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Hey guys! I decided that I need to revise my profile as some of my policies have changed.

Age: 20

Race: Human of the cream-colored variety

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6

Weight: Curvalicious. Don't tell me that's not a 'weight' or I'll slap you.

About me: I'm not just a writer-- I'm a total addict. Writing has become my whole life and is basically the only thing I do at home, at school, and even in the car (I think that's called hypergraphia... did I mention that I'm a black belt in Google-Fu?). I live for the written word and my biggest dream is to be published. In my spare time I'm also crazily devoted to my family.

I don't like:

Mean people.

Elitists (although I will admit to being one some of the time).

Anyone who thinks that they are somehow better than anyone else (we all have moments of greatness, but not lifetimes).

People who are jerks online to make up for the fact that they're sexually frustrated fourteen-year-olds with back acne and no friends (yeah, I'm looking at you flamers).

Historical stories with factual errors. ("Like, oh my God, guys. This corset is totally-- hangs self")

Men who think they are God's gift to women.

Women who think they're God's gift to men (I'm an equal opportunity hater).

People who stare

Fake modesty.

Arrogance.

People who won't let themselves be themselves.

I like:

God (He rules. Literally).

My family.

Writing (sometimes more than my family).

Baseball.

MY REVIEWERS! (Everyone who has favorited or author alerted me or my stories, I love you ALL you have no idea what it means to hear from you.)

Reading.

Music.

Classic literature.

Smart people.

Craig Ferguson (of the Late Late Show). (There's something REALLY hot about a Scottish accent.)

Updates!

April 14, 2010:

Wow, reviews are really hard to drag out of you guys, although I understand it's partly my fault with the uber inconsistent update schedule. I'll try to be a little bit more 'here' in the future.