NinjaEeveeKitty
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Joined 07-13-20, id: 1144006, Profile Updated: 10-11-20
Author has written 19 stories for Essay, Spiritual, Religion, Haiku, Humor, Life, Mythology, and Love.

Hey there. I'm Jasper, NinjaEeveeKitty, NEK, Neko, Moose, Smol Bean, or Moose Bean. There's an explanation for those last ones, I swear. They/them or he/him pronouns.

Please don't try to convert me, k thanks bye.

I love to write, but I never actually get around to uploading anything. You can find me on Discord as NinjaEeveeKitty#6396 and on Tumblr as either fallout-and-dragon-age or jasper-pagan-witch.

Interests: Rick Riordan books, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z and Super, Pokemon, Dragon Age, Mass Effect (kinda), lycanthropy, moose(s?), aromantic and asexual representation, Animorphs, Harry Potter, and Elder Scrolls.

Things I dislike: incorrect grammar, unnecessary character bashing, people trying to convert me.

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My thoughts on Self Image by calmerwaters
Feel free to read. Have a good day!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26 - Complete
Astral Travel: What is it and How do I get Started? by thisiscierahoover
A lesson on Astral travel, what it is, and how to get started with it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Complete
The Truth and The Lie by thisiscierahoover reviews
Overcoming your fears to set yourself free.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17 - Complete
How is Math applied by TrinGalesong reviews
How is Mathematics applied nowadays? Is math even important? We'll look at some examples that mathematics are applied in the present modern world, and some of it may surprise you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15 - Complete
Gameplay VS Story by TrinGalesong reviews
In this essay i tackle the importance of balancing Gameplay and Story in a Video Game Design.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15 - Complete
Unsure by CitrusChickadee
A haiku about being confused about your feelings.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
A New World by 1234booklover reviews
I have a world which is mine. A place which I want our world to turn like, without hatred and anger, destruction and pollution. A place where magic exists.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
She Got All Dressed Up by Space Ace
This haiku poem is about why a woman allows herself to get all dressed up for.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
Why She Smiled At Me by Space Ace
In this haiku poem, a woman gave the author a smile because of a comment that person made about a part of her.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7 - Complete
Betrayal At A Party by Space Ace
This haiku poem is about what a woman has seen her date for a party doing behind her back.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6 - Complete
You Are Valid by Squid Cookie reviews
You are valid. Never forget that.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4 - Complete
Outdoors Haikus by Sassyfeatherfrost2
Some nature-related haikus I drawn from my personal observations.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2 - Complete
The Prophecy by Nava reviews
The young hero hears a prophecy that warns her she will succumb to darkness. But is does darkness really equal evil? (Rated T because i have no idea how to rate and I used word 'death' in this poem)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1 - Complete
An Event of Very Low Probability by ElmDorianGray reviews
An extremely short piece of social commentary masquerading as science fiction.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30 - Complete
Witch's Eye by Makeshift.Wings89 reviews
The "truth" masquerade that flips the images from your eye to behind your mind.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28 - Complete
Lucky Day by BlueBird00
Inspired by a ladybug landing on my book while reading.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24 - Complete
Leaving by BlueBird00
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23 - Complete
Chicken by extraterry123 reviews
I wrote this funny poem when I was 10. Please take it in that spirit. Review mine , I will review yours.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20 - Complete
Nadia, Goddess of Peace by halcyon-soul reviews
A simple tale of how a goddess became the guardian of mankind.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27 - Complete
Genderfluid by Acolyte64 reviews
this is a poem about gender
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Complete
Alterous Affection by pentuprage
I wrote this poem about my alterous relationship with my new partner (though it's almost been 2 months, so "new" may not be categorically correct anymore). Alterous Attraction is often defined within the asexual and aromantic communities as being not distinctly platonic or romantic but maybe adjacent to or a mix of both, possibly with other aspects too. Written 6/20/19.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2019 - Complete
A Story To Tell by Rosemetal99
Dri tells her sister an ancient myth. Some sisterly fluff.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Complete
Figgy Elves by DAGraf reviews
An ancient vanished race returns to reclaim their home. One current resident offers an opinion.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Complete
Perspective Photos by VivianDarkbloom2012
A personification story told from the perspective of a photo album. Rated K. Please read and review.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2018 - Complete
