Lita Jolie
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Joined 12-07-01, id: 135974
Author has written 2 stories for Song, and Humor.
I love I have a 1 year old border collie named Sydney. I love Tomb Raider. I read alot on Fave actress: Angelina Jolie. That is why my pen name has Jolie at the end. I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE!! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. U CAN'T STUMP ME WHEN IT COMES TO TRIVA ABOUT ANGELINA!!! i like her and all but i ain't no lesbo! and i love tomb raider so much. I kno all about that too. When it comes to the movie that is. if u think u can stump me at anything on tomb raider on angelina jolie, e-mail me at lita_jolie@!!!!!
Review My stories please!

OH and one more thing.

I have a teacher at my school, she was my favorite, and if you read this, can you maybe say a prayer for her tonight? She died, and I am deeply sad, I really miss her, and I know that she's an angel, because she was a good person.


wHeN i PuNcH sOmEoNe, ThEy DoN*t CoMe BaCk!!

The Other White Meat by Megan reviews
Fairies, skyscrapers, and 900 year old tigers.... Welcome to my world.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2001
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Dear Baby Jesus reviews
This is just an interesting story that my Sister at school told me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2003
My Version of the Star Spangled Banner reviews
Ok this is just a gay little parody of the Star Spangled Banner
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003