Deadtoast
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Joined 09-21-01, id: 113319
Author has written 28 stories for General.

Update: I just deleted everything that was written earlier than 2006. Whew, it is kind of a relief to get that dreadful stuff off my back.

Please, for the love of god, review. If its shit TELL ME. If its not, explain in ass-kissing detail why its not. I fear the previous will be more prevalent, but at thins point I don't care (as long as it is constructive). R&R!

Nothing much here but dust collecting. Actually, some new stuff is in, so I'm posting here to bounce some things off of you readers. :)

Hmm. I love to read. Mostly short stories, but longer novels as well. I really only stick to fiction and poetry, and not much of the latter, only stuff I really like, and that seems to be hard to find (mostly becuase I don't have a good source to find good published poets). If you know any you think I may like, drop an email in my box.

I also have a deep love of indie music. I think being at University is a catalyist for making you want to collect as much good music as is humanly possible. I think, if you look at most students, you will find that to be a shared truth.

I would list my favorite authors, poets, artists, and musciains, but they are to far slung to make a cohenrent list, so I will allow them to remain known only on the shelves.

I guess that really explains all I can say about myself. It would be more relevant to allow someone else to write this, but there is no way in hell I would loose my mind like that, so this is the best you'll get.

Some of the stuff (anything from before 2006) is old and outdated, but, like my aversion to throwing away any book-bad or good, I cannot delete it. So, tread carefully, because you may, pardon my language, fall into a pile of shit. My new work is more weird, but I like it better, and that is sometimes, most times, all that matters. A review, however, is always appreciated.

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Gowns and Apprehension by Lucid Nonsense reviews
While flitting girls with synthetic smiles and rustling gowns indulge in calculated conversation...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006
Deadtoast by Lord-of-Fools reviews
A short, sweet freeform in memory of the dead toast and other lost causes. Name pinched from a fellow user, with permission.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
hair by the duck in the rain reviews
you are entrenched in my skull.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
insomnia is underrated by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
the heater's muttering in the corner
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Caffeine by chicanerysmile reviews
Mix it with failure and tell them it's decaffeinated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
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Manic Lights reviews
lost my mind for a minute
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
StopForawrd Motion reviews
angry and angry and angry and frustrated and I need to rid myself of bottles and bottles of quiet
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Shake and Shake and Grind reviews
The bleeding process where the words and the keys are leeches for frustration
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Dizzy Up reviews
the end of a bad day drained
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Construction Paper Florist reviews
I never knew open doors could be so uninviting
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
December reviews
staring out at the world at peace and knowing that nothing you do will ever change you
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Drifting Blue reviews
J'adore l'hiver! In English, don't worry. standing outside with the winter wind in your face is beautiful.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Vampire's Don't Need a Thing
Hmmm. Angry little me at my apathy
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Twangy Caffeine Blues
Music dictates the mood of my writing and this is no exception. Lots of bass and twangy guitar plucks
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Gravel Palace
pretty cut and dry late night out
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Velvet Radio
Driving home last night the moon looked painted on, dipping and diving in the wind like a giant balloon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Mute Electric Earth
hmm, 3 AM trying to read, trying to sing without making a sound
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Cardboard Prophet reviews
is it as crazy as we think when they are just trying to warn us, to help us?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Loss of Genius reviews
Hmmm, title explains it. It is rather short, but pretty unweird for me :
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Anciet Apple Seeds reviews
Magnetic Poetry, my secret love. I found this in my documents. Heads up, it is three seperate poems.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
The Bard is Back in Black
I was bored one day and created a few poems with my Shakespearean Magnetic Poetry. T'was fun!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 11/30/2006
Celestial Pools of Autumn reviews
My night seems to winding down, petering out. Kind of captures that mellow mood right before you fall asleep and right after you wake up.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
tangles of light and laughter reviews
ooh, a descriptive title and a story that doesn't completely not make any sense. that is new...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Understandition reviews
yes, I know this is not a word. Half the point lay in that point. The other half, well, maybe we'll all figure that out somewhere becuase I like a little mystery. Even from myself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Sun Stare Inspiration reviews
right there in the title, I will say it like anyone understands how the title poem and title relate, but that what it is. sorry, I am terrible at these things.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
big black grey green balloon reviews
I must be insprired by god knows what. this is my fifth in a series of seven writen in the last half hour. Inspired by werid preoccupations with colors and reading too much Sylvia Plath.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
white dirty wall wash reviews
the first, actually, of the four. just me, sitting, staring, being paranoid, but in a quiet, subdued way.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Deep Green Well reviews
I NEVER write about those things, ya know with petals...never. But I just did, so I guess I should say...rarely. :
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
ClothesLine reviews
One of the four, kind of a drifting, dallying thing. Just a warm day inspiration.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Black Bird Widow reviews
Hmmm, odd little thing. I wrote four poems in the last half hour, this is one of them. It's short and strange, but I like it. Plus, I like the title :
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
DeadHumanMachine reviews
battle with sleeplessness and an evasive pillow
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Recapitulation Theory reviews
It does indeed have a meaning, or at least I wrote it with one. However, what it is I will not divulge. It is more fun to interpret it yourself, for it to have meaning for you, not what I think it should be.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Healthy Breeds Piano Strings reviews
Hard to summarize read it and interpret whatever you want into it , that is half the fun of poetry. The other half is, of course, writing it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete