Jacquleine Schaeffer
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Joined 12-04-01, id: 134926
Author has written 4 stories for Historical, and Romance.

Hi people. My name is Jacquleine Schaeffer. And yes, Jacquleine is spelled wrong, because when I started this account in 2001, I was stupid, and now I'm not stupid, but I am lazy, so it stays. Not that you care, I'm assuming. Anyway, I've been here a while, and sad for both of us, haven't managed to finish a story since around that time. But that's changing! I promise. So while it looks like there's been very little activity here, I swear, I've always been a very active writer; I just abandon a lot of shit, which sucks and I'm sorry for that. But yes, I have changed a lot since I opened this account six years (holy shit) ago, as is evident with the completed crap back from that time. Don't read it. I just leave it up here as a banner to melodramatic writing.

I write because I get bored and I also like to escape. My own life is boring as hell. So I write to entertain myself. I also write because I love reviews more than life itself. If you're reading this, stop reading and go and leave a review on one of my stories. I'm totally begging you. I'm not above it. Stop reading now. Why are you still reading this? Go and read one of my stories and review. You better not still be reading this profile thing. I'm serious, dude. Go review one of my stories. Right now.

Perhaps I should give a little insight to my stories, which you should review.

Katheryn and Delia: I honestly wouldn't suggest reading this. I wrote it ages ago, and it kind of sucks. I keep it up there just as a testament to the fact that I did, in fact, write that crap. Then again, don't we all think that when we read old stuff. Ah, well, I had fun writing it and that's what matters to me. That...and reviews.

Viva L a Revolution: To this day, I really admire my plot line for this story. It was just one of those once in a lifetime flash of light things. Although the dialogue is cheesy and the writing is kind of flat, I still actually like this story. The version up is actually a re-write of a shorter version. Of course, the re-write did not save it from still being insanely cheesy and unrealistic. But who writes for realism on this site, am I right?

A Deal's a Deal: A pirate story that will not die. I always come back to it. I started it four years ago, but recently re-discovered it. I polished it up a bit and decided to re-post that baby of mine here. It involves a woman named Charlotte and an international PIRATE CONSPIRACY. Could there be two words in the English language any sweeter than 'pirate' and 'conspiracy'? I think not. Except: lasers. That word is pretty sweet, too.

Don't Hassle Me, I'm Local: I just moved out of my little beach town. This is a love story set in a model of where I used to live. The situations and characters aren't really based on anything in my life, but merely ideas I've had.

I have two more stories in the works currently (10/21): A prequel to Deal that I will start posting once Deal is over, and a romantic comedy similar to Local that's tentatively set in Ireland.

Now that you've read all this when I asked you not to, don't forget to REVIEW, dagnabbit!

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It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Let's Not and Say We Did by Cool Whip reviews
Madison Collins just wants to survive high school without incident and John Brady has made it his mission to see to it that she doesn't make it out unscathed. Better summary to come. Just read, I promise you'll like it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006
The Die Is Cast by Calcifersgrl reviews
With a motto like 'Quod Desidero Obtineo,' Lord Harry Winborne always got what he wanted. But winning a Miss Cassandra Colney in Hazard, a game of chance where the stakes were high and the consequences were even higher, was MUCH more than he bargained for
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,512 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/7/2004
Betrothal by Xuewen reviews
[DISCONTINUED] When Lady Wilhelmina and Rafe, the Duke of Somerset got betrothed against their will by their meddling relatives, there was only one thing to do: Team up for the fooling of the century. [Regency]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
One or the Other by R.D. Joli reviews
Spin-off from The Fine Line Between Hate and Love. Astrid Myles thought she had escaped constant embarrasment and torment but no more than 3 years later, she moves back to her old neighborhood. Her torment begins in the form of one Cedric Shawn...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Ma Mademoiselle Bizarre by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE. Regency. Glen Carlisle never wanted nor expected to inherit his paternal family's earldom. When he does, he's resigned to do his duty as quickly as possible and go home. A certain hoyden, however, complicates things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,007 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Three Princesses on a Pirate Ship! by Extraordinary CadMasters reviews
Filthy pirates! Bold princesses! Action and romance abound! In this exciting epic, written by three incredibly bored students in drafting class, anything might happen. Sit down, keep ahold of your computer screen and hop on for a wild ride!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006
Strangers on a Train by lostinshadow reviews
Circa late 1920s. Adrienne Parker, en route to New York City with her younger brother Lawrence, finds herself at the heart of troubling mystery after the murder of a man takes place in the cabin of the train she is on.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
Triumvirate and Entente by Jave Harron reviews
In 1908, a series of murders prompt a Chinese American detective, British occultist, and German monk to unravel an international conspiracy that pits the old Great Powers against the new. Completed!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Various Incidents of Little Importance, Really by Aidara reviews
Involving two questionable Men Who Are Probably Detectives, numerous Shadowy Characters, and bowler hats. Lots of bowler hats.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005
The Typewriter by winged.wisher.1128 reviews
Ernie Collins was nothing special. That is, until his pocket watch stopped ticking.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005
The Captain's Prayer by Holliday1081 reviews
When a proper English lady comes face to face with a pirate, will she find that there's more to the man than meets the eye?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,568 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
Dancing With Deception by KatherineStuart reviews
Lena is headstrong and independent, when a dark Irish smuggler is forced to protect her in order to protect his own secret it will set the beginning of a great venture, with romannce, murder and the high seas
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004
A Little Greed, A Little Murder, A Little Jazz by Odysseus61188 reviews
FINISHED The year is 1927, and Nathan is lured from his quiet Maine life to New York, where he meets and falls in love with Victoria, the dazzling jazz goddess. But she is loved by 3 other men, all of whom will do anything to win her heart.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
A Coward's Wisdom by Lavender Knight reviews
A story of love, jealousy, and the things we do for both. [Complete] I am doing a rewrite. Believe me, this CAN improve. Now up to Chapter 16 Destiny's Mark.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,979 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 6/11/2003
The Kings of the Kilburn High by OutlawEris reviews
A group of 18th-century Irish dissenters join with an Englishwoman to form an infamous robber band fighting against English tyranny... Robin Hood's got nothing on these guys. FM title)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003
For the Sake of Convenience by Knightengale reviews
Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
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A Deal's A Deal reviews
Charlotte Lawrence finds herself a bargaining chip in a conspiracy that spans the whole of the Caribbean, involving pirates, treasure, a traitorous brother, and...her own heart. Awww! A swashbuckling adventure.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006
Don't Hassle Me, I'm Local reviews
Molly O’Neill was one of the beach town Salty Brine’s most devoted locals. When city boy Dex Simpson buys the old hotel next door, what’s a girl to do? Molly doesn’t take well to tourists moving in on her turf, even if they are really hot...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006
Viva la Revolution reviews
When Annette runs away to avoid marrying a hated man, she gets more than she bargained for on the streets of Paris. Review...please? I beg you. Please. I need reviews. COMPLETED
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,204 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Complete
Katheryn and Delia reviews
Katheryn and Deliatwo inseperable friends in 1500's. Inseperable, that is, until a horrible debt curses one fo the girls familes and they are separated. This is what happens to them on thier quest to find eachother again. Please rr! PG13 for language.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 12/6/2001 - Complete
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