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Joined 12-05-19, id: 1134938, Profile Updated: 12-06-19
Author has written 11 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Humor, Young Adult, Play, Life, Haiku, and Sci-Fi.

I am a former USAF officer, formerly tasked with US intelligence data analysis of sensor data; the details are probably still classified. Subsequently, I worked for a number of defense contractors, primarily in Huntsville, Alabama. I know a thing or two about celestial mechanics, which has been a hobby of mine since my youth. Celestial mechanics involves predicting the motions of the planets, and it also pertains to the physics of making a spaceship follow a transfer orbit that actually gets to somewhere in particular. I'm 60 years old and retired now, and politically I am a white nationalist. I think that white people should have their own, national homeland, a country just for the white people, just as Israel is a country for the Jews. That sentiment is unpopular just now, but it shouldn't be.

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The Gamma Rays in Outer Space
A poem about the necessity of radiation shielding for people who travel and live in space.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 5/26
Divine Heritage
An 11-year-old girl graduates from elementary school and leaves home to attend a boarding middle school 150 miles from her home. As she enters puberty, she begins transforming into a super-being, a young goddess, like the ones who lived 40,000 years ago, whose race died out from racial mixing with mortals before the beginning of recorded history.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,209 - Published: 5/4
The Changing Seasons
Winter weather persuades an old man to go indoors to stay warm, but he goes outside when summer comes. I extended the Haiku into a Tan Renga verse just so I could make it rhyme.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2019
Lots of Wine and Sex
A hedonistic person learns the hard way that actions have consequences!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Published: 12/28/2019
The Paladin's Ride
A noble cowboy saves a town from an unspecified threat and rides off into the sunset rather than being rewarded and praised. He even leaves behind a potential ladyfriend, as he seeks out some other place that needs his masterly aid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 12/28/2019
An Evening Stroll by Sesame Street reviews
An unnamed person, acting as narrator, takes an evening stroll down by Sesame Street and pauses to listen to a after-hours conversation among the muppets.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2019
The Colonization of the Perseus-Pisces Supercluster reviews
Fourteen billion years from now, a dataship from the Solar System Empire, bearing databases called "The Life of Earth" and "Recorded Mankind," arrives at a distant galaxy within the Perseus-Pisces Supercluster. It's nuclear-powered AI creates a copy of Brenda Lynn Jones, goddess patron of the white race, who begins the colonization of the planetary system of a K3 star.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2019
Queen Disgusting
An ugly young woman is befriended by a handsome prince, to his sorrow and to her empowerment. A wart is involved.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Published: 12/7/2019
Whenever a Wench Goes Out of Her Way
In this roundel, a woman of questionable moral standards seduces an innocent young man.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 12/7/2019
Gorindell, the Beast from Hell
A monster is loose in the land, and a group of adventurers sets out to slay him before he can maul to death any more victims!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Published: 12/6/2019
Concerning the Cow of Glaspenscow
Written during a game of Dungeons & Dragons, this poem presents a part of a larger adventure that, alas, has never been fully depicted in poetic form. A group of adventurers are hired as a mercenary force to wipe out a tribe of Orcs who seek to steal a cow.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2019