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Joined 08-05-19, id: 1130731, Profile Updated: 10-09-20
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy.

Why do we do it?
To ruin our eyes
You decide

And now, a poem

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair?
Fuzzy was a naked bear

I’ve never seen a naked bear
Don’t you know it’s rude to stare

Sure I know it's rude to stare
But I'm a jerk, so I don't care

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SQUEAK reviews
Out of sight, out of mind, this is the motto of vermin, their creed, their means of survival. Even in Slat, where the master of the city employs them, all agree it is better if people don't think to hard about what is below their feet. A discovery in the Freewood threatens this ideal, and it is up to Noir and his friends to investigate these strange Rats of Nihmrod.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/27 - Published: 11/1 - Complete
Very ladylike
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, swims like a duck, does that make it a duck? Who cares when she dances like sex on fire. Just don't look up the skirt, or you may get more than you bargained for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Published: 10/23
Magical school
Who's excited for school? Nobody? What if I said it was MAGICAL SCHOOL! Who wouldn't want to go to magical school? Well, anyone who'd seen the sort of crazies that go to a magical school. Don't believe me. See for yourself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Published: 10/9
Fantasy Friday reviews
A Fantastic Foray into Fanciful Fantasy. Including, what do you do when you can't afford a healer; why paladins are lawful stupid; and the world's worst grocery shoppers. With delightful characters such as The Fox and the Mutt, Crash, Bash, and Beatrice the berserker nun. It's Fantasy Friday, but don't let the name fool you... it's only every other Friday.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,018 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 12/24/2019