gabriel ricard
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Joined 07-01-00, id: 12685
Author has written 126 stories for General, General, Horror, Song, Kids, Haiku, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Romance, Humor, Action, and Manga.
i'm not what you would consider a competent writer. just a busy one.

i write and write and write because that's all i'm really good at.

i used to write fan fiction, but too many people were reading that so i stopped. this is more noble, poetry and original works, because no one reads them.

the poetry end of things is a C+ at best, the thought is there and he tries hard. i would give the short stories a B- only because i like them and that's only for the upper half of my offerings.

i am canadian by nature and regrettably, trade. i smoke too much and read books too quickly to absorb them.

AIM: barnaclelapse
MSN:barnacelapse@

Odd Connections by Reitheblackkitsune reviews
Higure is a 16 year old student living the hard life of a lesbian in Tokyo,Japan, until she meets Seiun, a lesbian New Yorker who was sent to Tokyo because her parents didn't like her sexual preference. Rated R for future chapters
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003
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puritan man 101 sympathy for the last dance reviews
in the distant future...an order of religious fanatics have emerged from the dead to bring their faith back to power. to do it, they hire one of the most ruthless gunslingers in the world. almost as bad as it sounds.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003
fun force 104 code rage
a new character shows up at the door of the FF gang...a deranged computer technician who for SOME reason, wants to kill the entire household.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Published: 4/18/2003
fun force 103
the gang heads off to a bookstore...where gabe takes it upon himself to save the career of Scott Adams...with unsexy results!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Published: 3/21/2003
berserk reviews
a poor girl is trapped in a house with a dead family and what i'm guessing is a zombie...the zombie wants to kill her too but she doesn't really want to die.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2003
dark days of age reviews
a super hero well past his prime is drawn out of retirement by a mysterious figure. im not good at these things so just read the story...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2003
take a look reviews
keep the eyes together...vision betrays easily.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003
photogenic blues
a medicore writer gets the criticism of a lifetime...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Published: 2/1/2003
last night i dreamt reviews
and you should have been there to see it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2003
count to the 4th degree
try to find out where it hurts most...and enjoy it while you can
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 1/23/2003
Fun Force 102delicious satanic sandwich reviews
the Fun Force gang returns with a thrilling new episode! mwahhahahaha...satan stops in and Flame-Chan has to marry him?! and Richard Harris rises from the dead?!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2003
franco flowers
as always, based on vaguely true events. a couple move from an unremarkable standpoint to one that is almost the same in that respect. the only difference is where they stand together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Published: 1/19/2003
I stand
a general rambling piece of lunacy and bad prose...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 1/8/2003
killer lesbian vampires reviews
here it is at last...the skeleton draft to my first screenplay...lets hope it's not eradicated from the site...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2003
it's so different out there
imagine living outside your world...in the simplest terms...with no idea what's beyond the things you know...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Published: 1/8/2003
city under the moon reviews
i have to admit, this is far from being a satisfactory piece of prose to me...but i've been sitting on it for a month and decided it wasnt going anywhere...judge for yourself?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2003
Bulk of man reviews
A man steps into a bar, with intent to drink his fill and skip out on the bill...problem is the owners of the establishment see it coming easily...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/4/2003
bad set reviews
a silly little story combining ideas from two different sources, a little boy finds an old TV in the basement of his new house, but this isn't an ORDINARY TV, oh no my friends....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2002
break the son reviews
a father is forced into confrontation from his insane, drunk son...worse than it sounds...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002
Postinsert holiday titleBlues
Another...wonderful(ha!) piece of prose...i wrote a few poems on this topic actually...this happens to be the least worst amongst them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Published: 12/26/2002
The Canadian King of Mexico
Trying something different here children, told from the perspetive of a close relative who explains how a simple man became the ruler of Mexico...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Published: 12/26/2002
the prom reviews
once again, im rating on a save my ass basis...trying something a bit odd for me at least once again...a lesbian runs through her mind the chaos she is about to embark upon...(hint: the title plays into it)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2002
mommy's broken again reviews
high rating due to particulars i carry no desire to take heat for...do you ever wish you could just slap some glue on a loved one? someone on the verge of their end?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2002
foggy glass jar begins to fall
i have actually been keeping up with my poetry writing...this just happens to be the first to grace this site in awhile...very spontaneious (if that's even spelled correctly...ah the curse of the lazy writer!)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 12/19/2002
canadian carnival reviews
weird little ideas...guy locks his family up, charges southeners twenty bucks a head, typical literature i assure you.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002
someone's lost reviews
a girl is lost in the woods, seemingly for years and looks for nothing more than rescue, and finds it. though not idealy until after the fact.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/9/2002
the clockwork game reviews
write what you know, or what is probably true.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002
remarkable tragedy reviews
As always...a piece on feelings and what not...things that enter my mind and disappear in mid thought...frustrating as it is...i try to recollect what i can and bring it to a written form.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2002
Optimistic?
