On a beach off NSW, life is Zen. It's just become even more Zen for Mario, who's just found a pot of gold living at the three cottages just up these hills.

Welcome to Sphère. Here, the French Renaissance never ends...although it does sometimes go through a sexy black-and-white depression.

A Slovene-Wisconsinite virgin, Irena Plevnik is quite the popular item among men. She just doesn't know how much yet.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. The Mormons are often biased against what seems strange or alien to them...and that doesn't get queerer than the Antipodean Outback.

Catherine is a coldblooded killer, with a cold-bladed sword to show for. Soon, a nosy boy from Seattle will become obsessed with her...

The world thinks that Nicole is crazy. She's about to meet a bunch of boys, and men, who'll make her feel sane.

President Ophir of Afroasia has found her man. There's just a slight problem: he's German, and she's Jewish.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea. Here, there are many deserts. Deseret rules much of the land...and much of the seas and skies beyond that. And the Mormons rule with an iron hand.

While skulking around Algiers, Walloon immigrant Rémy finds an unexpected-yet-rare treasure in the penthouse pools of Niger Glass Tower. He has no idea how much they need him.

The South African miner's rendition of "Po Lazarus."

Anna lives in a flat with her husband, and loves bourbon. In silence, she considers younger men. In even greater silence, a she-beast is always in gestation.

All around Ms. Bloodgood's rural neighborhood, the dairy cattle generate milk. Beneath the surface, the rodents and hares slumber in paradise. It's easy for any guy to want to settle down here...or, perhaps, steal all of this from Ms. Bloodgood...

Welcome to Winter Way. Here, it's always the dead of winter. And there might be a very seductive witch on the block.

Dalia is an independent rebel with three white boyfriends; her white knights. One day, this is going to get her in trouble...if she's not in trouble already.

Meir is a seaman recruit...who seems to be more popular with harem girls than he means to be. This may very well attract the envy of Aaliyah, a witch whose crush on him makes those of all the younger and of-age ladies look amateur.

Ms. Marion is jealous of her boyfriend, Jean. It seems like every girl in the world likes him...and she's nothing.

Ms. Monero is a spoiled brat, who has a huge crush on the harder-working, but far less-achieved, Jasmin. One day, somehow, that little serf WILL be hers...

Karana has been stranded...on a remote island in her late nation's archipelago. Soon, men from overseas will want to claim it...and her, perhaps, if they ever find her.

This is the story of Doherty Mangy Kerr...a dirty mangy cur who can't seem to stop shooting other dogs' paws (i.e. sires). This is a mild parody of the Ballad of John O'Reilly.

Leslie Jones, a young male virgin, has a crush on a much older publicist named Leslie Jones. Unbeknownst to either of them, the company she talks about to the news is a cover for something even steamier than sex.

When Leonid comes down with Witter's blight, an STD, he's ordered, by his doctor, to contact all of his ex-sex partners and warn them. Alas, the more he revisits, and the more old fires he inadvertently rekindles, the more jealous Edita, a certain darker-skinned barmaid, becomes of him...

Eva Meira is a failed drug agent, who longs for more of what her career can no longer afford to supply her with. This might get her in trouble with some very dangerous men, if she takes it too far...

Zoe is an ambitious reporter. She'll do anything for a better job...including become a sex slave in the red-trimmed Grey House.

Yemma Jensen suspects that her husband cheats on her with a younger woman. Her ensuing path to suicide does more than renew her love life.

A compilation of hits, from an all-time classic rock band: the Beagles! All the essentials: Take it Wheezy, Billion Ways of Snoring...

Rosalind Porter, a corporate CFO who's a witch by night, is anticipating, very much, a merger of her own company with that of her crush. But can she bring herself to leave everything that makes her feel secure behind?

A helpless addict, Fanny Linden falls off a cliff, and finds herself more disadvantaged than ever. What's worse, she can't stop wanting dope or booze...or men.

Toni Matthews can't seem to stay in love. She gets help from an unlikely source.

Welcome to Orbis. Here, the Roman Empire never falls...although it does sometimes contract.

Welcome to Orbis. Here, the Roman Empire never falls...although it does sometimes contract.

Welcome to Coldworld. Here, the Cold War never ends, and nor does it go through the same phase each time...although it does sometimes thaw.

Welcome to Coldworld. Here, the Cold War never ends, and nor does it go through the same phase each time...although it does sometimes thaw.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. And now, it seems that one of their princesses is missing.

Welcome to Coldworld. Here, the Cold War never ends, and nor does it go through the same phase each time...although it does sometimes thaw.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. They're masters of rehab...or, so they think...

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. Rene's about to slaughter a bunch of Shoshones in droves, all for the glory of Deseret...or, so he thinks...

In New Zealand and NSW, there are opal-scaled dragons who lay their opal-like eggs in seas and lakes. Their eggs are valuable; they don't always hatch into dragons.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. They hate LGBTQ folk, and will do anything to punish them for being degenerate...no matter how unfair or cruel.

Nico expects to become an officer of his family's company...only to have the company bought and conquered by a gorgeous and mature-bodied overachiever. Nico struggles to maintain his sanity in the wake of this atrocity...but doubts it'll last.

Due to a spacecraft malfunction, Alen spends some time on the planet Ishmael. He's about to get comfier than he initially bargained for.

Anne is on a corporate jet, flying over the ocean...when a strange portal takes her to the Jurassic period, and causes her to crash in softwood jungle-infested, allosaur-ruled lands. Soon, Anne will start to think that being an MoFA official's mistress has more minuses than pluses...

