The Spoon Faeries
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Joined 11-05-01, id: 122447
Author has written 7 stories for Humor, and General.
Hello all. We are the Spoon Faeries. We are faeries of... the Spoon. We have intense spoon fetishes, and we are faeries. You see, it makes perfect sense.

Yah! You NOSE it makes sense! Aheh. Anyhoo. I am Teaspoon.

An' I am Silverspoon. Hand in hand, we are out to conquer the world and infiltrate you with our spoons.

BOW to the will of the SPOON!

In a distorted loophole in time the SPOON that stabbed me in the back-

But why a spoon?

Because it's DULL you twit! It'll hurt more!

...right. Anyhoo. And now for something completely different. On to the readings!

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Oh Tea reviews
Silverspoon wrote this for me. I love her to bits. Little bits and pieces of Silverspoon have my love. ALL the little pieces and bits of loved Silverspoon. Love love love. I heart this poem. Yay! Now there's TWO!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002
The Spoon Faeries' Daily Rant reviews
Brought to you today by Silverspoon and her dull afternoon. Americans beware.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2002 - Published: 11/11/2001
Silverspoon's Ponderments reviews
Silverspoon ponders life, and it's many oddities. Read and be confused.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2001 - Published: 11/20/2001
Silverspoon's Gratuitous Use Of The Word Spoon reviews
We Will Spoon You and We Spoon The Champions. Again all credit to Queen, the high and mighty, for writing the spoon-dabadoozie original version of this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2001 - Published: 11/30/2001
Spoons Are The Way To Go - an essay by Teaspoon reviews
Teaspoon only got 9.5 out of 12 for this piece of brilliance. INJUSTICE! Anyhoo. Teaspoon wishes you, dear readers, will enjoy this more than her English teacher did.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2001
Da Spune Fereez Gide 2 Foniks reviews
Dis iz a gide 2 speling by da Spune Fereez, wit da halp ov soop-spune. It iz heer 2 halp u lern how 2 spel gud, liek uz.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2001
The Balloon reviews
Brought to you by Teaspoon, at 2 am. 'It's still there. It hasn't moved. It's staring at me...'
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2001