Written out of sheer boredom...I actually like what has resulted here...it did well on my diary (www.freeopendiary.com under blunt) so here we are
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 10/17/2002
Hooker
I've written on the degradation of people before...don't know why it fascinates me so much...this is along those lines.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 10/17/2002
fear the wolves reviews
Short piece about insecurities taking on a form that translates well to poetry (well not in this case)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2002
Tick Tock
A stranger effort of mine...I'm not sure how I feel about this. Just one of those pieces I wrote in the throes of boredom during some class I probably should have been paying attention in.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 10/6/2002
The Empathy World reviews
Personally, I consider this one of the best things I have written thus far...at the very least...it's the most personal. Written in a frenzied, almost manic pace...the poem sums up my feelings better then I ever have been able to.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2002
Perfect Girl reviews
Another older poem...I also liked what I was shooting for here...but as usual there was a problem between the thought process and the written conclusion...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2002
Thief
An old effort of mine...sort of here to see personally if there's be any evolution in myself as a writer
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 9/25/2002
Jack the jeckel box
To be honest...this was meant to be humorous...but sort of turned into a bad horror movie...I still like the idea behind it though...just needs a little work IMO
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 9/25/2002
black orbs
What are the black orbs? It's sort of like giving misery...no matter what the cause is...a specific shape or feature...its like creating something to blame...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 9/25/2002
Chaos City
Sort of a personal piece...not that it's good...but...eh...I don't know...I sat down and wrote this in about two minutes...pouring down the immiediate thoughts of my mind...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 9/25/2002
two samurai's, a cathedral, an interesting battle reviews
A battle between my english teacher from the 11th grade and martin scorcesse taking place in a cathedral. Features commentary from the all-mighty himself...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2002
It never gets old
A story I entered in a contest that failed miserably...inspired somewhat by cowboy bebop...an old bounty hunter well behind the times waits to make a routine capture...reflecting on the current affairs of his life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Published: 9/4/2002
Girl in the nightmare dress reviews
a story i've been working at for nearly a year... quite simply it's about a girl living in what would be the physical representation of her madness...give it a shot because a lot went into this...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/25/2002
Fun Force 1.01:Coffee Houses With No Meaning reviews
From the GENIUS behind the ff7 series, lunatic parade and others comes a brand new series...introducing a cast of less then a dozen! join the FF as they battle a sinister, foul mouthed demonic librarian and meet a curse laden little girl! fun for everyone
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2002
Trial by jury reviews
Do I like this poem? No...why am I publishing it? Good question...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/4/2002
The end and a new brick wall reviews
I have to admit a fondness for this one...it's probably just the Paxil.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
The Good Book reviews
Actually...it's not really an attack on the bible which is what the title suggests though it sort of mentions it offhand anyways. Read on please...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
The greatest unfinished piece ever!! reviews
Would I lie?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
the city and other grimly written prose reviews
the city is more or less of how I view it from afar...living in small rural communities most of my life. The rest? blah...read for yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002
speakers
Very personal piece here...not that it's very good. But it's more or less about me...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 7/22/2002
princess reviews
another short and somewhat repugnant effort on my part...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2002
mary was a whore reviews
wasn't this up before? bah...i can't remember...the good people at ff.net will just wail on me poor candy ass if it is...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2002
religious reviews
more of my oh so witty poking fun at religion...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2002
remembrance of the exploitation reviews
the romance element is a little hard to buy in this one...but it's there...just not the preconcieved notion that romance is always in a good form...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2002
recruitment ofor god
sort of a poem about some of the (coughs) people who refuse to stop bombarding my home with the news that my family needs to be saved
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 7/21/2002
problems unsolved and other creatures of habit
I like most of these which is why I bunched em together..read on!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 7/21/2002
piece of CENSORED
Not one of my best...which is saying a lot..