Dead by A. Mishelle Stokes
I've always been interested in witchcraft, paganism, neo-paganism, etc. When I was a kid, I even wrote my own spells, but my spell book was lost to me. This is the only spell I have left and it makes one helluva short poem, and I like it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
What is a Mary Sue and How to Fix Them? by etwas22
Many people have heard this term, but few know what it means and more importantly, how to fix it. Here I do discuss what actually creates these kind of characters and how to actual fix them.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Complete
The Devil's Dysphoria by Cataclysmic.Crow reviews
The Devil is in a pit he can't get out of.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Complete
He, He, He Him, Him, Him by AquaNox reviews
A short story about experiencing body dysphoria/about being transgender.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Complete
Tea? by M.R. Dodd reviews
A detective finally corners a mutant he's been tracking, but gets a bit sidetracked when the mutant invites him to sit down for brunch. (Short story, rated T to be safe)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Complete
Tarot Reading by Exotos135 reviews
A person gets a tarot reading.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Complete
Ace-Spectrum by scriptrose reviews
An account of my Asexual/Aromantic experiences.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Complete
The Jack Dandy and the Sirens by SableSCM reviews
Although sick of being teased, an asexual pirate decides that letting sirens drown his shipmates is not an actual solution. Based on a Tumblr Prompt.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Complete
My Unasked for Advice on True Love by Fira Wolf-Hunter reviews
All that matters is what your gut instinct is telling you. Trust in your gut - not necessarily your gooey, mushy heart feelings - and you will not easily be led astray.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Complete
The Un-Siren Story by KittyEilene reviews
A story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from pirates
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Complete
Asexuality and Me by PeachTale reviews
View the world through an asexual's eyes, when they figure out they are indeed asexual's and not part of the 'norm'.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Guardian Angel (On the Run) by Lilly-Lis
No matter how many times he had to leave, he was still somewhere in this world. Oneshot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
Just Write! by Spirit Shift reviews
Sarah, about ready to give up on her longtime dream of becoming a writer, finds inspiration from an unlikely source.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
My Body is a Temple by Nakisa
Poem I wrote ages ago. It was about being asexual, but I think it can also apply to trans* experiences (though I am not trans* myself). Also posted to my tumblr.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Once Upon a Daydream by Fried Egg Jellyfish
Your average, typical high school student dreams of being a knight. But it isn't all just fun and games, considering what she goes through.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
If only you knew by Unbearablesanity
A poem about asexual love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
A Simple Favour by AliFlagg
more genderfluid poetry!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
What by AliFlagg reviews
a poem about being genderfluid
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Character Creation Guide by shadowxfirestar
This is a creation guide that I use for when I make a new character. It is not the full version, but it is still something to help newer writers, or even advanced writers that have trouble making characters from scratch.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
The Sane Writer's Guide To: Character Description by Black Cap reviews
A guide for all writers of fanfiction or original fiction. Focuses on character description, from identifying bland description to making the reader honestly see your characters. Part of the Sane Writer's Guide series.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to writing characters by WolfletteMoon reviews
My guide to writing good characters. An intelligent guide from a not-so-intelligent person.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Coming Out by the last song reviews
Poem about coming out as asexual
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
The Next Great Martyr by SarahxVanity
To humanity you'll be the next great martyr. To us, you're just another apparition in the wind. One-Shot. witchcraft
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Casting Shadows by Rosaleen68 reviews
A girl's first tentative steps in witchcraft put her in the wrong place at the wrong time and change her life forever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Roadside Discovery by copycattacypoc reviews
A traveler discovers a crow with a strange burden. You might be able to tell which poet I was inspired by based on the subject and rhyme scheme
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009
Metamorphosis by copycattacypoc reviews
Her hair fell like leaves in Autumn...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Poppet by E. Griega
poppet: "small human figure used in witchcraft and sorcery," c.1300, early form of puppet q.v. . Meaning "small or dainty person" is recorded from c.1386; later a term of endearment.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Defective by mentalguru reviews
