Ayuiij
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Joined 12-03-01, id: 134400
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Haiku, and Sci-Fi.
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I eat things.

I am also from Andor. My antennae are pretty.

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Eulalia reviews
A young girl stumbles upon the manuscript an inhuman creature from years back....
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2003
The Tragedy of Nature reviews
How cruel it is to be an innocent mantis in this crazy mixed-up world.... Bwahaha....
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/23/2002
The Eternal Curdling of the Milky Way!! reviews
You people are dumb. Ha ha.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/11/2002
The Most Negative Haiku in Existence reviews
Bwahahaha!! Feel the burn of my evil genius!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/11/2002
The Haiku Anarchist Made Me Do It! reviews
Okay, so I lied. But you still smell like fecal matter.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/11/2002
Ode on a Grecian Anteojo reviews
Zorak regrets nothing about this horrible affliction upon this site!!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/11/2002
Scientific Project Fails to Go "Boink" reviews
Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop....?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002
My Haiku About The Haiku Police reviews
Aing aing aing. Feel Zorak's wrath!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/10/2002
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