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Joined 10-03-01, id: 117000
Was I supposed to write something about myself? Let's see, I live in America, but I've traveled to Japan, Russia and Taiwan. I'm cynical, lacking in moral values and enjoy deviance and debauchery.

Not enough? Fine. My hobbies include reading, martial arts, hiking, and long walks on the beach after a battle when the sand is soaked with the blood of my enemies and the groans of the dying fill the air. I also enjoy baking cakes, pies, brownies, cookies and small children - surprisingly tender and low in calories. I will do a number of very indecent things for chocolate and I worship Monty Python and Blackadder. (If you don't know what either of those are, shame on you! Go out and rent them - NOW!)

I enjoy intelligent conversation and criticism, if you wish to offer either, you are welcome. If you want to bitch about what a mean person I am for not being your personal praise-minion when reviewing a story, go ahead, but don't expect sympathy. I would rather have one review that points out one flaw in my work than 10 praising it. The person who points out the flaw helps me improve. The one who praises makes me feel good, but doesn't help me get any better.

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Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
The Proper Care & Feeding of Library Vampires by J. P. Krumbine reviews
The Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown a
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Mary Mary by pleasecometrue reviews
I redid the nursury rhyme "Mary Mary quite contrary". I think kids will like it alot better this way. after they read it, they can suck it up and cry themselves to sleep.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003