Welcome! I am the fearsome Hitokiri Onigiri (yes, I'm a manslaying riceball), who is only slightly more menacing than a Reaver, but not as scary as the two-month-old sock in your locker. I am also known to those who know my real name as E-chan-san, George, The Magical E!, or "BAKA...!". I have the honor of being one of the few people who passed Miranda Crystal-Bearer's class on properly shoving items up people's noses. I have the official lisence, if anyone would like to see...

Right, then. Even though I'm off at college (Covenant College, "up on the mountain"), I'm still a northern-born and southern-raised resident of Alabama. I enjoy writing, video games, Rodney (my computer), crime shows, Anime, fantasy and mystery novels, and random humor. This includes doing MST3K-style commentary for bad movies that I still unashamedly watch (coughVanHelsingcough), or good movies I've seen enough times to quote them backwards and forwards (X-Men, Pirates, LotR, anything Disney...)

I'm a fan of more Anime shows than I have patience to name right now, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, CSI, the Discworld novels, scandalous musicals like RENT/Chicago/Moulin Rouge, and most if not all X-Men series or adaptations. I can tolerate some couplings, but I can't stomach yaoi/yuri romance. This especially applies to fanfiction, which is why I have almost completely given it up (both reading and writing) for original fiction.

If I'm not writing a poem or fantasy, most often I use six characters I created: Efad Milton, Aaron Sidnay, Christien Phileman, Brian Layor, Juston Layor, and Kevin McGorma. They also "help" me write (because I write a long conversations discussing plot details when I begin writing something), which is why I refer to them as my co-authors! ...okay, I promise I'm not crazy. I just happen to work best if I'm talking out an idea or writing it out, and back when I first "created" the co-authors I had gotten really bored just talking to myself. So there.

I accept all praise, suggestions and criticism you have... 'cept flames. Flames will be laughed at and disregarded as rubbish, just so you know.

Spontaneous celebratory rant: Myrran is my most reviewed story -- 66 reviews as of 11/17/06! XD W00T!

Current Projects:
Through the Night
-Original fantasy. Sequel to Moonlight Destiny, following Alex and Alastair on their quest to rid both Adan-Gwan AND Earth of the Rauhûn king. ON HAITUS (trans: I think it went south a long time ago and I'm probably not going to work on it ever again. Sorry. Personally, I think Alex and Alastair got bored with me, eloped, and ran off to Vegas.)

Legend of Myrran
-Fantasy/Adventure. Jack Lunday, a teenage boy from Australia, is taken from his home and recruited (along with six other teens) to fulfill a prophecy, bring peace to the troubled world of Myrran, and somehow defeat the evil forces that threaten it. Visit the forums!

Love Me, Love My Co-Authors
-General/Humor. A look inside the insane antics of Efad and her co-authors when they get together after school at their church's youth building. Utter, yet hilarious insanity based from instances that, for the most part, have actually happened to us (meaning my youth group, not my characters) or me.

The Time Capsule
-Mystery. Efad and Co. try to uncover a part of their church's past that has been kept a secret for over half a century, but those who buried the past will go to great lengths to make sure it stays that way.

...and I'm always working on Poetry. Always, always working on it ; because they just "happen".

Most recent update(s):10/13/08
OH MY GOODNESS.
I finally updated Myrran.
That's right... chapter 23 is finally up. Try not to faint.
Also, poetry. Been needing to upload those. There are several. One is up; more will follow, hopefully.
Aaaaaand a lot of editing through Myrran. Seriously. A lot. If you haven't read through it all in a while, not only are there now the coherent page/scene breaks that I originally intended (curse you, formatting! GRRRGH...), but a whole boat-load of awesome and possibly new stuff. Yesh. Check it out.

Quote of the Update:
E: "Oh, crap!"
Kath: "What are you crapping about?"

Current obsessions:
Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its. Doctor Who. MST3K. Boston Legal. Photography. That is all.