A mere glance at any of the dates listed on my 'poetry' here quickly reveal I have not posted anything here for quite some time. I wince to say 'poetry'; what I uploaded here was base, attention-whorish rambling, much of which was the result of indulging in such fiendish pass-times as listening to the besmirched dissonance of Slipknot and the like, watching trite anime, and reading too much Harry Potter. Ah, young whippersnappers, let this account serve as a cautionary tale: Someday, when you too are aged and wrinkled, with inflammation in your knees, clogged eye-ducts, and sore gums, you may look back upon your days of healthful vitality, and moan piteously about the excrement you wrote and put up for shameless exhibition. Or perhaps not; but hark, young whippersnappers, having reached a prodigious old age myself, I urge you to be careful of what you write so as to avoid suffering the embarrassment that has no doubt contributed to the decline of my physical health.