KayBird
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Joined 12-02-01, id: 134134, Profile Updated: 10-18-08
Author has written 30 stories for Horror, Fantasy, Supernatural, Humor, Life, General, Thriller, Humor, Fantasy, Action, Love, School, and Nature.

Hello, hello. I'm KayBird, once known as 'Vampire Kid Kara' (I changed the name because it was a crap name that I came up with when I was, what, ten?).

I'm 19 years old, and have finally graduated from high school (thank ZEUS). I've been writing since I was in the third grade, and plan on doing so until I drop dead because it is the air I breathe, and my life. I suppose, if you could define me as a certain type of writer, I am both a poet and a fiction writer who works under the horror genre mostly. I have been breaking ground under the genres of humor and drama lately, but no matter what I write, I almost always end up adding something slightly dark and morbid in there. I have a love for vampires (have ever since I can remember), but I am NOT a 'Twilight' fan haha. I'm an old school vampire fan.

I should probably also say that my poetry is not...well, "common" poetry. I've kind of changed 'poetry' to fit my own style, so I don't follow a particular rhyme scheme or format. This may cause my poetry to be difficult to read aloud, or comprehend occasionally, but I enjoy writing things that are obscure and thoughtful. So, you must look back and think on what it tells you to truly understand, I suppose.

I should probably note that I am an atheist (or agnostic, depending on what you're talking about), so beware. Some of my writings can be quite anti-religious, but I'm by no means against religion. I simply write what I feel, so do not be offended.

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My Enlightened Foot! by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 7/19/2008
Angel by Sagittarius's fool reviews
Poem about the blindness love brings
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005
A World of Lovely Rivalries by ERBW reviews
Not yet has she noticed me... not even as close as we are... only time will tell
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005
The Daemon by Vivian Grace reviews
What happens when a demon becomes obsessed with a human? What lengths would he go through to make her his? How far would he chase her?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4/2004 - Published: 2/16/2003
Lucifer by Jessica Night reviews
The Bible gives no description of the devil. Perhaps he's a little boy, who grew up into a man, who is the reincarnation of something that found its way out of hell a long, long time ago... ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003
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I Pine, In the Summers Sky reviews
“Pine no more,” groans the summers sky in a failing attempt to sing itself to sleep and put itself out of this longing it feels, voice old and cracked yet somehow still warm, despite the ages it sat in the sky,
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
To His Puppets reviews
Ah, the world, the world, living as old as it is today. Inventing new and fascinating things. Create, little people, create for me. Strive to fill my hungry belly. WARNING: Not for religious readers.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Teacher, Teacher
I will not be loud like you want me to be. I will not debate, unless you provoke me. I bend not to your will, nor give in to your rambling.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Will You Dance With A Reject Like Me? reviews
Will you take my hand in your own and dance with a reject like me? Will you step out of your safety spot with the straightlegged broads, the clones, with their dyed, yellow hair and dance with me? I dare you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Bad Boys Don't Wear Hearring Aids reviews
Mickey's life ain't normal. His dad is in an insane asylum, people call him Mickey Mouse, he was molested by a 'Jingle Bell Man', his mom acts like a preppy teenager, and he's got a gay bully on his back! Oh no! Is now, finally, continuing, sorry
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 9/9/2004
Slab of Ham A Crazy's Tale
And yet I walk the fool’s path in love, for I love a slab of ham.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Beneath the Furnace reviews
What's that beneath the furnace? if you're extremely religious, don't read.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
The Man With the Big Iron Hat Take Two reviews
"Hello," said the man with the big iron hat, "would you like to die and save a cat" (Kind of dark)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006
Preps Are People Too reviews
A girl with neon yellow hair, dyed of course, came sauntering towards the group of preps by the Starbucks, clad in the shortest skirt on the face of the earth. It was so short that her butt was sagging out from under it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006
In Hell We Are reviews
Rated For Violence “Don’t worry. You won’t die.” I gave a cruel chuckle. “Besides…You can’t die in Hell. You’re already dead.”
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006
Cannot Paint You A New Face reviews
You tell me to paint you a new face because your face doesn't exist at all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Nothing Is Happening! reviews
"Guess what's happening? Nothing! I'm loosing my mind from boredom and one more moment of this will drive me to absolute insanity." For those who love change.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Your Warmth reviews
The imprints of your arms will stay on this dress forever.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005
Dude, He's Dead reviews
There was a dead guy lying on the spagetti junction. Three rather stupid teenagers find him and get accused of killing him. Very funny and random. Please read!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005
I've Been Falling reviews
I’ve been falling for a very long time. My wings set aside as I plunged to the ground. No matter the weather I'll be happy to have a complicated life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/20/2005
I Wanna Go To Group Therapy reviews
I dunno if the genres right...This is a poem about how everybody needs therapy. Yes, even you. Please Read and review! Much appreciated!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
The Glue Attached To My Shoe reviews
The bunch of glue attached to my shoe smiles back at you. (This is totally random but really funny. Please enjoy the complete and utter madness.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/21/2005
The Java Nut House reviews
Erm, it's hard to describe. Please R/R. It's funny!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2005
Two Impossibly Old Men Went Fishing One Day reviews
Two impossibly old men went fishing one day, only to have their boat eaten by the great 'Sea Cabbage' and to be saved by a 'pirate' who likes eighties music. They go on a great adventure to retrieve their hearing aids. Please R/R. Better then it sounds.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005
Forgive Me Monster reviews
Please forgive me monster, I still adore you. It's just that there are so many new horrors out there that I forgot the classical horrors. Now I've got movies and other things. I'm growing up...But I won't forget you. Better then it sounds
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
The Man With The Big Iron Hat reviews
“Hello,” said the man with the big iron hat, "Would you like to die and save a cat" Pure insanity. But, insanity is fun. Please read and review.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004
Mountains Touched With Red Blood reviews
Do you see what I see? No, not likely. I see the mountain covered with blood. You wonder why? I might tell you. Please Read and Review! Reviewers will be loved excessively.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/23/2004
Babysitting Cannibalistic Children reviews
A babysitter deals with some...er...interesting children, who kind of want to eat her.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
He Wanted To Fly To Florida reviews
-This is a true story.- "Wouldn't it be great if we could go to Florida? We could sneak on the plane, you know? Let's meet at your house Saturday morning." He ran away from home and we were stalked by the police. A bit scary and creepy! R/R!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004
Shards of Glass reviews
I suck at summaries, so bare with me here. This is a poem about the life of a window and what happens when it shatters...kinda. You'll see. Please read an review! Love ya!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/17/2004
Train to Destiny reviews
A spur-of-the-moment type poem on my take on a metaphore on how you choose your way in life. Gah...I suck at summaries. Please read though!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Miss SarahJean reviews
He works at his coffee shop called "The Cafe of the Skinny" in Spanish. She comes in every day as flamboyant as ever, being very oblivious and making a fool of herself...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003
Time For a Vampire reviews
A vampire muses himself over what time is to him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Complete
Purple Eyed Figure reviews
A mysterious purple eyed figure sits atop the hightest branch on the highest tree sipping at some tea, while watching over his little playmates.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003
Children of the Masters reviews
A story of two boys locked in a room with their Master. They get out, and everything falls apart. Vampires, legend, horror, and spooky things. A picture that eats people. (SLASH eventually)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003