Jill's easy on the eyes...but has a very weak connection with the unseen world. She's about to meet a man from another world who'll change that for her.

At pubescence, Jill Jones's latent witch powers activate. She'll soon find herself torn between four men.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. Here, Latinos and Shoshones are often bigoted against...and hot blondes are revered like royals...whether they deserve to be or not.

Ms. Collins takes on a cute new employee...who she advances past quite fast. As her boss sends her on an errand to Mongolia, her new relationship with her new employee goes through many droughts and storms...rather like some of the deserts they'll have to cross, while in Mongolia.

Christi forgets to watch the calendar...and ends up having her period in the middle of a swampy wasteland. When she gets trapped out here, she soon finds that she might actually have a better place out here than she does in the city.

Often times, Diane feels like the world's neglected her. She isn't even sure who she is anymore.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. Long before them, though, the alien Gibborim picked up their slack...whether it needed picking up or not.

Tonight, Sherry's going to lose her virginity on a pier. The lake off the pier is about to get SO much bigger...and not to mention even more retro...

Welcome to Coldworld. Here, the Cold War never ends, and nor does it go through the same phase each time...although it does sometimes thaw.

Riza is away from home a lot...usually in more ways that one. Ms. Louvaris, the DA of Ivy Town who he has a crush on, often fears for him...even if she doesn't show it, by day.

Welcome to Coldworld. Here, the Cold War never ends, and nor does it go through the same phase each time...although it does sometimes thaw.

When Gabriel came to foretell the messiah's birth to the Virgin Mary...he did a WHOLE lot more than the Good Book says he did...as did Yahweh. To this world, it only lasted a few minutes. But to Mary...it was longer, and MUCH better than what Joseph could've done.

Mario is just the boy who feeds all the neighborhood cats. There might be some bigger cats, in this very neighborhood, who might prefer him more...

John's convinced that the illusion of a perfect girl is more useful than the reality of one who will always only ever LOOK perfect. Alas, he's about to meet a controlling babe, whose reality he can't escape...

Nico's a Cretan gardener...who's often left-out of mass-recruitment efforts. Alas, a mass-recruitment of another sort is about to orbit him...

Between the coasts of KwaZulu-Natal and the Agulhas Current, many maritime species come to breed. Soon, Inde will be joining the chokka squid among them...whether she'll want to or not.

Welcome to Orbis. Here, the Roman Empire never falls...although it does sometimes contract.

Min is the well-paid Chinese maid of a very substantial estate, off the west coast of the Central American Union. Her masters are great men...even if they can often be gainless rivals.

Esa's a Latina witch in Manhattan...which is much more challenging than it sounds.

As Luciano travels to meet a woman, he gets lost on the coast. He meets six gorgeous telemarketers, who're on holiday.

Lev's stuck on an island in the Pacific Ocean. Soon, that'll be the least of his worries.

Joseph is now a slave of the captain of the guard. His wife has the hots for him. Neither of them know she's not the only one who does.

Between hunts for men, Taissia is a hit girl. It's all a very dangerous game to her...but she likes it that way.

Agent Hanes is surrounded by Tehran and nuclear energy. She may never make it out alive. She doesn't plan to.

Cecile White is a tiny black student at a mostly-white university. This feels overwhelming enough...until she meets a white boy, who makes her world even more overwhelming than before.

Ninian's in love with a girl. Unbeknownst to him, she's a witch...as is her medievally-extending matriline.

Deșteaptă-te, române!

Fragile as ever, Natasha embraces the path of the escort...to whatever end.

Eugene is a virgin, who often feels rushed by his girlfriend to sacrifice his virginity with the prettiest girl he's known the longest. Alas, the ladies would be surprised what his virginity can live through. And even worse, so would he.

Leka is a stray Albanian homeless...who wanders mindlessly into the captivity of Cosma the Mindbent, queen of New Greece, in an alternate reality...where the planet Uranus is called Coelus, among other matters.

A Spring Break errand soon turns deadly for Nero. Lucky for him, the anglers here are more than hospitable. The fish only are sometimes.

After an emerald boa ends up in Hilaire's flat, he returns it to his mysterious older blonde green-clad neighbor. Their mutual obsession is about to do sommersaults on both of them...

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. It can be sexist, too...as hot blonde journalist Linda's about to find out the hard way...as if she didn't already bleeding know.

Arisia, a cute elf of Alfred, wakes up one night, during her puberty...and finds herself stuck in outer space. From here, things get high-tech. Good thing that's what she was built for.

Welcome to the planet Sacagawea: a desert world, where the Mormon Church rules with an iron and often racist hand. Here, the value of the black stallion hasn't gone down much...in a world where Deseret main battle tanks can outrun them.

A failed news anchor and girlfriend, Leta Leib is inadvertently swept into a life of belittlement and insignificance. At least there are a few boys in this city who see her as somebody.

Beyond a mirror, an apocalypse has happened. And a certain immigrant is now a 200-meter giantess.

Andalucía por sí, para España y la Humanidad.

Tammy Wynette couldn't have sung it better. Not only that, but she didn't.

My own take on the song that made the lovely Malena Morris famous.

Vil's met a new Arab flame, who's got the hots for him. Alas, one of his clients at work is pondering divorce. She seems to fancy her favorite cocktail waiter...a lot.

Danica is a girl all alone, in the center of war. Alas, she's a lot less helpless, and human, than she seems...

Dinah is a con girl and a tracker, with some deep-pocketed bosses. Her bosses will soon want more than just her service.

This is how the American Constitution would look...if only socialism ruled the world.

All societies need it...whether they miss it or not.