Snowshoe Hare
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Joined 11-26-01, id: 131705
Author has written 8 stories for General, Fantasy, and Biography.
This is the author's feeling about writer's block -- I have mixed feeling about it itself, but a number of people have reviewed it, and so I'll keep it up for now to see what others think.

The 'The' Series:
All the stories so far with 'the' as the first word are connected by at least the appearance of the blunt ax, black machete, and/or the sharp-angled answering machine. My anonymous partner helped with most of these tales, so thanks, anonymous partner!

The Words of the Ring -- a humorous retelling of The Lord of the Rings (which I love). The Title is very subject to change, but the first chapter is up!.

I've been told my name is Christopher (whether I believe that that particular appellation is true or not bears little relevance to the topic at hand). You may refer to me as Christopher, Chris, Snowshoe Hare, or anything else that suits your fancy and isn't openly obscene. I've been called Blomin, Duggy Wuggy, Lord Wuffleberrry the Just, Vlad the Impaler, Chitch, The Great Piscator of the Deeps, and other names as well, so don't feel shy.

I am the co-author of a couple stories that I have posted here which are all connected in sometimes logical ways, as you'll find out if you read them. I would prefer not disclosing my age (but I will anyway -- I'm fifteen), but, as you may have inferred, I am male. I enjoy classical music, books, guinea pigs, and, of course, writing. Just like everyone else that I've seen on the site, I would appreciate feedback on my stories, and I do practice reciprocity -- if you read and review my works, I will at least read some of yours (depending on the subject, writing quality, length, and number), assiming you have some, and if I have anything to say, I shan't keep my mouth shut (for better or worse).

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A tribute to freedom and music
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 10/8/2004
Pensive reviews
A short story involving the regrets and memories of life
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004
The Lonely Christmas Tree reviews
A Holiday Tale in Three Parts (sub-title). The depressing story of a Christmas tree
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
The Security Guard reviews
The security guard sees unnatural apparitions: what he does about it
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/13/2002
The Paperboy reviews
The Tale of the Paperboy... It is very strange, but attempts at humor
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 11/28/2001
The Free-lance Mercenary reviews
The story of a disgruntled fisherman's son who goes out to seek his fortune
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001
The Raccoon reviews
The tale of a young raccon and the historys of raccoons
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/3/2001
The Salesman reviews
A tale inspired by one too many telemarketing calls
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11/28/2001