The first thing to be said is that this is not just one author. IT'S THREE!!!!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! *cough* anyhoo, in reality, this is Malena, Tadariada, and SEEKER_2000.
Hey! I'm SEEKER-2000, one third of Define Normal! You may know me from my 'hit' story GONE! Peace, love, and Bob!!!
Howdy, this is Malena!!!! I wrote Harry Potter and the Dueling Master and it's sequel Children From the Order. *evil cackle*... I hope you like our stories.
The 3 members of Define Normal decided to do a story together! Yes! It is true! We want to take Tadariada's talent of writing akward situations, Malena's unique plots, and SEEKER_2000's sarcasim to put together the best durn story this site has ever seen! Or something like that...
~*~* Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines ~*~*