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 7/21/2002
monument of lies
monument of bad poetry is a tad more accurate...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 7/21/2002
memorial for the sign reviews
Sort of a personal effort...how egotistical of me...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2002
Needful Similar
I read a journal entry once about one mans expierences with something as simple as going to a store and this was what came about...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 7/20/2002
Pale reviews
Even I thought this one was halfway decent...judge on your own merits.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2002
sex between agonies reviews
i do admit i like the title to this poem...the poem itself? er...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
love letter and one other reviews
bahhh...im too damn sleepy to describe these two...just read em and tear em apart.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
icon of the witch
I'd like to use this in a song someday...I believe it carries that sort of potential.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 7/20/2002
hey there serpent baby reviews
inspiried somewhat by rasputina...its not about them as much as the poem came to me while listening to them...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
help me and other angsty verses
I sort of like the first one despite it's vagueness and inability to dig any deeper in what it's asking...the others? bahh..decide for yourself
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 7/20/2002
intact and so much more my friends reviews
another combination of various feelings...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
jessica the hat
some thought it was about a friend of mine...its not but it's still sort of an amalgam of people i know...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 7/20/2002
last rites reviews
in this case...a lot of people liked it but I...surprise surprise...did not. read on and decide for yourself.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
home/heart
very short...but it captured the feelings of arriving home from school day in and day out
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 7/20/2002
humilation delusional
Another poem...another one of those poems where the words sort of wrote themselves
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Published: 7/20/2002
horror movie reviews
I liked the idea...sort of a combination between feelings and one of my many obessions...but the end result was disapointing to me...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2002
healthy and other assorted pieces of garbage reviews
more poems thrown together for no particular reason..
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2002
Laid reviews
titles not so hot but the poem still holds a lot of meaning to me...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
knuckles and bibles
short little piece about two things I think share a lot in common...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 7/20/2002
holding hands
another lovely piece about romance type stuff
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 7/20/2002
little girl in the big toy store reviews
sort of a degradation of youth type thing...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
happy epilouge reviews
short but not too bad...dedicated to that spethial someone
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
game show reviews
I liked this one a lot...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
gods lost lamb reviews
not sure where the humor comes in...but ah well...this is about certain people i've met over the years...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Flea Babies
dedicated to an ex of mine...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 7/20/2002
final moments of course reviews
a decent little effort about my love life...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
final act and MORE BABY MORE! reviews
a few poems...i liked em...see if you do...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Drink reviews
ooo...a poem that RHYMES! wow...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Dress Up reviews
short and crappy...just the way you like em...right?
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
faded from the world reviews
i dun like this one...and neither will you...read it anyways
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
death or a whore reviews
the poem messed up on the title...well i messed up...blah im tired...just read the bleeding thing...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2002
dead porno queen and other fallen leaves reviews
a whole buncha lame poems crammed together like a BLT from HELL! bwahahahaha
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
cheerleader
this ones halfway decent i think...give it a look.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 7/20/2002
CENSORing god reviews
give you THREE gusses's as to what the censor stands for...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
failure in what we dreamed reviews
another poem by the man himself...(nods)
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Can't Hide reviews
You mayyyy like this...give it a shot.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
bloody paws
I sorta like this one...read on.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 7/20/2002
Burgess reviews
Dedicated to my US History teacher
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Blinding
Blinding you with bad poetry!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 7/20/2002
Bizzaro Faith reviews
Why mystery? cause it'll be a total mystery if anyone likes it! hahahahaha...i SLAY ME!!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
belligerent prom night
some people dug this tired, sad piece...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 7/20/2002
Begging to feel reviews
(pukes out another evil poem)
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Author of humanity reviews
blah, blah, blah...this one sucks too
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Apology Extended reviews
I SORT of like this one...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Anticipation of my romance reviews
Anticipation of pure crap is more like it...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Amalgam Future reviews
Bahhh...another wretched piece...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Alone Story
Could they get any worse?!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 7/20/2002
Abuse reviews
Hmmmm...another lame poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Ohhhhhh yeah baby...I'm back...here's a new poem
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 7/20/2002
Julie's Fears Of Pretty reviews
Not much here...short and fairly simple. Not the best of my writing I suppose...but just saying "the best of my writing" is pretty much an oxymoron...
