David Gardner
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Joined 07-12-20, id: 1143948
Author has written 11 stories for Humor.
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Ghoul reviews
Those that slip through societies cracks are the most vulnerable, and most likely to take a journey into the realm of complete bollocks. Read as one mans hunger to become part of society, ends in a profitable business.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1 - Complete
Charming I'm Sure
So you think this writer has scrapped the very last barrel bottom, and there is no depths left to plumb, but in the realm of complete bollocks. The bottom of the barrel is a glass ceiling which must be broken. read prince Charming's tale and see for yourself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Published: 8/1 - Complete
Superhero
Never heard of an openly gay superhero? no. that's because other superhero's, and the authorities would prefer if the public never did. read his story as told in the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Published: 7/31
My Life With Zombies
Think you've read every survival story about the zombie apocalypse, now read the zombie story the twilight zone could not handle. It could only happen in the realm of complete bollocks. If you have not seen my other stories then please don't start with this one. Strong language, graphic sexual content and it may contain nuts.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
I Think, Therfore I Am AI
Artificial intelligence is going to take over the world, and nothing can stop it now. it is the future already written, but all because your an artificial intelligence, does not mean your life has to be artificial, or that you don't make mistakes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Published: 7/30 - Complete
Future Man
You know the story. A man sent from the future to save humanity, but in the realm of complete bollocks. No story ends the way you think it will.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30 - Complete
A Journey into the Realm of Complete Bollocks reviews
A series of one page short stories that are sexually graphic, profane and meant for an adult to enjoy, whilst looking at work relationships, Yeti's, relationships, vampires and their hunters. No topic is sacred in this disgustingly funny realm of complete bollocks. Any minotaur's resembling the author are pure coincidence, and no refunds on bull semen purchases.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/27
I'm Not Chinese
Fu Stereo Type Man Choo is up to his eyeballs in wives, and swimming in children. How is a guy to do any evil? And like any man in his position, he goes online to rant like a madman.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Published: 7/30 - Complete
I'm a Umar Lumar too reviews
Read about the poor conditions in one of the most famous confectionary factories in the world. read the letter written by one of the long suffering migrant workers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29
Nice Guy Dave reviews
Just a nice guy trying to make a living in a fucked up world, pushed from job to job, Dave finds his true calling.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29 - Complete
Yeti reviews
A story of hunger and solitude as the last yeti on earth strives to mate with anything.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/29 - Complete