Disgruntled wanker still procrastinating. Is incredibly jealous of the talented following:
Vague Lenore
Stormer
Fran Eckard
...and hopes to one day, by reading their ingenious stories over and over again, leech all their powers and conquer the world with their grand skills. Likes marshmallows, sleep, and the smell of rain.

See my favourite authors collection. There are some amazing writers with amazing stories there.

I realise the stories should have a lower rating, but, somehow, if it's any less than R, I feel I've failed as a human being. I blame this psychological disorder on watching too many b-grade horror flicks. And spinach. And my out-dated belief little kiddies shouldn't read bad words.

Thankyou to all who reviewed, especially ye who did so more than once. My ego is boosted.

NOTE: All words are mostly correct in accordance with Australian spelling.