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2002
Adventures of a love craving vampire girl reviews
A nice little poem about lesbian vampire love...i think it's halfway decent. Give it a read and prive me wrong...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2002
Denial Revisited reviews
An ultra rough, rough draft to a novel/series I'm working on. Tell me if it's a decent idea or not!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/25/2002
ThorneyRoses Chat48 reviews
Another insane (or stupid) chat featuring my beloved girlfiend and her wacky friends...read on if you have no self respect for what you read!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/8/2002
GiRl wHO RAn AwAy... reviews
Another craptacular song by yours truly...this one is more recent and i like it more then pretty...so...i dunno...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2002
Pretty reviews
Yep...I'm trying at songs too...i wrote this awhile ago and only now wanna post it. Tear it to pieces if ya like...its not that good.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2002
The revenge of little Jane reviews
Ah yes...a brand new poem from the man himself..actually...I do like this poem so please give it a shot.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2002
Imaginary Wife reviews
Another crappy poem I threw together about various things. And this one RYHMES! YESSSSSSS!@!!!!!!!!!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/15/2002
Upon my floor reviews
Another lame-ass craptacular poem by yours truly...I really should just focus on the fan fics and stupud original works but I cant resist. This is about assorted nonsense...its not very well written so be warned. Look elsewhere for a deep, well written po
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2002
Talking Scars reviews
Another strange/stupid SI piece from yours truly...dont worry...ill be back to doing luantic parade and sequels to hardly clerkin ans I dont see this doing very well.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2002
Nonsense reviews
Well after 73 stories...I figured I'd try some poetry. Inspired by vastly more talented friends and stuff like nin and jack off jill...try to enjoy...though it's pretty bad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/25/2002
My Mirrors reviews
Another sad, sad poem...this one even worse then the first.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2002
Falling out reviews
Another short as hell and just as bad poem. This ones about...something...I'm not sure what.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2002
My Magic TV set reviews
This one starts okay...then goes to crappola.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2002
Talking Razorblades reviews
These just get worse by the second...try not to hurt yourself laughing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/25/2002
Descending into pure beauty reviews
The last poem I wrote for now...flame on!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002
DEATH comes to the Camerons reviews
I will not even make an attempt to explain this plot..except it involves giant kittens, rape, muder and cannabalsim....enjoy!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2001
Eight ball bank at The King and I reviews
Based on a true story that took place several years ago...easy little story to kill a rainy day. Read up and lemme know what you think.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/3/2001
Closing moments with the voice reviews
Short but sweet story here that's little more than a look at what may go on in the mind of a maniac.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/3/2001
The worst lymric ever written reviews
In an effort to prove I will publish everything I ever wrote with no discertion here is a 4th grade lymric I wrote that resulted in one of many school counsellor visits.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2000
The Elevator reviews
Weird little story I wrote....I liked it a lot when I finished it...Read on and let me know what you think.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/7/2000
Bank Heist reviews
Another of my writercise assignments. Inspired by Resevoir dogs and something im quite pleased with so enjoy and be sure to review.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2000
Sour Apples reviews
A weird short story I wrote for my Writercise. Please R/R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/5/2000
The trailer reviews
All this is is my Writercise assinment...since it did well i figured i'd put it here. Based on a true story please r/r
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2000
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