The Hitokiri Onigiri
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Joined 11-23-01, id: 130470, Profile Updated: 10-13-08
Author has written 49 stories for General, Fantasy, General, Mystery, Humor, Song, Humor, Friendship, Love, Life, Historical, Sci-Fi, and War.

Welcome! I am the fearsome Hitokiri Onigiri (yes, I'm a manslaying riceball), who is only slightly more menacing than a Reaver, but not as scary as the two-month-old sock in your locker. I am also known to those who know my real name as E-chan-san, George, The Magical E!, or "BAKA...!". I have the honor of being one of the few people who passed Miranda Crystal-Bearer's class on properly shoving items up people's noses. I have the official lisence, if anyone would like to see...

Right, then. Even though I'm off at college (Covenant College, "up on the mountain"), I'm still a northern-born and southern-raised resident of Alabama. I enjoy writing, video games, Rodney (my computer), crime shows, Anime, fantasy and mystery novels, and random humor. This includes doing MST3K-style commentary for bad movies that I still unashamedly watch (coughVanHelsingcough), or good movies I've seen enough times to quote them backwards and forwards (X-Men, Pirates, LotR, anything Disney...)

I'm a fan of more Anime shows than I have patience to name right now, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, CSI, the Discworld novels, scandalous musicals like RENT/Chicago/Moulin Rouge, and most if not all X-Men series or adaptations. I can tolerate some couplings, but I can't stomach yaoi/yuri romance. This especially applies to fanfiction, which is why I have almost completely given it up (both reading and writing) for original fiction.

If I'm not writing a poem or fantasy, most often I use six characters I created: Efad Milton, Aaron Sidnay, Christien Phileman, Brian Layor, Juston Layor, and Kevin McGorma. They also "help" me write (because I write a long conversations discussing plot details when I begin writing something), which is why I refer to them as my co-authors! ...okay, I promise I'm not crazy. I just happen to work best if I'm talking out an idea or writing it out, and back when I first "created" the co-authors I had gotten really bored just talking to myself. So there.

I accept all praise, suggestions and criticism you have... 'cept flames. Flames will be laughed at and disregarded as rubbish, just so you know.

Spontaneous celebratory rant: Myrran is my most reviewed story -- 66 reviews as of 11/17/06! XD W00T!

Current Projects:
Through the Night
-Original fantasy. Sequel to Moonlight Destiny, following Alex and Alastair on their quest to rid both Adan-Gwan AND Earth of the Rauhûn king. ON HAITUS (trans: I think it went south a long time ago and I'm probably not going to work on it ever again. Sorry. Personally, I think Alex and Alastair got bored with me, eloped, and ran off to Vegas.)

Legend of Myrran
-Fantasy/Adventure. Jack Lunday, a teenage boy from Australia, is taken from his home and recruited (along with six other teens) to fulfill a prophecy, bring peace to the troubled world of Myrran, and somehow defeat the evil forces that threaten it. Visit the forums!

Love Me, Love My Co-Authors
-General/Humor. A look inside the insane antics of Efad and her co-authors when they get together after school at their church's youth building. Utter, yet hilarious insanity based from instances that, for the most part, have actually happened to us (meaning my youth group, not my characters) or me.

The Time Capsule
-Mystery. Efad and Co. try to uncover a part of their church's past that has been kept a secret for over half a century, but those who buried the past will go to great lengths to make sure it stays that way.

...and I'm always working on Poetry. Always, always working on it ; because they just "happen".

Most recent update(s):10/13/08
OH MY GOODNESS.
I finally updated Myrran.
That's right... chapter 23 is finally up. Try not to faint.
Also, poetry. Been needing to upload those. There are several. One is up; more will follow, hopefully.
Aaaaaand a lot of editing through Myrran. Seriously. A lot. If you haven't read through it all in a while, not only are there now the coherent page/scene breaks that I originally intended (curse you, fp.net formatting! GRRRGH...), but a whole boat-load of awesome and possibly new stuff. Yesh. Check it out.

Quote of the Update:
E: "Oh, crap!"
Kath: "What are you crapping about?"

Current obsessions:
Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its. Doctor Who. MST3K. Boston Legal. Photography. That is all.

