Ruby Maia Wexler-Granger
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Joined 11-22-01, id: 129885
Author has written 13 stories for General, Humor, General, and Supernatural.
~Name: Rubi Maia Wexler Granger
~Also Known As: Llama Bob; Queen of the Psychotic Fluffy Bunnies of Doom; Nutmeg; Bob.
~Age: Between 13 and 87. Probably closer to 13.
~General Likes: Writing, reading, acting, singing, watching good movies, and making people laugh
~General Dislikes: Narrow-minded people. *Nodnod*
~Music: Cirque du Soleil, Linkin Park, Dashboard Confessional, Styx, and a lot of other geeky yet cool bands that you've probably never heard of.
~Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Clue, Top Secret!, Monty Python, The Matrix, Chicago.
~Books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Eragon, The Scarlet Pimpernel, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Westing Game.
~Food: Everything that's bad for you. *Sigh*


(From Invader Zim)
Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you are deep down in your heart!
Dib: Deep down, I'm balogna?
Zim: ... yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose!

Computer: Irken Invader Zim, for single-handedly ruining Operation Impending Doom One--
Zim: Ruined? I blew up more than any other invader!
Almighty Tallest Red: You blew up all the other invaders!

(From other places)
Pandemonium doesn't reign around pours.

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Love is a Crime reviews
PG, maybe PG-13, I really don't know if this is even a story and not a poem. Just a little angsty thriller thing that was inspired by a song that I probably interpreted the wrong way... please review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2003
Fellowship of the MysteryThingy reviews
(NOT LotR!)Sequel to the sequel to WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRIPT! The Fellowship is only one day old, and even now things are looking at their worst! Will Director and her team ever make it to L.A.!? **CHAPTER 3 UP UP UP!!**
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002
Sara Parks: Mistress of Voodoo?
Sara Parks is at a skating competition, one so big that her title of 'Best figure skater EVER' is at stake!! She's prepared to take desperate measures to ensure she stays at the top...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Published: 4/17/2003
Death Wears Pigtails reviews
When it's nearing your time to go, watch out for little girls in blonde pigtails...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2003
Chicken Kitchen Theater Presents Snow White! reviews
Yes, presenting SNOW WHITE with a star-studded cast of... backstage workers?? Watch as Queen Rapsheeba, Rubi Granger and the rest attempt to put on a sane, danger-free play!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2002
Sequel to 'WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRIPT!' If you have not read that, read it now. Director and Bob finally make it to the props room, only to find a surprise waiting... What happens next? CH. 4 UP! A mysterious mystery..Director might have another sister!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
Juliet reviews
Follow me and Juliet, and take a look into my head while you're at it...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2002
Disneyland Scavengers reviews
Cay and her friend Tommy went to Disneyland not expecting to be told what to find or where to go. But then something happened that they didn't expect and they became embroiled in an amazing and fun adventure! Has been revised since I first uploaded this..
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2002
That's right, folks, the script to the Nonsense, Inc. Studios play, Telephones Are Llamas In Disguise, has disappeared--vanished--gone POOF!!--and the result is total and complete mayhem!!**CHAPTER 7 UP!!!!** Moose!!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
The Insane Improvisational Puppet Show of Insanity reviews
Extremely insane. But also extremely funny. No real plot, just craziness, etc. etc. Just review, pleeaasseee!!!!!! An offer inside, choose the next character!!! **Chapter 2 FINALLY up!!!**
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002
A Bunch of Insanity and a Fine Kettle of Fish, Too reviews
Formerly And They All Shriveled up and Died! . That proved to be a flop, so I'm back with a new format. New stuff, not just stories. New chapter up -- How to have fun with a lime!!!! Very funny, please review!!!!!!!!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002
Of Pizarro, Llamas, and the Room full of Gold reviews
Okay, I used to have this in Spoofs but then I realized, well it isn't really a spoof, so I decided to put it back up here. This is the story of how Pizarro(that meanie) conquered the Incan Empire, with some laughs thrown in. Please review, people!! Pweez
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/10/2002
Am I being watched? reviews
I wrote this at 10:30 after seeing the LotR movie so it's not the best poem in the world (Understatement!), but I tried! Please R/R, people, and tell me what you think of it!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1/1/2002