Tori Yuki Ichimura
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Joined 11-03-01, id: 121326
Author has written 3 stories for General, General, and Historical.
Fan Service, No Da!
The fans order and we deliver!

Welcome to the revolution. We'll take it from here.

From now on, all my titles and summaries will be carefully worded and censored, so you best look inside if you want the full story on something.

ALART! Heh...Alart.
The Author Christmas Party have become The Author New Years Party Because I was anticipating a longer suspension and was afraid I'd miss Christmas. This was actually a blessing in disguise because I didn't have any good ideas for Christmas...but New Years...OH, THE POSSIBILITIES! ^_~

Sorry to make you wait, Taro-san. *innocent grin*


I love Andrew Joshua Talon! ^_^

Name: Tori Yuki Ichimura

Age: 19

Height: 165cm or 5'6"

Hair: About mid-back; very dark brown with red tips

Eyes: Completely, unnaturally green. Think Tro.

Favorites: Hanging out with friends TheKamikazeDucks!, reading and writing FanFiction You know who you are!, listening to music TOSHI KEIYOOSHI!, and going to work! Loves her low-paying but ultimately rewarding job.

Hobbies: Writing and illustrating doujinshi and cosplaying (officially) to promote new anime series.

Favotite Conventions of All Time: Komiket, Otakon and Shoujocon!!! (*glomps Toby*)

Favorite Book: Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy trilogy! (all five books, lol)

Favorite Piece Of Jewelry: A pair of gold, sea-shell shaped earrings from Talon-kun.

I Tell Stories But Not Lies

Crap I'm Gonna Say That You Don't Care About

1. From now on, all replies to Letters To The Pilots should be e-mailed to me under the subject "Questions for Pilots". I'll be sure to ask during this year's Komiket!

2. Check out my favorite authors! They're some of the coolest people FanFiction.Net has to offer! ^_~

3. Keep your eyes open for the Authors Inc. website brought to you by Kate (Sailor Aurora Helios) and the rest of the gang at Colony L2!

My Lovely Muses
Unlike other muses, my muses serve no actual purpose. But I figured it must be pretty damn confusing to see their names just the same, so here's some info...

Kegawa: He was actually just a stuffed ferret that Stanton bought me until I tried to drown him in a mug of black coffee. His muse-ish powers are duplication and deception (which comes in handy when convincing charas to participate in fics).

Awa: He was FedExed to me one day by GunPointArt as part of TheKamikazeDuck's signing bonus. He's generally a nice guy, got that sort of 21st century samurai look going on there with the brestplate, the shinai and the Nike sneakers. Mostly he just wanders around my apartment, eating my food and sleeping on my couch. My roomates are beginning to suspect he's just some random hobo from GunPointArt trying to pass himself off as a muse, but then my question then is "Why is he not as hot as Rei from Kodomo No Omacha?" His muse-ish powers are levitation, dictation, and slippery-when-wet-ness.

THIS IS OTAKUDOM has arrived! Thank you Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton for this blantant plagarism of an all-together illegal work of fandom! ^_~ Otaku Underground US... Awwww-yeah!

Um, guys...? We're gonna need MORE than two chapters, okay???

A/N: I am not supposed to be Duet, as some of you seem to think. Duet=person. Me=different person. Got that? I'm a wuss and she could probably kick my ass. *cocks gun* But I'll be ready for her. Just WATCH her try and get Duo back... [insert evil laughter here]

Feel free to use Duet. You don't have to mention me at all or anything ((now I sound conceited...)) but she is copyright Kurokawa Hiyabasa which puts her on the same level as, well, the guys. Just tell me so I can read and review your story!

To Duet supporters: I LOVE YOU! Want to be loved by me? Just say "I support Duet Maxine!" on the bottom of your profile. Then, if you contact me, I'll put you in a story or two! ((now there's an incentive...))

*grin* 1751 reviews and counting! *sticks tongue out at Talon-kun*

Since Duo seems to be on an AIM rampage "collecting authors" as he puts it, let this be a warning. If a CuteBoyWithBraid IMs you, just say 'non'.

Apparently this is all part of a conspiracy begun by the people who brought you Jump Start Numbers. I don't know... I don't care... I am NOT getting involved in this.

Sucks to be on the opposite side of the world...

Quote of the Week:
"This IS my costume! I'm Yaoi Duo!"
~Duo. Who else? Basically, he got up Sunday morning, put on some pants and was about to finish getting dressed but got bored and decided to go to the con like that; hair down, half-way out of his clothes.

God damn those yaoi fans for encouraging him...

Wanna see something damn strange?

Goodbye to You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Um... Heh, this song-essay clearly shows the need for clearer communication, eh heh...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 10/3/2002
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Stars and Stripes Forever reviews
Got off the plane from Japan in Newark today, and took a look across the river at New York.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/27/2002
Metaphor for Love reviews
Yes, another English Language assignment. You're probably getting sick of these, but... I need and outlet.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2002
Eighteen, Always reviews
An angsty tale of a love that never was and never will be. You know what!? I'm still trapped in the "anime" category! Not that I'm complaining...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/17/2002