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Scars by fake-smiles-n-masks reviews
Speaks for itself...not that great, just something quick that came to me...R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005
Prison by Yoshiko Midori reviews
A girl might seem tough on the outside, but still be looking for someone to love her
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2005
Journey to War by AussieGal reviews
This is a story about a girl and her brother that go on a long journey to save their friend from a terrible fate.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/20/2004
The Four by Shila reviews
A once-magnificent world is crippled by the loss of its goddess, and only four of her chosen children remain. Unfortunately, none of these four are either good or completely sane, and so they have turned to destruction and plan to crush the entire planet.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
Waiting for You by Letters to No One reviews
A promise to a friend that she'd wait for him...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2004
Invisible by Letters to No One reviews
Do you ever feel like someone who's really important to you doesn't know you exist?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003
The Tristal Chronicles by Stephentchel reviews
All Jason, Richard, and Tony wanted to do was go camping and get drunk. Unfortunately fate had other plans, and now they've been selected to protect a fantasy kingdom from an ancient evil bent on conquering the land. You know, that old story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 8/23/2001
Granted by LindsayProject reviews
A boy is beginning to understand that he takes to much for granted and starts to change
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2003
Stalemate by LindsayProject reviews
Startling discovery.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2003
People Watching by Meatball reviews
This isn't really horror, it's more just plain creepy. Sometimes you see more than you want to when you're just people watching. This is just a quickie, please read & review! Thanks!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003
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Somewhere in Viet Nam, 1969
A sestina written from the perspective of a young soldier in Vietnam. Apologies if the formatting/line breaks aren't quite right, it always takes an edit or two to get it just the way it should be.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Foreign Parts reviews
Mend a watch by replacing the broken gear. Mend a human by replacing the broken heart.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008
It's a Sin to Cage a Mockingbird, Too
Atticus was right: it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. But to cage the free is just as unforgivable.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Legend of Myrran reviews
When Jack is taken from his home in Australia and thrown into adventure in an untamed fantasy world, he must join six other companions to fulfill an ancient prophecy and bring peace to the world of Myrran.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,571 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 2/9/2003
The Time Capsule reviews
Six teenagers go through a labyrinth of clues to unravel a mystery hidden deep within the walls of their own church, but there are people willing to go to great lengths to keep the church's past a secret...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005
Gone
I don't miss people because they move away I just hate knowing that, if something happens to them, I won't know because I'm not there with them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Through the Winter reviews
Very sad poem, because it seems like the past six months have set just a little more weight on my shoulders with each passing day. But when the snow melts, it becomes spring...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Learn to Let Go reviews
One of my closest friends lost her mother to lymphoma cancer three weeks ago... this is my prayer for Katie.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
That Old Song reviews
Rhyming ramblings with a twist of angst. Music may be the window to the heart, but sometimes it becomes the rock thrown through that fragile window.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Hands reviews
So many feelings can be conveyed through the simplest touch...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
The CoAuthor Series reviews
Some short song fics I've written, each chapter based on one of my five coauthors that I've created. Mostly angst or drama with happy endings. [Rating K to T
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,647 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Complete
Carry Me On reviews
For the moments my spirit is weak, I find that I can only rely on someone who never leaves, never forsakes me... and He's always there.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Experimental Takeover reviews
In a homeschool Chemistry class where anything can happen, an experiment goes horridly arwy and threatens the lives of the students... or does it? Oneshot T rating for sadistic humor
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete
Rainy Days reviews
It's always during the storms of life that I long to see him the most... it's no wonder I get so weary and depressed on rainy days.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Day By Day reviews
As 2004 came to an end, I wrote this in retrospection of how far I'd come in just one year. There isn't very much optomism for this new year, but maybe that will change with time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Duckling reviews
My reaction to relationships that move too fast. And, judging by the way things are going, all my friends have become swans... and I'm forever to be stuck in ducklinghood.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
In My Mind's Eye reviews
Efad thinks she's being stalked by a boy who no one believes is real. Why does he keep appearing to her, and does he have something to do with a murder near the church youth house?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Complete
Love in War reviews
Soothing words given in the midst of a spiritual and emotional battle from a lover to his dearest.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Sweet Sixteen reviews
Years ago, I thought that being sixteen would make me wiser than I really am. But when it comes to someone else repeating my mistakes, what if I'm really wiser than I seem?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
The Archer's Folly reviews
The gods must be angry whoever their archer was aiming for, he missed... and hit me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Thinking Hurts reviews
How can I make plans for the future when, every time I think about my life, something goes horridly awry?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Complete
Not What I Remember reviews