Asexuality under Fiction but not really. This is true to how I feel about myself sometimes. Reviews would be nice by the way.Am I too young to be considering this possibility? Your opinion would be appreciated.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
I am by Unbrokenhellmuse reviews
Contains references to witchcraft and such.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2001
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Crystal Series
A look at witchcraft, crystals, metaphysical stuff, and me complaining about various things. Rated T because I like swear words.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,342 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 7/16
The Musings of Argus
Argus muses on how much he is done with his job. And also about how cows can't be trusted. Please be kind to him, he's shook. Rated T for swear words.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 9/30 - Complete
Babysitting Wrath
A lot of things can happen in the modern world. When Ares, now a volunteer firefighter, gets called in by Apollo to babysit a new god, Ares takes up this new challenge with relative ease. Now if only he knew how to take care of a baby.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,489 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20 - Complete
The Disappearance of Thanatos reviews
A modern pseudo-retelling of the Disappearance of Thanatos aka Sisyphus tries to live forever and fails miserably. This is set in modern Missouri and told from the point of view of Ares, who is now a volunteer firefighter. Rated T because I like swear words.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16 - Complete
Aphrodite reviews
A poem by a pagan witch dedicated to the goddess Aphrodite, who looks over the entire LGBT/MOGAI/queer community, from the gays to the aces and aros to the bis and pans and beyond.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14 - Complete
Witchcraft Poetry reviews
A bunch of random poems about aspects of witchcraft. Mostly freeform, a lot of rambling. Don't try to convert me, thank you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 8/23
The Abduction of Ares
A modern pseudo-retelling of the Abduction of Ares set in modern Missouri. Ares has taken up the mantle of a volunteer firefighter, but history always repeats itself - as proven when Ephialtes and Otis move back to town and resume their old tricks. This is Ares's recounting of what happened. Rated T for the content matter, nothing graphic, lots of swear words.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,460 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13 - Complete
Sugar Maple reviews
Literally just a poem about a candle I recently bought.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14 - Complete
Hermes the Translator
A poem by a pagan witch, dedicated to the god Hermes and the traveling and language parts of his domain.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Published: 8/5 - Complete
God Tehuti
A poem by a pagan witch, dedicated to the god Tehuti and the various forms he appears in.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 8/5 - Complete
Dysphoria Sucks
I talk about boobs and how much dysphoria sucks. I talk about other types of dysphoria too. Please remember that the dysphoria experience is different for every person, and I'm just talking about it as a genderfluid cryptid.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
Being Aromantic
I talk about how it feels to be aromantic, something that I have not delved into much in the past.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
Athena the Big Sister
A poem by a pagan witch, dedicated to the goddess Athena and how she "appears" to me.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 7/19 - Complete
The Dark Void
A haiku dedicated to my existential crisis.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 7/18 - Complete
God Hermes
A poem by a pagan witch, dedicated to the god Hermes and the various things he rules over.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 7/18 - Complete
A More In-Depth Ramble About My Asexuality
Because of the positive feedback on my essay where I try to make asexuality simple, I have decided that I will write a new essay on it. These are my personal observations of my own sexuality so that people who read this can get a better idea of the world through my eyes. Rated T because of the subject matter and because I like swear words.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17 - Complete
Goddess Athena
A poem by a pagan witch, dedicated to the goddess Athena and her two seemingly contrasting domains: war and art.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 7/17 - Complete
Mythology VS Deity Work and Paganism
A look at mythology compared to deity work and paganism, from a modern witch who is also pagan. I tried to keep it simple and easy to understand, so I hope you enjoy reading it! Edit: PLEASE don't take this essay as an excuse to try to "convert" me. I have no intention of converting to some other religion.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15 - Complete
Simple Asexuality reviews
Asexuality is a topic I feel strongly about because I'm asexual. I tried to explain it simply so that everyone could understand that we aren't broken, we're just not sexually attracted to anyone. I also briefly talked about grey asexuality and demisexuality. I hope it helps people who are still questioning. Just remember: asexuals aren't broken.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15 - Complete