HOTSEXYhide bio
Author has written 50 stories for General. This is HOTSEXY, That's right, I'M BACK, and here to STAY! I hope all ya'll know that I am a HOT chick, and these days I've been sizzlin like bacon fresh off tha fryin pan. Thats right! So I am back to the groove, and ryhmin the jives like fruity canalope on a warm summer day. Bet you've all been restless without me!NO FEAR~HOTSEXY IS HERE |
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Feet, A disgrace to humanity! reviews
The worst thing a human has, FEET. Come read...pew, i can already smell it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/29/2002
A "Fruity" kind of love! reviews
A love so sweet, and so juicy...almost FRUITY! Read inside to find out!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/25/2002
My Toliet - the seat i love best! reviews
Ever wonder why people run to the toliet?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/25/2002
A HOTSEXY reviews
Ever had a HOT love? Read about this sizzler!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/24/2002
When I'm Horny I fart reviews
This is nasty and yet...I love it. This is # 2 in my When I'm...... I fart series. Fart On People!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2002
My English Teacher-The Sexy Stallion reviews
Have you ever had a crush...on your TEACHER??????
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2002
Black Pant Fit reviews
Have you ever had some pants, that are worn and old but you just can't stop wearing them? That's my black pants. They just fit my buns perfectly!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/3/2002
Taco Bell Cravings reviews
This is a dedication to Mercedes, but it's for ALL to read!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2002
When I get nervous I fart- A Love Story reviews
A goofy little poem about two nervous buns!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/21/2002
Hot Sexy Raphael reviews
Move over Sally.....Hot Sexy's taking over!!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/21/2002
Rockin Rhymes! reviews
This is just a little hotsey ego trip- It's a joke people!! And it is a dedication to Desere!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2002
Do you Mo Fo's on fanfic know how to read! reviews
why you might be one of the people that sucks..........
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/6/2002
Top This!! reviews
A dedication to Desri!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6/2002
Let me....To my LOVE reviews
To my lover, you know who you are sweet cakes!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/6/2002
Crunch, Crunch, CRUNCH!! reviews
What I LOVE to CRUNCH on, and MUNCH on!!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/6/2002
What I really watch on TV reviews
What my friends don't know.....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/5/2002
Sometimes Stereotypes Are True reviews
Lip Gloss, Diet Cokes, and Maria Carey, does this equal GAY??? Come figure out this equation!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2002
The Pre Pee EXPLOSION reviews
Check out what happens when a pre pee fart goes bad!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2002
My Secret Music Life reviews
Things I jam to and my friends have no idea!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/1/2002
Tom Green reviews
Boy you so crazy I wanna get wit you!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2002
A Nightmare Come True reviews
Come and see what scares this HOTSEXY lady!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2002
I sneezed...I farted....ooops I snarted!!! reviews
A true story about my 6th grade Math class!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2002
Oh The Wonderful 80's reviews
Need I say more?? I didn't think so!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/27/2002
The Butt-Clench reviews
The Ultimate...BUTT-CLENCHER
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2002
I don't really give a ....... reviews
I don't give a...about trying to TOP YOU!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2002
MOVE OVER BRITNEY SPEARS........... reviews
Move over Britney, A new CHICK is in town!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/20/2002
Famous PEEPS reviews
Check out FAMOUS PEEPS
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2002
Sluts of America reviews
A poem about Slutiness
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2002
LOVE IS IN THE AIR -A DEDICATION TO BLUE BOOGER reviews
A poem about wanting a hot guy, dedicated to you BLUE!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/13/2002
Oh...That Day at Sea.... reviews
You may not be here any longer, but the memories will always remain.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002
MOTHER NATURE'S PLEASURES reviews
Trees are a magical gift for the mother herself! Thanks Mother Nature!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2002
YOUR LOVE IS SO REAL reviews
Baby, come back to me!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2002
JUST ANOTHER LOVE POEM! reviews
MY LOVE, I HOPE YOUR OUT THERE, THIS IS FOR YOU!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/12/2002
TEXAS Tales reviews
For all those rumors about us TEXANS, here is the truth!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/11/2002
Naughty Temptations reviews
Ever get TEMPTED? See what temps ME!!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2002
Michael Jackson reviews
I'm not telling...check it out to see!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2002
A HOT sexy dream on a HOT sexy night! reviews
Come inside the dreams of HOTSEXY!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2002
THE GREATEST OF HOTSEXY!!!!!!! reviews
ALL ABOUT YOURS TRUELY....That's right, ME! To all my true fans,Check out my NEW Greatest HITS!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29/2002
NAUGHTY MILK reviews
WHAT is NAUGHTY MILK???? And why is it so NAUGHTY?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2002
WHAT IS A BULL DYKE? reviews
ever wondered what a bull dyke is?
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1/11/2002
The taste I love best! reviews
See what I love to eat!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/11/2002
SEXY DIDDY reviews
I saw you last night, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Sean Puffy P. Diddy Combs!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/10/2002
To ALL THE HOT~SEXY HATERS reviews
Hear me out Haters, HOT~SEXY is in demand!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/9/2002
Back Street Boys VS Sim'Sync reviews
Find out how the two boys bands battled to the top!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9/2002
N'SYNC makes me sweat!!! OH BABY! reviews
N'sync gets a NEW offer, that'll make you SWEAT!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2001
ALL I want for Christmas is a Simmons cookie! reviews
A poem about the desire I have for just one little Sim cookie!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2001
HOT N SEXY ON THE PROWL reviews
Sing along to this BOOM BOOM rap
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/20/2001
ODE TO MY HOTTIE-NESS reviews
Come on by to see how hot I can be
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2001
The "PRE PEE" Fart reviews
This is a poem about the ultimate girl fart! Most girls will deny this but I've heard it many a time!Girls you know what I'm talking about. It's damn funny!!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2001
The Grassy-Assed Lawnmower Man! reviews
We all have um, that sexy man on the block that prances around in those shorts! Read about this one!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2001