Kellyconcarne
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Joined 12-12-01, id: 138263
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and Horror.
Hello Everyone, I am Kellyconcarne formally known as Flying Pegasus and Gabbyconcarne. After many years of neglect to this website, I have come back to dust off the old cobwebs and post more poetry and stories on to this website.

I am 18 years old and I still live in NC. My other interests are acting, singing,Sin City, mythology, Invader Zim, musicals, vampires, manga/anime, video games,and...above all, writing.Most of my work will be horror, comedy and the occult this time around with the occasional romantic poem. I may also post plays on here as well if possible.

I ask you once again not to take any of my work or characters because I will melt your face off if you do. Oh yeah..that's right YOUR FACE. (As you can tell I am still very random.) You can get my permission if need be but otherwise, hands off. Also, approach my work with an open mind, meaning, read past the first chapter. Sometimes you gotta look beyond the first few words to catch on to a story.

That's all I really have to say I guess and I should stop before I make more of an ass out of myself.

However, there's something I'd like to bring up. A lot of my work is not for little kids. Meaning, below the ages of 12 or 13. The exception is Alice Fooge which is pretty low key, although it is aimed a bit more forpeople around the ages of 14. Still there's nothing crude about it.Carpe Noctem is not for people under the age of 15.There is too much violence and sexual stuff and cursing for people in that age group and I don't want hate emails. It's rated M for a purpose,

Enjoy my work and PLEASE REVIEW! And when you review, I beg you, please use constructive criticism. There's nothing more lame than "ur story sux". If you don't like my story, have a good reason. It's your right not agree with my point of view but just don't be an ass about it. But like I said: Please Review. If you don't...I'll feed your brains to my dog. Be afraid.
~Kellyconcarne

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Betsy the Cow! by TookyToucan reviews
(WARNING: Toilet Humor) Poem in 5 fun-to-read parts! Betsy's got butt problems! See how she solves 'em!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005
With Love by AngelUpSideDownCake reviews
Steven, a runaway, is walking along the road when he sees a spiral. To anyone who reads this: It is likely and reasonable to suspect that, if this is found, I am dead. I have been killed.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Last Rites by edthehyena reviews
Just another Sunday at church. Right?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Serenade the Moonlight by L.M.Crow reviews
A detective is trying to discover what happened to him and his love one night when she got killed. His only clues are a bounty hunter, a man who disappeared, and a city full of hungry vampires. R/R please!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004
So Young by L.M.Crow reviews
Based off a nightmare, implied rape, suicide, but better yet a cry for awareness.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2004
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A Demon Sleeps in the Blender reviews
A junior high loner moves into her great Uncle Sebastian's mansion when her father inherits it only to find out that the house comes with a few other inhabitants. Inhabitants from Hell, literally. Full of dark humor! Please R/R
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005
The Review reviews
A young horror writer gets the review of her life soaked in blood. Be forewarned: This story is very graphic.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005
Carpe Noctem reviews
A saga of a girl's journey through the carnal, violent, sinful vampire world. Opening in the 18th cent. when she is ripped from all she holds dear and travels to present day where she wields the sword against her comrades a vengeful vampire hunter
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
The Misadventures Of Shao Akoto reviews
Shao is just a normal teenager living a normal life until a space ship crashes in his backyard. Then his world is suddenly changed forever! Don't read it if you don't like weapons of destruction, chaos, and sex humor! Read and Review please!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 6/12/2002