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Joined 11-03-01, id: 121367
Author has written 22 stories for General, Sci-Fi, General, Song, Humor, and Love.
a person has two reasons for doing anything: the good reason, and the real reason. it's generally a good idea to at least have one trusted person know the real reason so that they can tell you before you do anything overly psychotic.
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newsflash reviews
oblivious guys suck. love triangles suck. this poem kicks. that is all.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2003
paranoia reviews
i was really POed when i wrote this and i found it in my file all ready to be uploaded the other day and wondered why i hadn't posted it. don't lie to me, idiot.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2003
Hey Dude reviews
gerbils on helium and avoiding blackmail at all costs. enough said. trust me, it's great fun. if you've seen the music video "soccer practice," you'll love it all the more.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
hide reviews
it's cheesy and anti-social. also, depressing. have fun.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003
Salted Pancakes reviews
haven't written poetry for a while... this is a bit whacked out but i love it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003
Halfway reviews
it's the summer after sophomare year. what better time to convince your friends to take a road-trip? (un-edited version) more to come soon!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2002
I lied reviews
mind your own business. i'm not telling. i'd be forever grateful, if you'd read it, however.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/29/2002
SUCCESS reviews
a really random song. god, it sucks. really. i am not kidding. has absolutely no connection to my life... well, it sort of does. o_O
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2002
secret reviews
a poem that makes no sense. because it's supposed to make no sense. if you can tell what i'm talking about, tell me. that must be fixed, no one may know!!! AHHH! r/r or die!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/17/2002
thus is life reviews
i don't know what this is about. I really like it even though it's very random and depressing. It came out pretty cool. ^_~ r/r por favor!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2002
tears: tales of the lost reviews
a series of short stories, all equally depressing in nature, and all unrelated. These are some of my favorite writings, my friend said that 'tears' made her cry. i'd love to know what your favorites are. **NEW: Ch.8. headache**
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2002 - Published: 11/18/2001
ILLUSION reviews
just me, being obsessive and constuctive at the same time. note to self: how does that work? anywho, naty thought it was cool.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/27/2002
The Adventures of Monsieur Tissue Box reviews
randomness commence. ah, yes... this is the story for YOU! the poor little pink tissue box. *sniff*
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/8/2002
you hate me reviews
ah! this is so freaky! i freaked myself out writing this! i need help! R/R and get me help!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1/27/2002
The Rakans: As told by me. reviews
Ten Rakans with various personality conflicts on a quest to 'benefit' our entire universe. I love this story! it's actually humorous and i have some idea where i'm going with it. (no , not really.) r/r, PURDY PEAS AND CARROTS!? *chapter 5 up*
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2001 - Published: 11/20/2001
demon tree reviews
yet another peom for my friends, but not quite as uplifting as "AROUND" so if you don't like depressing stuff, go read that. i love you guys, even if i don't tell you everything. please, read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/14/2001
Do you know? reviews
This is only normal for the first two chapters and then rapidly skids out of control. A girl thinks she is moving to Connecticut when she makes a disturbing discovery, and a new friend or two. **Chapter 7 up**
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,544 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2001 - Published: 11/12/2001
off to vomit... reviews
this is what happens when your crush suddenly vaporizes and the very thought of the person makes you sick. kind of funny, anyway, though. r/r!.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12/9/2001
AROUND reviews
for all of my friends whom i know that i can always trust. (you know who you are!) makes little sense, but then i wrote it, so you could have guessed that. sort of a modified lymirik with a sad tone, even though the poem is happy. it's weird. just r/r, ok
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/6/2001
the horror that is homework reviews
This is probably the only humourous poem that i'm ever going to write, so enjoy it while you can, ungrateful people! r/r, or I may come after you with a chainsaw! (no, not really...)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11/30/2001
That Psycho Morning... reviews
An unreal day. insanely written by someone with too little sleep and an overactive imagination. Read and Review, and I will be eternally grateful!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11/28/2001
Gloves reviews
************NOT REALLY 720 WORDS! FF.NET IS BEING DUMB! IT'S REALLY 66.************ ...depressing, but true. it's short. just read and review, it won't take long. it's pretty deep, for me at least.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2001