Crazywish
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Joined 12-14-01, id: 139081
Author has written 9 stories for General, and Song.
Looking back at my old bio, I'm disgusted. How could I have written such HORRID stuff? Oh well, that's over and done with.

Currently I am obsessed with Mercedes Lackey's Herald's of Valdemar books, but that may pass in time (like when the fifth HP comes out!!!)

Thank you to my friends who actually have read my moving poem. How couldn't I write one, when I just moved 3,000 miles from home? You know, it's all true, especially my last line (teehee).

DON'T BLAME ME FOR SUCKING AT SONGS!!! MISSY MAY BE VERY CRUEL AND SAY THAT THEY SUCK, AND OTHERS MAY BE POLITE AND CALL IT GOOD, BUT I KNOW I'VE DONE BETTER, I WAS JUST A LITTLE RUSTY.

Please tell me how to write a good sci-fi story. Earth's Mayhem is a little over rated and I'll trash it if I don't get response, and No more Luna or whatever it's called is just a science assigment. I know they both suck, but spare me, I'll stick to fantasy.

Well, oviously I'm bored, and I should write a better bio, but I'm going to close with a few thoughts:

They say practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?*

A waste is a terrible thing to mind*

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.*

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.*

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.*

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the earth, and if it opens wider, go, "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, as if you're going to fall in.*

I read that when the archaeologists dug down into the ancient cemetary, they found fragments of *human bones*! What kind of barbarians were these people, anyway?*

Some might seem mean, but ants have feelings too!

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The Divine Comedy. by Cyril Gupta reviews
I just reserved my permanent seat in hell. Please do not read this story if you are religious and get offended easily.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/21/2001
I Don't do Poetry by Crazyfool reviews
Here's a little bit of irony for you....oh and please review if you can, thanks a lot!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2001
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Circle of Friendship reviews
I wrote this to my friend years ago, and believe that it applies to all friendships, not just mine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2002
Special Feeling reviews
This poem isn't about infatuation, it's about real love.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2002
Kelly Poem reviews
It's not about a Herald of Valdemar, or some brave wench, it's about a friend my parents made me move away from.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/6/2002
Flawless is the mother? reviews
A touching poem I wrote for my mother, but it's not all about the glorious love of Mom. In fact, there's no love at all.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/28/2002
Infatuation reviews
A cheesy lust poem, if you get my meaning. Or should I say the lust be gone?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/13/2002
Where are my friends? reviews
I moved across the country, and I decided to write a poem to express my horror of leaving my besties on the other coast.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/7/2002
Faerie Wings reviews
Imagine it being song my a faerie maiden. It tells a sad tale of her first flight, or rather what comes of it. I'd appreciate it if you read it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/25/2002
From a Bird's Point Of View reviews
This is the poem that has won me recognition in the poetry world (if poetry.com counts for anything) I hope you enjoy it!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/14/2002
The Wind's Message reviews
Kinda strange, but has a good message...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2001