Efad's friends take her on a trip to her birthplace of Cincinnati, Ohio, only to run into an old friend who changed more than Efad had expected.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Love Me, Love My CoAuthors reviews
Poor Efad has to keep five teenage boys in line, without first driving herself crazy. How is such a feat accomplished? By one insane situation after another, of course...!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003
In, Not Of reviews
Two friends discuss their views of the world, and why it breaks their hearts to still see it falling apart.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Standing Up for Nothing reviews
Songfic. A troubled girl finds that, even though the world may deny her, she's never alone.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
A Rebel's Heart reviews
Based on Miranda CrystalBearer's story, Planet Insanity: The Destroying. Efad is the leader of the Rebel army after King Dirian, Queen Miranda's father, killed her parents. But the night before the battle, Efad begins to doubt her abilities as a leader
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Complete
Running Out reviews
A poem for a friend facing a rough time, who shall remain nameless, but she knows who she is. Others may relate to this as well, whether it be to her position or mine.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Complete
A Man of No Reputation reviews
Songfic. Who can know of the pain, the torture that occured as he said, Forgive them, for they know not what they do? Has any mortal ever felt or been able to describe such pain? But it WAS real. Rated for graphic descriptions of torture.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Complete
The Papa Johns Song reviews
The minds of Efad, Kitt, and ET comes another song parody after getting high off of Magic Markers! The song WAS Make a Man Out of You from Mulan, and since ET works at Papa Johns... if there was a genre of spontaneous insanity, I'd put this there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Complete
Fleeting Glances reviews
Inspired by curious musings from exchanged glances on the interstate or at the stoplight. As we drive off, I doubt we'll ever know anything about the stranger next to us besides the smile and the fleeting glance they leave behind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Spotlight reviews
Written listening to loud music. Why be ashamed of expressing yourself with dance if all you can see is the spotlight in the moment?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
WalMart's Greatest Hits! reviews
A short, supposed infomercial advertising a fake CD, from the twisted minds of Efad, Kitt, and ET the same girls that brought you Road Trip to Planet Insanity and A Random Story Starring Jack!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Complete
Step Inside reviews
The dance down the road is long, but as we are bride, keeping in time with our partner is crucial. He leads in step through our stumbles, always leading us onward to a place far from the dancefloor
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Complete
Song for the Artist reviews
Short poem a song for The Artist from an artist, with praise and love. Inspired by the art that is creation.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
A Loved Roach reviews
If our sin is to God as a roach is to us, how could anyone love anything as disgusting as a human soul? Based from an illustration used for a class I attended at a youth retreat over summer break.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
Your Smile, Your Eyes reviews
A revelation about a friend. Not a romance piece... just a new understanding.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/12/2003 - Complete
I'm Still Here reviews
No, it has nothing to do with the John Rzeznik song. A poem for a friend who is facing a tough time.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Complete
Untitled, or, Ode to Insanity reviews
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,Jack jump over the candlestick.... but with my strange humor thrown in. Slightly Monty Pythonish, now that I think about it, but clean.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Complete
Through the Night reviews
Sequel to Moonlight Destiny. Three years have passed since Alex left AdanGwann. But her dreams foretell the coming of her old partner and their greatest enemy...will she and Alastair be able to protect Earth from the Rauhûn? [HIATUS]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Revolution reviews
A year has passed since the war with Iraq, and Efad and her friends are on their way to a talent show when they see a No Forgiveness sign. But as they're soon to find out, a revolution doesn't always have to start with guns and knives...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Complete
Hello, Goodbye reviews
reposted, due to a severe change in the ending Twopart songfic starring me and my coauthors, based on Hello, Goodbye by Michael W. Smith. Efad finds a piece of Aaron's past that should never have been found... how will she tell him what she knows?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
Artist's Lament reviews
Life goes onAn artist is tremblingBut life goes onCan't see that he's weepingWill my picture be seen today?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
Flowerpot reviews
When I'm finished, I don't care if I'm an elegant vase or a plain flowerpot He'll still make me beautiful.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
Kevin's Christmas Carol reviews
A bizarre, yet strangely humorous story, based on Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol". Kevin McGorma has always been a scrooge when it came to Christmas. Can his friends -and some ghosts- help him see the light?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20/2003
Fly reviews
When an innocent game of football turns into a hitandrun accident, can two teenagers pull each other through with only their friendship to hold onto? I'll fly with you through the nightSo you know I'm not letting go, I'm not letting go...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete
The Random Story Starring Jack reviews
Another 'everyone writes a sentence' fic... The world goes haywire because of Jack, two mysterious cloaked figures, spilt M&M's, and a man named Captain FrillyPants. Just nod, smile, and back away slowly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Complete
Murder at the Milton's reviews
An innocent gathering of ten teenagers soon turns into a terrifying Halloween night when an intruder begins to murder them all, one by one... M for multiple violent deaths
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Complete
Small Collection of Poetry reviews
A few short poems I've written...explination inside!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002
Moonlight Destiny reviews
Alex is a normal girl who is kidnapped and chosen to save a world dominated by evil forces. Will she and her partner be able to save the world before its destruction? T for violence and dramatic themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Complete