!)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ghost-Jamie Lee (Oh... Does this mean I want to be dead? I don't wanna die before getting a job. Although being a ghost does seem like fun...)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Just a little bit-Love Generation (Just a little bit of love? Maybe...)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Baby one more time-Britney Spears (One more time what? What do I do one more time?)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Every girl's a super girl-JoJo Siwa (That will be a weird wedding)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Yesterday R.I.P.-Wiktoria (Oh my gosh, that fits so well. If they had my funeral one day after I died, it would fit even more!)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
What's the pressure-Laura Tesoro (Am I interested in pressure? Or taking pressure off people?)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
So am I-Ava Max (So my biggest secret is that I am also something)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
1000 mooie wensen (1000 beautiful wishes)-Mylene & Rosanne (I want all my friends to have thousands of wishes)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
I think we're alone now-Tiffany (THE ABSOLUTE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IS BEING ALONE WITH SOMEONE! OH NOOOO!)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Gosto de tudo (I like everything)-Rita Laranjeira (I guess I died because I like everything. Even dangerous things... then things went... not so well)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
I am the one-Helena Meraai (I will regret being the one. The only question is, the one to do what? Something bad I guess)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
All about your heart-Mindy Gledhill (The fact that why you like a person is all about their heart is hilarious!)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Runaway-Cecilia Kallin (I cry because of people running away, because it's so saaaad)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Birthday-Katy Perry (I will get married on my birthday? Yaaaaay!)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Loin d'ici (far from here)-Zoë (Things and places far away from here are really scary, Terrifying!)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Perta (beautiful)-Manw (Does that mean someone beautiful likes me? I'm not saying no to that!)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE?
Ta mig till sommaren (Take me to the summer)-Timoteij (I would change when someone took me to the summer, because summer is horrible! The heat, the fun things you could do, the ice cream, AAAAAAAAAAH)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Run boy run-Woodkid (Running really hurts I guess)
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
As I lay me down-Wiktoria (Well, I guess that's one way to post something